Jessica Simpson arrived in Japan over the weekend just in time for a massive earthquake. From her Twitter:
thought i was hallucinating durning a 6.6 earthquake in japan. i have never felt anything like this in my life. laying in bed watching cnn.
about 20 hours ago from web
Jessica Simpson steps on Japanese soil, and an earthquake happens.
….
Seriously, I don’t even want to make a joke here. It’d be like asking Britney Spears to tie her shoes. But I will point out Jessica wrote “durning.” Ha! What an idot.
Photos: WENN
Tim | August 11, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Funny how the Richter scale registered higher than her IQ.
freaky | August 11, 2009 at 1:12 pm
( pic.1#) a preview of the old toothless jessica?
timjack | August 11, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Nice to see the bodyguard having a sly grope…
Jill | August 11, 2009 at 1:14 pm
“Durning”? The oxycontin has taken over…
jester | August 11, 2009 at 1:14 pm
God she is so stupid. I would do so many horrible things to her.
Hammertime | August 11, 2009 at 1:21 pm
“i have never felt anything like this in my life lying in bed…”
That’s because you’re always going out with hunks like Nick and that football guy Romo. You need to start giving nerds who post on TheSuperficial a chance…
Jake | August 11, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Fat. Stupid. Hillbilly. Fuck her NOW, before she becomes a fatter, more stupid hillbilly. Rednecks do not age well.
Joe the Plumber | August 11, 2009 at 1:31 pm
“thought i was hallucinating during a 6.6 earthquake in japan. i have never felt anything like this in my life”
-That’s ’cause nice clean guys like Nick and Tony (papa Joe?) don’t know how to lay pipe the blue collar dirty way.
PJ | August 11, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Like she was really watching cnn.
PJ | August 11, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Like she was really watching cnn.
jumpin_j | August 11, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Is she developing a man-chin? I mean losing weight is supposed to make you look better. WTF here?
jester | August 11, 2009 at 1:41 pm
She thought cnn was the cartoons now network.
frank the dolphin | August 11, 2009 at 1:46 pm
I would still hit that. Twice.
Superbiggerevil | August 11, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Almost as big a waste of oxygen as Paris and Kim, but getting close.
Luana | August 11, 2009 at 1:51 pm
And you wrote “idot”. Hahaha!
Hank | August 11, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Man chin. Man arms. Man thighs. Beer gut.
If it weren’t for the those luscious, fatty cans, she’d be a guy.
kris | August 11, 2009 at 2:10 pm
She may be dumb as a rock but I would still tap that ass!!!
Deacon Jones | August 11, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Is it wrong that I get an erection from seeing women with big breasts cry?
There must be some kind of fetish site for it…..hmmm
Charee Chan | August 11, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Hey raydie what you think you come here wake up gozirra fahted. You no come back hrer, you no welcome hrer. Get you big cans outta my city, wait maybe before you go show some side boob preese.
Ro | August 11, 2009 at 2:20 pm
You spelled “idioit” wrong you stoopid hed.
wowzers | August 11, 2009 at 2:21 pm
lol as much as i love you man, i hope you realized that you typed “idot”
Danklin | August 11, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Dude she is not aging welll judging from that first pic
misterfister | August 11, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Her box smells like a cheese plate that has gone bad….
The Jerk | August 11, 2009 at 2:44 pm
@6 “You need to start giving nerds who post on TheSuperficial a chance…”..
..yeah if you saw the types of posts from the people here who here who have such an anal fixation then I’m sure you can imagine the percentage of who really has a chance with her. We would all have a better chance with a crackhead who has most of her teeth missing with tits that hang below her gut.
As for Jessica…nothing surprises me anymore with this broad, esp the fucking tuna confusion..
keijo | August 11, 2009 at 2:48 pm
:D:D:D:D:D
Erica | August 11, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Ugly brown eyes.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | August 11, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Proof she’s never had sex with me. I’d rock her so hard her boobs would sway like Mt. Everest.
Joane | August 11, 2009 at 3:12 pm
What are those things in her hair in the first pic? Is that to attach hair?
mafme | August 11, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Duckface = not hot.
ROUGH Daddy | August 11, 2009 at 3:46 pm
I done believe any Kack can withstand the power of the natural disaster her knockers can cause, she probably was doing jumping jacks!
ROUGH Daddy | August 11, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Will you bitches stop with the man chin already? you ever seen people with no chins? theyre hideous!!!
Tom | August 11, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Man chin. Shit brown, dead eyes. Gaping, retard open mouth. Bulging gut. Fat arms. Hair bleached to death.
Teeth are nice. And her breasts are large – but definitely not toned. The kind that flop to the side when she’s own her back.
bUZZTOE | August 11, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Was it the mom jeans or the weight that caused that quake? Yeah she thought CNN was QVC…thicker than pig shit I’d say…
Darth | August 11, 2009 at 5:03 pm
It would be hard job but i hope she got the crap shaked outta her.
Nature | August 11, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Did i wake some people?
Tom K | August 11, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Tony Romeo got out of that sinking ship just in time. She is going downhill add her to the this of “USED” to be hot celebrities….Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Tara Reid. lol
Let's see the cans | August 11, 2009 at 5:18 pm
the clock is running out for her to show her natural giants….show them already for Christ’s sake………it’s all you’ve got Jessica
sva1994 | August 11, 2009 at 5:24 pm
I love how the Superficial laughs at Simpson and calls her an idiot for misspelling a word. Yeah, ain’t that hilarious, Supe? Some people are just retards.
Bill Cosby | August 11, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Wow. So no one caught that “idot” was a joke?
Smart crowd. Eat the puddin’ pops.
Mr. Anon | August 11, 2009 at 5:50 pm
This is quite funny. The comments are proof that Americans don’t get subtle sarcasm and irony.
Fish wrote idiot like that on purpose.
/facepalm
Keith | August 11, 2009 at 6:11 pm
She looks like a man in a blonde wig in pic #2 (except for those enormous milk bags, which look distinctly feminine, and should be transplanted onto someone less idiotic).
suck my dick | August 11, 2009 at 6:31 pm
She looks very plain without make-up. Ewwww
Mike Walker | August 11, 2009 at 6:54 pm
First pic looks like Janis Joplin.
Feckless | August 11, 2009 at 7:25 pm
I bet Britney understands the word “durning” – she’s smart enough to study for a roll.
FooGooMaRooCoo | August 11, 2009 at 8:05 pm
What a stupid cunt.
Makeup | August 11, 2009 at 8:05 pm
It looks like someone forgot to put on their beauty mask.
budah | August 12, 2009 at 12:14 am
she was doomed the moment she had a reality show about her and husband number 1 too bad she can’t count that high.
SHITFERBRAINS/CAPTAINAMERICA/GERALDVANDENDOOOOOSH | August 12, 2009 at 2:03 am
THE BLOOM IS OFF THE ROSE, FOLKS….!!!!
@ 40 | August 12, 2009 at 2:48 am
I agree. (For the record I am British and I got it right away)
Clearly the funniest thing was that the idot part was done on purpose. It was a joke, and you jackasses not only didn’t get it (it was imo obvious), but actually tried to call him out on it. lol…
Matt | August 12, 2009 at 3:22 pm
She is the dumbest looking chick I have every seen. I’ll bet she just sit around and let every one else think for her.