Jessica Simpson doesn’t accept John Mayer’s apology
“I tried to read the article, and I was so disappointed in him,” she tells Oprah Winfrey. “It made me so sad, and it was really discouraging because that’s not the John that I knew…I hope he gets his life together.” She admitted she was “a little angry” about his rant. “I don’t want people to know how I am in bed!”
The singer confirms reports that he reached out to her in the aftermath. “He did apologize. I don’t accept it. It’s just one of those things that…I don’t resent him. I’m just going to let that go. That part of my life is over.”
Of course she doesn’t accept his apology because there’s nothing to apologize for. John Mayer described banging her as “sexual napalm” which came as a surprise to pretty much everyone who just assumed sex with Jessica Simpson involved a bucket of spare ribs then watching her fall out the window trying to take off her shirt. Or basically like fucking a David Zucker movie.