Jessica Simpson Daisy Duke Candids

20041206dukes.jpgI knew that Jessica Simpson was playing Daisy Duke, and I knew that meant she would be wearing short jean shorts, but I hadn’t really prepared myself for just how wickedly hot she would look in them. I sort of recall that the original Daisy Duke wore a shirt or something, but if the producers of the new movie have decided to just go with a bikini, that’s fine by me. Maybe they should just lose the whole jean shorts thing altogether and just throw Jessica Simpson in a thong. Sure it would be a slap in the face to the original series, but I think I’m okay with that.

Oh, and Jessica Simpson has huge breasts thighs. It’s like they took a hot blonde and implanted her onto some tree trunks. I’m not complaining or anything, I’m just saying. Saying that she has huge thighs that is! Wait, I just said that…

— thanks everyone