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Maybe she should get a job with Caltrans as an oversized traffic cone.
Bah never thought she was that pretty, man imagine what she’s gonna look like in another 10 years…
http://www.exposay.com
Bet I could name another activity she’s doing with a banana and ‘ooh ooh ahh ahh’ sounds.
Her dad.
holy shit, she is one ugly bitch, and what is with the lips, they’re all filled up with something i thought she said she gave up on restalin because it looked “fake” guess not.
and is that kirk cameron in the back deat.whoa jessica, that’s d list. you are d list, wench.
after we destroy paris hilton, she’s next.
or you know they’ll destroy themselves as we watch.
@41- krisdylee, thank you. Now if we can get
jane’s eyre – (hilarious comment on #51)
and Italian Stallion to ‘link’…
all would be right with the world.
That divorce obviously did very bad things to her self esteem and overall mental state, I mean guys absolutly DROOLED over her as daisy duke and now she’s the “Orange is HOT” poster girl…
She needs to get some girl friends, get some icecream and stop fake tanning until she gets over him… yeah she might put on a bit of weight but hell its better than looking like a jelly bean
she doesnt even look that bad, i dont think
#41 Suicidal, you dickwad,
I’m sure you meant to say, “all would be right with ZANNA’S world.”
Hopeless
why is she being allowed to drive? they should be challenging each other to a stupid off. no clear winner there. she looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet.
@58 – Hopeless_, you’re right. Thanks for the correction.
And it’s fuckwad, not dickwad!!
RichPort – Those METS are amazing.
im no expert here, but that tan is fake
@40 — I was thinking the same thing. Surely Jack White has better taste than that. Besides orange doesn’t go with his color scheme.
@49 — ha ha good one
people pay to look like this?
Orangutan? I wonder if she has a little pink ass.
she can DRIVE — All by HERSELF?!?! I’m floored.
She was on Leno acting nearly drunk, I swear she was flying the alki airlines. She pulled a Farrah Fawcet. I knew something was wrong with her usually she acts normal.
To Nik on Post#32 – I CAN actually see one positive thing about the way she looks…she’s not with Ashley
She looks like a really fucking HOT orangutan. With boobs and a somewhat used vagina. I still love that monkey chick from Planet of the Apes though. Rarrrr…. HOT. :P
Its that Fake Spray Tan shit,that stuff never looks good-and it smells like funk
she looks like a donkey, with her guffaw ass lookin’ face. jessica: “HEEHAW!!!”
Is it just me, or does she actually look like a Jack-O-Lantern in the second pic?
ha ha….well, who’s gonna retain the oompa loompa title?
Jessica Simpson I am sure has nothing to any of us posting here so I wonder, what is with all the bitter comments? Does it make people feel better about themselves to trash on others? I don’t understand this logic. I feel awful about myself when I catch myself saying something negative about another person.