Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is catching a lot of heat for his trip to Mexico with Jessica Simpson. The Cowboys lost to the New York Giants in the division playoffs and fans are blaming Tony’s bye-week get-away, according to the Dallas Morning News:
A lot of people thought Tony Romo made a mistake by taking off for Mexico with Jessica Simpson on the club’s off weekend. He had a chance to prove them wrong by delivering a typical Pro Bowl Romo performance Sunday.
It didn’t happen.
I’m sure you can probably get away with anything right now in Dallas by blaming Jessica Simpson. You could rob a bank and when the cops catch you outside you just sort of shrug and say “Jessica Simpson made me do it.” Then everybody has a big laugh and some of the SWAT team guys ask if you want to go grab a beer. “Not so fast,” says the mayor. “First, this man- no, hero deserves the keys to the cities.”
Whatever, they lost and that’s all that really matters, isn’t it?
blinded by the boobs.
Couldn’t it just be that the Cowboys lost because they suck?
They would have won if anyone on the cowboys team could catch a goddamned football and run with it? jesus. It was like watching a junior varsity team out there last night. I was thoroughly disappointed. Eli is not the “lessor-manning” any longer.
Clearly she’s been slacking in the gym again.
GO SKINS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F THE COWGIRLS!!!!!!
HAHAHA T.O. Cried like a baby!
the cowboys lost because ELi Manning is finally playing awesome-o.
jessica = yoko romo
AHEM ….. SPEAKING OF CHOKING !!
My pretty certainly has a beautiful neck…all the better for her choker boyfriend
(and me of course)
He fumbled his field goal placement last year,so I wouldn’t blame Jess completely.
My sources are saying he told her he ran a pizza place biz and she’s trying to replace her ‘Pizza Hut’ gig.
Why did this playboy manwhore selfish pussy go on vacation with a playoff game on the horizon? Yeah I could see Peyton Manning doing something like that. The guy is a dumb jock and nothing more. All his fault as far as I am concerned. Don’t cry little T.O. (faggot)/diva/bitch!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH haaaaa
Thanks, Cowboys, for peaking in November instead of waiting for January! It was great seeing all your receivers drop Romo’s passes too. Can’t blame Romo or Jessica for that!
“If getting straddled by Jessica Simpson” while YOU are on all fours. Key detail. That’s why Romo couldn’t move around well during the game.
HA HA!! Way to go pretty boy.
/Go Bears!
Seeing the look on Jerry Jones’ face on the sidelines as the Cowboys lost was the best thing I’ve seen all season. They now have a coach who is 0-4 in the playoffs, and a QB who is 0-2.. don’t worry Cowboys fans, there’s always next year to choke and lose again! Haaahaaa fuck the loser Cowboys and their fucking douchebag fans..
Their loss isn’t because Jessica was watching the game. Maybe Tony couldn’t concentrate and that affected it but you’d think his salary, and the risk of losing it, would help to keep his mind focussed on the game. Don’t blame the chick if the guy is busy thinking with his little brain.
I think it is HILARIOUS that people blame Simpson, but obviously it wasn’t she who made them lose, just shit luck and bad plays. And we can’t entirely blame it all on Romo, as he’s not the only one who is on the team, some of the receivers had butterfingers and couldn’t make the catch.
Maybe I missed it…. what number was Jessica wearing when she caught 4 passes for 80 yards and two scores against the Cowboys? Because in the game I was watching, that looked a lot like Amani Toomer.
How utterly ridiculous. Dallas fans want to blame anything except the fact they got out-coached. With that much talent on Dallas, the Giants should have lost by 14 points. Shameful.
When the report comes out that Romo was playing with an inflamed prostate, you’ll know it’s justified to blame Jessica Simpson.
of course he couldn’t play. he was too busy scratching away the crabs. it’s nerve-racking worrying about taking off your jock strap and seeing your dead detached penis laying inside of it.
of course he couldn’t play. he was too busy scratching away the crabs. it’s nerve-racking worrying about taking off your jock strap and seeing your dead detached penis laying inside of it.
sorry for the double post. this site can be a bit retarded at times.
sorry for the double post. this site can be a bit retarded at times.
sorry for the double post. this site can be a bit retarded at times.
If you’re talking about the whole team losing, it should read “Cowboys’ Loss,” with the apostrophe after the “s.” Only if you were talking about one individual Cowboy would the apostrophe come before the “s,” but from the rest of the post it sounds like you mean the whole team. Just FYI…
If this is true and Jessica Simpson’s presence at the game caused the Cowboys to lose……..I hope for Eli’s sake that there are no hot dudes at Lambeau Field next week.
I’m a cowboys fan and a huge j simpson fan as well… and tony romo didn’t play as well as his pro bowl status suggests, however, crayton couldn’t make any key passes that would’ve put the boys ahead. stop blaming her, it’s getting ridiculous.
Tony’s legs have been wobbly ever since Jessica first took off her pants and something fell down with an audible fleshy slap.
If Romo can’t come through when the game is on the line, I wonder if he comes through for Jessica when the orgasm is on the line?
How pussy is that? Blaming a chick for a loss in football? Sewing, maybe, but football?
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
JESSICA WAS IN NO WAY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE COWBOYS LOSS! THAT IS INSANE.. THE TEAM IS RESPONSIBLE & NO ONE ELSE PERIOD!!
I am a Romo fan & Simpson fan. It is sad the Cowboys lost but Roma is young and will have many more opportunities to win. It is so lame to blame Jessica when the team lost not her!
Couldn’t have happened to a nice fella than Jerry Jones. Even though she is a retard, don’t blame her for the loss. She didn’t drop any passes or miss any tackles. Cowboy fans, just have a nice off season knowing two things:
1)You got beat by the “other Manning”
and
2)Now that Parcells is never coming back, your team is going back down the toilet.
good god, it’s only an effing football game. If this guy is so weak that a couple of days off does him in, he’s not much to begin with.
Poor Jessica Simpson. If I had her money, I’d move to Vermont and start dating a cattle farmer or something and leave this insanity behind.
#76 – those were her labia. Loose lips sink ships.
I want her to set that big ass on my throbbing cock
#75, you’re not a U.S. citizen, are you? Americans are the only ones who don’t understand their own grammar.
The superbowl will always be there. Jessica Simpson will only look this good for a few more years.
Jessica is a hottie. I am big Jessica fan. Her profile was found on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.
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The Dallas defense did miss some crucial tackles, but both Romo & Crayton were not in playoff form at all! And Romo blew it off like he “has no regrets”… get off my team with that attitude. Who is this Jeckle & Hyde character?…great in the regular season then chokes in the post season. Stay in your house if you want to get away from people, not take a trip to Cabo idiot – it just reeks of immaturity & lack of focus. Will he ever seal the deal, or even win ONE playoff game? Can the Cowboys really risk a third year in a row? My bet is “no”… Romo simply doesn’t want it bad enough.