Jessica Simpson: Dreams, out. My car, in.

During an interview with iheartradio yesterday (after the jump), Jessica Simpson revealed she doesn’t brush her teeth just before singing two feet away from a crowd of people who are now considered missing persons:

“I don’t brush my teeth. No, really. I just use Listerine, and sometimes I’ll use my sweater.”

A lot of you sent this one in, so I really put a lot of thought into how this information truly affects me as a person and here’s what I came up with:

Does she still have giant breasts? Then we’re good here.

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