Jessica Simpson defies logic, tops country charts
Despite enraging country music fans with her breasts at the Grand Ole Opry and giving horrible ass performances, Jessica Simpson’s new album Do You Know debuted at the top of Billboard’s country charts, according to Us Magazine:
The album — which sold 65,000 copies since coming out last week — ranked No. 4 on the Billboard Top 200.
Simpson’s first single, “Come on Over,” hit No. 18 on the Hot Country Songs list last month.
Whoa whoa whoa. People paid money for a Jessica Simpson CD? My fortune cookie was right: We are a nation of retards. On that note, congratulations to John McCain and Sarah Palin. You’ve got this thing in the bag!