Jessica Simpson really can’t go back to country now

October 27th, 2009 // 81 Comments

Here’s Jessica Simpson in India today where she’s filming her new reality show “The Price of Beauty.” She’s also sporting a bindi which is the final nail in the coffin for her country music career because there are two things you don’t do in that genre: Be a minority or look like a terrorist. Now, I know what you’re thinking: India had absolutely nothing to do with 9/11, and you’re absolutely right. However, you’re employing things like book smarts and facts which, according to southern law, means Alan Jackson has the right to throw copies of the King James at your face until you drink a two-liter of Mountain Dew. Them’s the rules.

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  1. RichardG

    The Southern Law, Alan Jackson, Kimg James LMAO good one

  2. Bella

    25
    Do you live in the south? I do and you completely CORRECT!! I had heard of southern “charm” and “hospitality”…. but truthfully I have never met more unfaithful bigots since moving here. Lazy, ignorant…. violent, perverted, the list goes on. Stay in India girlfriend!!

  3. Northern Princess of Love and Beauty

    I live in Atlanta and all the hot action is with the black MEN and not the white boys. (Size really does matter Mr. Jefferson Davis)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. BA Baracus

    #53…

    Thats because youre either a ni99er or a mudshark and no one cares about either.

    Now get back to being gross, oily and tacky.

  5. TX

    @ 14 and 18 Well said.

    Also, don’t forget about Neal McCoy, Freddy Fendor, Los Lonely Boys, Rick Trevino, and Cowboy Troy – who all found success in country music.

  6. Northern Princess of Love and Beauty

    Blonde hair and blue eyes baby, B&B+B(black dudes)=Love!
    Jealous much?

  7. Nicole Brown Simpson

    Lol@#56

    whats to be jealous about a mudshark? More commonly laughed at then envied. After all, whats not funny about a bimbo with no future or class, riddled with white guilt clinging onto an animal with no future, no class, no grasp of the english language, no education & a penchant for mysogyny, violence & stds?

    The jokes on you & will catch up to you sooner or later. Just ask Ron Goldman or myself.

  8. Northern Princess of Love and Beauty

    MMm you got that right @57 I love to hang onto those dark animals all night long! Best ride of my life since I went black. My parents are Norwegian and they had been trying to set me up with this Swede from back home. After a few nights of real lovin’ I am gone for good. I mean great!!! ;

    I have a BS in Business Administration dear and work as…never mind, go back to your accountant lover! Ha ha ha ha

  9. Galtacticus

    Has she been playing with crayons again?!

  10. that red injection mark in the middle of her upper lip, in pic 5, is so hot!! i can probably fit my penis in that hole!!

  11. I’m actually a fan of her tats…

  12. Mariahiahbaby

    ??? I know it’s funny to blog about it… but BUSH is responsible for 9/11!!!! watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm73wOuPL60

  13. Muslim hunter

    #62 stupud dune monkey sand nigger terrorist…

    Shut the fuck up you fucking pig fucker. Dont you have some little boys to molest somewhere in your terrorist land? Or some dogs to rape? Its what you muslims are so good at isnt it? Oh, that and being target practice…raghead piece of shit.

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    Youre a true Cunt, and I bet you’re well ugly =D

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  21. lol

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  28. kae

    she is a pretty girl…i dont think she is ugly like some of you say..however i cant stand her, she has a feisty attitude and shes an idiot..plus she doesnt have any talent, shes just a pretty blond with big boobs and this was her ticket to fame!

  29. JanineT
    Commented on this photo:

    This is my first time visiting ur site and I absolutely luv u. But I wuz wondering do u ever get tired of wearing heels?

  30. annette
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey kimmy,,reali luv all yhur outfits…hope to be lyk you somedae..reali love your lifestyl…..bye

  31. Phumzo
    Commented on this photo:

    I love the way you finish your outfits with the scarves ……u know fashion Lol ..& its suits u

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