Jessica Simpson breaks her nose


Jessica Simpson broke her nose while filming her new movie Major Movie Star when she fell over and hit her face. She says:

“I was running with a gun over my head and fell over and broke my nose, it really hurt!”

This just sounds like an excuse to get a nose job with no questions asked. Although I don’t doubt she actually broke it. This is Jessica Simpson we’re talking about. I wouldn’t doubt if she starved to death because she wouldn’t stop petting a mailbox she thought was a dog.