Jessica Simpson challenges Victoria Beckham to tan off

September 14th, 2006 // 73 Comments
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  1. jane's eyre

    Maybe she should get a job with Caltrans as an oversized traffic cone.

  2. nc72

    Bah never thought she was that pretty, man imagine what she’s gonna look like in another 10 years…

    http://www.exposay.com

  3. xx.deathcab.xx

    Bet I could name another activity she’s doing with a banana and ‘ooh ooh ahh ahh’ sounds.

    Her dad.

  4. shameshame

    holy shit, she is one ugly bitch, and what is with the lips, they’re all filled up with something i thought she said she gave up on restalin because it looked “fake” guess not.
    and is that kirk cameron in the back deat.whoa jessica, that’s d list. you are d list, wench.
    after we destroy paris hilton, she’s next.
    or you know they’ll destroy themselves as we watch.

  5. @41- krisdylee, thank you. Now if we can get

    jane’s eyre – (hilarious comment on #51)

    and Italian Stallion to ‘link’…

    all would be right with the world.

  6. Dory

    That divorce obviously did very bad things to her self esteem and overall mental state, I mean guys absolutly DROOLED over her as daisy duke and now she’s the “Orange is HOT” poster girl…

    She needs to get some girl friends, get some icecream and stop fake tanning until she gets over him… yeah she might put on a bit of weight but hell its better than looking like a jelly bean

  7. TorontoMapleLeafs

    she doesnt even look that bad, i dont think

  8. #41 Suicidal, you dickwad,

    I’m sure you meant to say, “all would be right with ZANNA’S world.”

    Hopeless

  9. Bambella

    why is she being allowed to drive? they should be challenging each other to a stupid off. no clear winner there. she looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet.

  10. @58 – Hopeless_, you’re right. Thanks for the correction.

    And it’s fuckwad, not dickwad!!

    RichPort – Those METS are amazing.

  11. im no expert here, but that tan is fake

  12. TaiTai

    @40 — I was thinking the same thing. Surely Jack White has better taste than that. Besides orange doesn’t go with his color scheme.

    @49 — ha ha good one

  13. Club Cory

    people pay to look like this?

  14. flamarkel

    Orangutan? I wonder if she has a little pink ass.

  15. cole007

    she can DRIVE — All by HERSELF?!?! I’m floored.

  16. James

    She was on Leno acting nearly drunk, I swear she was flying the alki airlines. She pulled a Farrah Fawcet. I knew something was wrong with her usually she acts normal.

  17. To Nik on Post#32 – I CAN actually see one positive thing about the way she looks…she’s not with Ashley

  18. Fatty_McButterpants

    She looks like a really fucking HOT orangutan. With boobs and a somewhat used vagina. I still love that monkey chick from Planet of the Apes though. Rarrrr…. HOT. :P

  19. KelKel

    Its that Fake Spray Tan shit,that stuff never looks good-and it smells like funk

  20. atomikblonde88

    she looks like a donkey, with her guffaw ass lookin’ face. jessica: “HEEHAW!!!”

  21. Claude Balz

    Is it just me, or does she actually look like a Jack-O-Lantern in the second pic?

  22. ha ha….well, who’s gonna retain the oompa loompa title?

  23. Jessica Simpson I am sure has nothing to any of us posting here so I wonder, what is with all the bitter comments? Does it make people feel better about themselves to trash on others? I don’t understand this logic. I feel awful about myself when I catch myself saying something negative about another person.

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