Jessica Simpson breaks her nose

What a lame excuse for a nose job. Well even without that bump on her nose she will still be ugly. She needs at least 5 surgeries on her face to make her look somewhat attractive.

42 Yeti– The site’s good– when are you accepting comments?
Fuck Curtis, marble mouth Kelli looking foo.

Watch out for #42 and his virus-link.

#25, She’s just too STUPID to carry on like the other 4 train wrecks, not saying there smart, on the contrary, Paris is a functioning mentally retarded person, Britney should and soon will be certifiable, Lohans on the downward spiral to hell, Nicole seems like she’ll make it due to her smarts in finding and knowing how to KEEP a guy that cares about her well being and seems to worship her! But JESSICA I think has an eraser head brain. She’s as dumb as it gets, she fits into that catagory of SERIOUSLY dumb, hot chicks that you just can’t take after a while no matter how good they look.

The guy (or girl) who writes the commentary on these posts, fucking rules. I cant stop laughing long enough to write anything funny. Right on man.

“Jessica Simpson broke her nose while filming her new movie Major Movie Star when she fell over and hit her face.”

Why does that somehow feel right?

Dumb bitch…

waaaahhaaaaa, where’s the bloody (nose) photo, I want to revel in her pain, and laugh hysterically at her uncoordinated stupidity. it was probably the karma police anyhow, “MAJOR MOVIE STAR” that is really mournful.

#54…speaking of eraserhead brains…

As the great Alfred E. Neumann once said… “There’s only one way to fall face down.”

she saw what it did for Ashlee and now she wants it done too but she once siad that she liked her nose and the bump was a family trait that she would never change…

you know what!!! I am so not a fan of this girl, but anyone who can make fun of another for breaking their nose should feel really shitty about themselves. I hope you all grow a heart and have a little sympathy for others when things like this happens. Who knows, it may happen to you some day. I just hope you get sympathized if it shoud ever happen.

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How’d she feel any pain? The bimbo is dead from the neck up.

“This just sounds like an excuse to get a nose job with no questions asked”

Hahahaha. Exactly. You saved me some time because instead of typing that out I just pasted it. I agree.
Since her sister got one I couldn’t help but notice how disgusting Jessica’s was. I guess her sisters nose was distracting us the whole time when actually Jessica’s is not far off

Like I said…I WILL marry you. You’re humor fucking kills me.

Her and her sister are competing for “Newest Nose”. Sad.

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I totally call this out as BS. My guess is that she’s envious of all the positive press her little sister has received ever since Ashely had her nose done, and how everyone is saying that Ashley is the “prettier” sis now; I imagine Jessica can’t stand the thought of that… considering it was always Ashley in Jessica’s perfect shadow. I say its a BS story to cover up the fact that Jess is getting a nob job;hehe.

an excuse to get a nose job… i always knew, itll be hard for her to keep a man, base on her past reality show with nick lazy what ever his name is…

wait a minute since when amy whinehouse dyed her hair?

total bullshit. all of a sudden jessica is gonna appear with a little pixie nose and be like ” it hurt. doctor fixed it. it better now!” she has aready had a nose job but she left the bump so it would look natural. she’s gotten her eyes and lips done and botox too so why the fuck not? shave the nose down, i don’t care.

#62 byeh – what a bunch of shit – she broke her nose, that’s CLASSIC CHAMPAGNE COMEDY!! She fell, on her face, c’mon that’s FUUNNNEEEE!!!!

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I’d like to break her nose…on my pelvis.

I once was bucked off my horse, and I fell on my face in a bunch of prickly pear cactus. It really hurt and it took six months to get all the sticker out of my ass. My face also hurt for six months. I had to go to the hospital, and I was all bloody. If she really broke her nose, they would have taken her to the hospital and called in a plastic surgeon to set it. This is just her pre-nose job excuse. She just can deal with the fact that her little ugly duckling sister has turned into the swan and not her. What a phony baloney.

Running with a gun OVER her head? Over?!? WTF. Are we sure she wasn’t filming for Forest Gump II?

She did have a hooky sort of nose I think this is just an excuse for a “new” straight nose.

She is beautiful – and not disgusting like Lohan or Spears. At least she acts like a lady in publc and isnt high all the time. I would make sweet love to her all night.

Of course its an excuse for a nose job – remember Barry Manilow – he claimed to be sleepwalking one night and walked into a door ( hence the new nose)
It amazes me how these celebrities think that the public is so stupid as to buy their lame excuses for plastic surgery.
Maybe Jessica thinks a new nose with spark her career- maybe it will actually help her sing – cause God only knows she can’t sing with the nose she has now! lol! hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Cover to get a nose job. It ain’t the nose that’s the problem, sweetie. It’s your daddy…….ewwwww

WHAT A JOKE!