Just days after messing up the lyrics in her Dolly Parton tribute, Jessica Simpson is reportedly having trouble with her lines on the set of Blonde Ambition and had to get an earpiece so a crew member could read her her lines. A source on the Louisiana set says:
“After the seventh take on one shot, the director hid a microphone in her ear so a crew member could feed her lines,” a source told the tab. “Everyone was embarrassed for her, but she laughed it off, saying ‘I’m sorry, everyone. I’m sorry.’” Co-star Luke Wilson was sympathetic, reports the source, and “patted [Simpson] on the back and told her it would be okay.”
But it’s not okay, is it, Jessica? Soon everybody’s gonna realize you never learned to read and that you didn’t really attend Princeton like you’ve been telling everybody. And inside the fake cover of that book you’re always looking at? Pictures of butterflies. Oh woe is you, Jessica. Woe is you.
The only line Jess remebers is the one Johnny Knoxville did off her ass while Steve O banged her mouth.
Gross I know, but true.
#44, Those were hilarious! Definitely going to share those with my best friend who’s also a redhead.
Please understand that I have to kick your ass now. I hope this doesn’t affect our relationship in any untoward way. I don’t want to get kicked out of the club.
what does the director and producers of this movie expect when they hire a no talent bimbo to star in their movie? This chick is about as exciting to watch as paint drying. She totally got panned in Employee of the Momth. She cant act her way out of a paperbag, never mind sing. She appeared on the Today Show a few months ago, and I actually was embarrassed for her. The backup singers had more talent than she did. They must cringe when they have to sing backup for a nonsinging no talent bitch.
“working 9 to…….3? 7? 36? bunny rabbit?”
alotta people are saying their embarrsesd for her. I think its great. Her demise, clubbing baby seals, it’s all good.
Most of her scenes were cut in Dukes of Hazzard. Employee of the month bombed and her acting was critisized and NOW they are giving her the lead in a movie?
Who are the dumbasses producing this? My guess is that she and daddy are funding this film which will no doubt have an opening weekend about as exciting as a turd hitting the toilet bowl.
#38
She wouldn’t eat buffalo wings because she doesn’t like eating buffalo.
I like eating buffalo, but you sure need an umbrella when you get caught under a flock of them flying south for the winter!
#50 Jessica’s confusion “Is this chicken or fish what I’m eating?” stemmed from the fact that the brand of tuna was Chicken of the Sea. She was confused beause the can said chicken but she was pretty sure it tasted like fish. At least her tastebuds work.
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Okay, little scoop scoop, check my site for the story behind the story. For once, I am a celeb blogger too.. ugh.. I mean YESS!!!
#23 & #54 LOAO..Thanks for making us laugh.
Oh..and can’t we stop it already with the tuna and chicken S@#$, who cares?
ok, thanks!
oh the surprises do just keep on coming don’t they.
seriously…. ?
http://glam.com/g/p/56324532/nosub/5/56390098/5/56390098_1/205/98237835/?page=3
what a freakin idiot – drop her from acting…or singing…or living…
That’s the funniest news ever! She came off fine in the movie though…Luke Wilson was totally funny and cute as he always is. The movie was a normal Hollywood romance–I will never understand why it bombed. It wasn’t award winning material, but it was a cute film!