Jessica Simpson booed at first country concert

July 21st, 2008 // 109 Comments

Jessica Simpson is attempting to crossover into country music, and apparently, it’s not as easy as singing about your truck and beating your wife. Who knew? She gave her first “country” performance in Wisconsin and somehow escaped without getting a bottle of Bud jabbed in her eye. Kenosha News reports:

Many audience members found her attempt to crossover into country irritating and that her vocals lacked a southern sound.
“I just don’t hear the country in her; I don’t hear the twang. She’s not good enough to be here,” said Adam Matos, 21, from Arlington Heights, Ill.
One man summed her performance up in a single word.
“It’s crap,” said Ryan Sia, 28, from East Troy. “She doesn’t belong here.”

But Jessica Simpson tried her best to win the tough crowd over by making one of her trademark retard statements:

“I don’t know what your perception is of Jessica Simpson or what tabloid you buy, but I just want you to know that I’m just a girl from Texas; I’m just like you. I’m doing what I love and dating a boy,” Simpson said.

Note to Jessica Simpson: Probably not a good idea to tell a crowd full of roughnecks you’re just like them because you’re dating a boy. These guys like to keep that shit on the down low, if you know what I mean. (Read: I’m going to get my ass beat the next time I’m in Wisconsin. And I already bought tickets for the Curd Convention. Goddammit…)

Thanks to James who’s got the twang, ladies.

Photos: Flynet

  1. rough daddy

    damn,,,jessica needs some soft kisses right between those juicy thighs!

  2. Lulu

    All things considered….I really like her shoes!

  3. kk

    Poor Jessica. She may be retarded but she’s not the devil!!!!! She doesn’t “deserve AIDS” like Spencer/Heidi (per t.s. writer!)

  4. cd

    damn she looks uber-hot in that picture. does anything else matter?

  5. kk

    Oh and #3 and #13 – gross. Get some in real life please.

    #14 Please don’t start shooting people. You’re scary.

  6. Ted Mosby

    She really needs to do Playboy.

  7. # 6 I couldn’t agree with you more. Country music for the most part sucks. That girl Carey from the American idol is definately an exception. There are also other exceptions such as Shania Twain, but it drives me nuts for the most otherwise.

  8. #44, tits, hands down, for all the reasons in #46, plus I’m sure the world is a better place when you have nice tits and no brain..

  9. crabby old guy

    Okay – yeah, she has nice tits – got that.

    But “cross over to country”. “Cross over” from WHAT? She’s considered an “artist” under what musical category?

    So WHERE exactly is she “crossing over” FROM, anyway?

  10. Mos

    Probably not the best idea to remind a bunch of Packer fans that you’re dating the Cowboys’ QB.

  11. moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Stick to porn chickenhead, all you have is a body. Look at your career you have failed at singing, you failed horribly at acting, you failed at singing again…

    Either do a porno or playboy you have no other skills. You based your entire fucking career on being a CHICKENHEAD. bok bok. So guess what? Chickenheads have one use, getting naked and giving head. Remember that.

  12. Ted from LA

    Nice plan, but remember the game… you’d be too stupid to pull off said plan.

  13. Randal's Non-Gay Brother

    If ever there was a dress that says “fuck me”, it is the one Jess is wearing in these photos. It is begging Romo to rip it down and just keep it around her waist while banging her silly. I mean, dear God, she looks so hot in that thing that Randal might even be able to get it up for her.

  14. Crappola

    I knew it!!

    HEADLINE: “Jessica Simpson is a gay man dressed as a woman!”

    Man, I should totally be working at the National Enquirer!

  15. timster

    She’s got a nice pair of cans……who cares about the rest?

  16. wisconsingirl

    the only beef i have is that the only reason she didn’t get nailed with a bud bottle is because everyone was drinking miller….that said, she is still worthless….

  17. oh no you didn't!!!

    #46 Cindy, you fucking snake in the grass! guys would have to be fools not to sign pre-nups these days. Up yours. I’d cheat on your ass and you’d get zero$$ when I dump your butt.

  18. googoo

    first off no country star dresses like that she shoulda wore something country

  19. Prof

    She gets fucked by her dad, functionally retarded, pretends country music is good… yep she is one of them, but despite her wonderful tits she really doesn’t sound like anything special, but I did mention she has wonderful tits right. It always makes me laugh when rednecks decide to eat their own!

  20. J-Simp

    It’s too bad her career is over at such a young age. But if thecountry thing doesn’t work there actually is one genre left she could try RAP…….

  21. emily

    Kenosha News, eh? Kenosha, Wisconsin, is Orson Welles’s hometown.
    Orson Welles. Jessica Simpson.

    I thought mentioning Orson Welles that close to that black hole of talent would rip a hole in the space-time continuum, but instead it just gave me a headache.

  22. Cattyluo

    She is beautiful.Of my friend told me she is very hot on the site”"”"It’s worthy to have a look.More details you can look for on the site.

  23. Omnibacon

    She should be booed every time she leaves the house.

    Unless she is topless.

    Then she gets rythmic clapping, if you know what I mean…

  24. HateFiveNine

    I think wisconsin needs to remember where they are located on the map and its not in the south.

  25. Night

    She was walking around with bodyguards in Nashville.


    No need for that in Nashviile. It isn’t L.A. We’re laid back about celebrities. “Hey, cool, it’s Nicole Kidman” and then we order a beer and talk about the Titans.

  26. mindyOla

    love the dress… hate the biatch

  27. #25 – That’s what I was thinking. If she flashed the crowd many of them would probably warm up to her…and if she was drunk at the time, and had some illegitimate kids, she might get a country music award.

    #71 – She’s HARDCORE! She could rap about narrowly escaping shootouts like Vanilla Ice did.

  28. “I don’t know what yer perception is of Jessica Simpson er what tabloid you buy, but I jes want ya to know that I’m jes a gurl from Texas; I’m jes like you. I’m doin what I luv and muh dumass sister got knocked up by a queer,” Simpson said. “We says we’re Christians, but we ain’t no more Christian than dem damned ol Spears whores or Madonna or George W. Bush. It’s all jes lies like you all tell”.

  29. kit

    Boy, I never thought I’d be jealous of Jessica Simpson but god I’d love to be her for just an hour with Tony. He is so gorgeous. Sorry, guys, I hope you don’t mind if a female drools a bit here, too. He is so tall, so tan and so hot and such an adorable face with those dimples. I envy her to no end. So lucky!!

  30. kit

    Btw, I’d bet money that she’s pregnant. She’s a little rounder than usual and glowing. I’ll bet there’s a little Romo on the way.

  31. Jeniffer

    She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a great man for hook ups.

  32. Well it was never just going to be smooth sailing was it, still she has great tits…

  33. cici

    Jessica, seems you get interested in dating celebrities and wealthy young guys. I saw you on ?W e a l t h y L o v e dating some guys few weeks ago.

  34. A-1

    That dress looks really cute on her. Those sandals are weird though. She also needs to do her roots. Her tits look great as usual. She is beautiful.

  35. Fuck you Arlington

    Says the faggot from Arlington Heights, Ill.

    Totally country!

  36. Stroker

    I masterbated to some of these pictures. Is that wrong?

  37. Fashion Police

    It looks like she is wearing one of those wresting title belts to hold her dress up. She must be trying to copy Madonna’s picture from her “Hard Candy” album, also isn’t that also the name of a nail polish company. These stars just copy everyone don’t they. None of them have a new, creative idea in their heads.

  38. Lester

    Video or it didn’t happen.

  39. I think you mean Miller

  40. AJ

    Poor mediocre talent Jess. She cannot act and her singing sounds average. She should have stayed with the only man who truly loved her which was her ex hubby Nick. But Jess got a fat head during their reality show and she thought she could do better and got greedy and wanted a quick divorce so she would not have to split her movie money with Nick. Now Jess is desperate for love and goes to things she did not care for with Nick like watching football. She has no luck with love and ended up being John Mayer’s easy booty call. Jess use to have a nice natural rack but then she got chubby, lost her chub, and got saggy,so she had to get breast implants to make her rack look perky.

  41. Pizzafacedfourteenyearoldinparentsbasement

    It don’t mean a thang if it ain’t got that twang

    And she don’t mean shit if she ain’t got those tits

  42. felina007


  43. Some people genuinely have no talent oh I’m sorry, I meant hard work.

  44. cattylou

    I am a blog troll, ignore that bullshit site I linked it leads to a virus. Sorry but I have a little dick and needed the money for a transplant so I tried to scam you guys. Sorry again ignore the link.

  45. Picture #7 = a really sorry looking bunch of losers. So sad.

  46. Larry Jones

    Did her tits fall out at any point during the concert? If not, there is no story.

  47. Amy

    Just for the record we don’t drink Bud in Wisconsin – we drink Miller if it isn’t locally brewed.

  48. jEnsmo

    I think she’s a pretty dang good singer for country……welcome to the genre & good luck.

  49. Ted from LA

    I can’t believe 100 people responded to this stupid fucking post. Nice tits wasted on a stupid airhead.

    What’s that? I’m 100? DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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