Jessica Simpson’s breasts at something

The Superficial / April 13, 2010

Here’s Jessica Simpson at the Good Housekeeping Shine On Event in New York last night and I almost want to comment on her weight except I can’t stop staring at her chest and thinking about ways to have sex with her that doesn’t involve an intimate sharing of hopes, dreams and human emotions. Which is probably the greatest compliment a man can give to a woman that doesn’t involve pretending to know she even has feet. “Shoes?! I thought your bodies stopped at the vagi– Well, I’ll be…