Jessica Simpson doesn’t accept John Mayer’s apology

March 3rd, 2010 // 45 Comments

Jessica Simpson stopped by Oprah today where she talks about John Mayer’s controversial Playboy interview where he described her as “sexual napalm” and “crack cocaine.” Via Us Magazine:

“I tried to read the article, and I was so disappointed in him,” she tells Oprah Winfrey. “It made me so sad, and it was really discouraging because that’s not the John that I knew…I hope he gets his life together.” She admitted she was “a little angry” about his rant. “I don’t want people to know how I am in bed!”
The singer confirms reports that he reached out to her in the aftermath. “He did apologize. I don’t accept it. It’s just one of those things that…I don’t resent him. I’m just going to let that go. That part of my life is over.”

Of course she doesn’t accept his apology because there’s nothing to apologize for. John Mayer described banging her as “sexual napalm” which came as a surprise to pretty much everyone who just assumed sex with Jessica Simpson involved a bucket of spare ribs then watching her fall out the window trying to take off her shirt. Or basically like fucking a David Zucker movie.

Photos: WENN

  1. philipp

    he got owned

  2. philipp

    was my comment posted?

  3. Jill


  4. Will

    Gotta love “I tried to read the article…”

    Not enough pop-up images? Too many big words?

  5. Awww! I’m glad she is moving on and is getting a lot of great press for her new show on vh1, the “price of beauty”

    did anyone see the trailer?? I’m SO excited! March 15!!

  6. josmo

    Isn’t that a compliment? why would she be offended……..

  7. “You’re dynamite in the sack, baby!”

    “How DARE you?! I can NEVER forgive you for that!”

    Me: Huh?!?

  8. Mike Nike

    Mayer is a fucking scumbag loser. I only wish I got laid as much as he does though. I would also like to suck a fart out of Jessica Simpson’s Asshole and hold it like a bong hit.

  9. Danklin

    Christ, it’s not like he told people she like it in the ass or that her snatch smells like rotten tuna(both of which Lindsay Lohan is guilty of). He complimented her on her skills in bed, it’s a good thing Jessica.

  10. Dreamweaver

    I can only dream of how awesome she is in bed, those long legs and that enormous rack have to be an incredible site. And she’s just crazy enough to really get nasty, you know she likes it in the ass.

  11. SO RIGHT

    Well yeah, if someone likened me to an addiction in bed I’d hardly take it as an insult. It’s kind of a compliment. What isn’t a compliment though is how quickly John Mayer dumps and disregards his girlfriends. It’s like he could care less about any of them. Maybe he just shouldn’t date for awhile.

  12. BeeTee

    She’s so bad ass I would have her fry me some bacon topless in a pair of her mon jeans for sure!

  13. Robot

    @6 and 7 I guess you two are retarded and can’t see things from someone else’s point of view. I mean not every girl is a dumb slut that wants everyone to know how they fuck.

  14. Lila

    False modesty. How doesn’t want a reputation that they are great in bed?

  15. justifiable

    #14 It’s not that. Daddy Joe told her over and over again that if anyone is gonna tell the world how she is in bed, it’s gonna be him.

  16. balls on fire

    I’ve had the pleasure of receiving some of simpo’s napalm on my walnuts and I have to say she singed them well and good.

  17. cc

    Frankly, the news that is a firecracker in bed kind of depresses me, somehow. Do you think it’s because I will never get to fuck her? Or is it more a case of knowing that Mayer did? I dunno.

  18. LLB

    How very Christian of her.

  19. mr. brightside

    #17 Console yourself with the fact that she has shit taste in men and that’s why you probably won’t get to fuck her. Also, the guys are always the ones who do the dumping so Mayer may be lying his ass off and she may not be all that great in bed. Mayer is a douchebag who runs his mouth for the attention and effect and doesn’t care whether what he says is true or not.

  20. joss

    I think I’m with 13. Hearing you’re great in bed is one thing. Having an ex say as much on your facebook wall for everyone you know to read (the closest thing to Playboy publishing it that any of us could experience) … not so awesome.

  21. Mr. Nice Guy

    It is an insult if a Man says you are bad in Bed. If these comments bother you, never sleep with another man, because he will tell his friends. My ex wife was pretty good in bed. My current wife is much better. Bet I get extra good sex for “outing” her as a Great Fuck. That is how SMART, Confident women react.

  22. Cause even a dumbo like Jessica knows she sucks in bed & can tell he used her like a pawn as a passive-aggressive rant at Aniston. He was just trying to hurt Aniston. Please, Jessica gets dumped by everyone, if she was so hot in bed she’d have to fight them off, like I do. She’s not sexy in the least, her mannerisms give her away. You can tell how someone carries themself if they are a “freak” in bed. She isn’t sexy but goofy. Nice try, uneducated John Mayer. You maybe fooled some hillbillies.

  23. Jessica will never have to worry about her current guy freaking out when the phone is ringing off of the wall from ex-es or be freaking out around the holidays when present arrive from UPS & Fed Ex from ex-boyfriends from the past 15 years. Never gonna happen. Mayer is a liar.

  24. Wow

    Remember when she was hot and guys still fapped to her photos?? I do… I have a whole bunch saved to my computer… But it’s hard to get stiff knowing what she looks like now. Sigh. for a trip down memory lane:

  25. Ben

    Well he sure didn’t say a darn thing about Jennifer Aniston in bed. Jen must be an old frigid women in bed yuck. No wonder men keep dumping Jen.
    So we all know Jess is a hot ho. Bet her number is being past around in Hollywood.

  26. Since when did any women, besides drunken college whores, take it as a compliment when a man tells everyone how they are in bed? Only douchebags do shit like that. She shouldn’t be upset with him, she should be upset with herself for sleeping with such a classless asshole. It wasn’t like she was just some random lay, she was his girlfriend. He should have had more respect for her than that. I would think there was something wrong with her if she wasn’t offended.

  27. boohiss

    She is one to talk. Didn’t she talk shit about her ex-husband’s lack of bedroom skills, that she faked her orgasms? What goes around comes around, bitch.

  28. Isn’t that a compliment?

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  31. zoz

    Yeah it was just him being passive aggresive against Aniston.In the interview after going on about Simpson he even stopped to say how aniston might be offended by him talking about Aniston.I loved the part where he said he didn’t want to sit in the kitchen and pet dogs.Also how she wished it was still 1998.That’s the year her and brad Pitt got together…ouch.Then he kept going on about how was 32…32.Mentioning his age over and over.Her age 41…LOL.Anyone he only slept with her for five months…I think if it was that serious he would stuck around longer .The fifth month was where he was breaking up with her.May of 07′.I say Mayer keeps things entertaining…LOL.

  32. zoz

    I meant to say that Mayer stopped to say that aniston might be offended from him saying how great Simpson was in bed.

  33. Gando

    What did this bonehead John Mayer do again what’s making her sad and sick?!

  34. Boogeyman King Dong

    Who dat girl?!

  35. cellphone

    Are you a Madonna fan!?

  36. Gando

    I’d agree with Jessica Simpson this time.’Napalm’ is totally political incorrect.It’s not a joke to be burnt alive.Especially when you’re still kid.

  37. Nero

    From that point of view his ‘love’ songs and lyrics doesn’t make sense anymore.He’s f*cked,prepare for his crucifiction! P.S.; call his mom!

  38. He’s above the hyper-publicity and is in a happy relationship.

  39. Jessica looks sad, and cute.

    “I tried to read the article, but it had words in it. Not enough pictures.”

  40. keelee

    Right. If she doesn’t want anyone to know, why go on the most famous talk show and talk to one of the most powerful women in media about a comment that was probably based on mayer’s usual sarcasm? If she doesn’t want people to think of sex when they see her, then why are her boobs constantly spilling out for the paps? Why would she do a movie like Dukes of Hazard? Why prance around in skimpy clothing in videos???? She’s going to “let that go” she says, on Oprah. She says she hates that people focus too much on weight, but she wasn’t complaining when she made money off of her 20 year old body.

  41. Nice try, uneducated John Mayer. You maybe fooled some hillbillies.

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