Jessica Simpson blamed for Cowboy’s loss

January 14th, 2008 // 91 Comments

Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is catching a lot of heat for his trip to Mexico with Jessica Simpson. The Cowboys lost to the New York Giants in the division playoffs and fans are blaming Tony’s bye-week get-away, according to the Dallas Morning News:

A lot of people thought Tony Romo made a mistake by taking off for Mexico with Jessica Simpson on the club’s off weekend. He had a chance to prove them wrong by delivering a typical Pro Bowl Romo performance Sunday.
It didn’t happen.

I’m sure you can probably get away with anything right now in Dallas by blaming Jessica Simpson. You could rob a bank and when the cops catch you outside you just sort of shrug and say “Jessica Simpson made me do it.” Then everybody has a big laugh and some of the SWAT team guys ask if you want to go grab a beer. “Not so fast,” says the mayor. “First, this man- no, hero deserves the keys to the cities.”

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Comments (91)

  1. p0nk | January 14, 2008 at 11:55 am

    so he traded away the Super Bowl for a salad bowl.

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  2. sasa | January 14, 2008 at 11:55 am

    1st

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  3. LittleNomkey | January 14, 2008 at 11:56 am

    First!

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  4. noneyobeezwax | January 14, 2008 at 11:59 am

    i’m blaming this bitch for the colts loss as well.

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  5. LittleNomkey | January 14, 2008 at 11:59 am

    First!

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  6. jason | January 14, 2008 at 11:59 am

    i’m the best!

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  7. noneyobeezwax | January 14, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    i’m blaming this bitch for the colts loss as well.

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  8. mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 14, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    he’s my teammate man!! its not fair!

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  9. Gerald_Tarrant | January 14, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    Let’s not blame the fact that Romo is ridiculously overrated.

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  10. brandon whitaker | January 14, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    APOTHEOSIS FROM TSF FORUMS HERE but you can call me Brandon. Hey, do me a favor and call my wife and ask her if she minds me e-romancing and e-sexing up young girls online. Thanks.

    MICHELLE WHITAKER 8925 OAK COUNTRY LN
    DE SOTO, KS 66018 (913) 583-3505

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  11. kirsten dunst | January 14, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    da ahahaha. her life couldn’t be more comical.

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  12. lil' e | January 14, 2008 at 12:10 pm

    She is a media whore who LOVES the attention, almost as much as her dad LOVES her tits!! ….run Tony run…!!

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  13. Jumpin_J | January 14, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    First off, as a NY Giants fan, I’d like to wish the Dallas Cowboys the best of luck… on the golf course! To quote the Simpsons, like Jessica, HAAA – HAAAA! By the way, are these photos recent? Looks like Jessica’s overdoing it in the burrito department from that Mexico trip, and I don’t mean Tony Romo. Getting a little plumpy.

    Now let’s see she dumps Romo for being a loser!!!

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  14. The Office Whore | January 14, 2008 at 12:12 pm

    Brandon- shut the hell up. We don’t care about your online pedifilic encounters. As for your wife, I’m sure she gets plenty on the side..m k?

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  15. Dave | January 14, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    Romos a Homo, hey whats the difference between Romo and Latrell Sprewell?

    Romo chokes when the game is on the line, Sprewell chokes when his coach is on his ass.

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  16. put the ugly people in the back | January 14, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    TEAM WRECKER!!!

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  17. Jimbo | January 14, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    What a pile of shit. Tony played a good game. The rest of the rest sucked!!!

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  18. TheRage | January 14, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    it’s nice how the fans attribute the loss to one person, who isn’t even on the team, instead of attributing it to the team as a whole, since they obviously underperformed.

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  19. Trix | January 14, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    How can they blame Jessica she is so stupid she doesn’t even know what number Tony is let alone ruin the game. Come on!

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  20. hodgie525 | January 14, 2008 at 12:26 pm

    How convenient to blame her instead of where blame lies – on the Cowboys and Tony Romo. They did a poor job.

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  21. The Office Whore | January 14, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    I’ve been sitting here brainstorming (which is quite difficult for a gal like me) about why the fuck I should care. Results: my head hurts.

    Although I did read something ‘interesting’ about this. The NY Post hired a Jessica look alike to sit in the 3rd row at the game to fuck with the cowboys….

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  22. Bob | January 14, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    Who fucking cares about naggers playing with a ball that’s not even round?????

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  23. my comment | January 14, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    Any chance of these morons actually putting their phones/ipods/blackberrys INSIDE their purses?

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  24. p0nk | January 14, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    @10, it’s not our problem if you got involved in a stupid internet relationship with a married man and now regret it. don’t expect somebody else to call his wife and out him for you. you do it, stupid cunt.

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  25. Some fool | January 14, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    Is anyone gonna call MICHELLE WHITAKER ?

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  26. pointandlaugh | January 14, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    this man’s penis knows what it is doing. leave him alone.

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  27. Brandon | January 14, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    damn baby girl, i told you i was sorry for trying to put it in your pooper last night. No need to call my wife about it – besides, she likes anal.

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  28. thefuturemrsbrettfavre | January 14, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    GREEN BAY LOVES YOU JESSICA!

    p.s. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM LAMBEAU THIS SUNDAY!

    Norderners

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  29. Harry | January 14, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    Yesterday was one of the great days in football. The Tom Brady Wannabe chokes again in the post season. T.O. cries. Jerry Jones looks like the Grim Reaper just got a foot closer. Enjoy Cabo, douchebags!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  30. El-Coyote | January 14, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    Romo did a decent job. His offensive line SUCKS. Those pricks kept collapsing one every other play….

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  31. RichPort | January 14, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    Jessica Simpson… doing to the Cowboys what her what she’s been doin’ to daddy for 10 years… except with her I believe it’s called cowgirl

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  32. PunkA | January 14, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Wow, people in Dallas are stupid. Romo gets a free pass here, and Jess takes the blame? We all knew she was not the brightest bulb, but Romo is a grown man and he chose to go to Mexico. It was his crappy judgment that doomed Dallas. The QB is supposed to be smart, and Romo shows that he lets his cock do his thinking. Which is why he is now 0-2 in the playoffs. Dumb ass.

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  33. Ooba Gooba | January 14, 2008 at 1:11 pm

    Romo is so incredibly overrated it’s laughable. He can’t win the big game, he chokes under pressure.

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  34. D. Richards (Saint.) | January 14, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    Now ya’ know Dick doesn’t follow football, or any sport not including professional wrestling, but he does know one thing, and that’s Jessica Simpson’s not to blame. Jessica’s not a bad omen. Tony Homo (Ha! Funny!) makes shitty decisions under pressure.

    It’s Homo’s fault entirely. You’re a professional athlete. You’ve waited your entire life to be in the play-offs; you’ve got a chance at going to the Superbowl and you’re expected to perform; so what do ya’ do? Abstain from normal life and pray to the game. Watch videos of the other teams defense, whatever those man-faggots do? Practice? Eat protein powder straight from those mammoth pill juggs? No, man. You go to Mexico for the weekend –just to get away from it all. Agh, it can wait. Fuck it. It’s only my life.

    Also, check-out the legs on ol’ Romo! Whooee! Looks like a young Jim Belushi. Hot.

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  35. havoc | January 14, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Romo’s a homo……

    .

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  36. havoc | January 14, 2008 at 1:15 pm

    And Jessica Simpson’s too fucking stupid to be bad luck. Just stupid….

    .

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  37. Bigheadmike | January 14, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    How in the h e double hockey sticks is it her fault……
    Shes hot but……… Come on people.
    He must have been with her for all of the cowboys wins……..

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  38. Erica | January 14, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    Slow news day?
    Jessica Simpson looks like shes gaining weight.
    And if they lost just because of Tony Romo not being on top of his game, don’t they think they should get a better team?
    One guy shouldn’t hold the entire weight of one team.

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  39. doomhammer | January 14, 2008 at 1:26 pm

    Apparently following the loss a sad faced Jessica told Romo, “I sorry you didnt score any home runs”. To which Tony replied, “why are you still talking, my cock wont suck itself you know!”

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  40. THE ONE WHO KNOWS | January 14, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Dallas sucks, everyboby knows. Any team that beats them I cheer for. Romo should take lessons from Linda Lovelace so he won’t choke on the big ones!! Way to go Jessica!!!

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  41. me | January 14, 2008 at 1:29 pm

    The Cowboys aren’t that good..Plain and simple.

    I’d like to eat Jessica.

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  42. Auntie Kryst | January 14, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    I think I hear laughter, it’s coming from Houston. Hey Cowboys, time to start working on your golf swings.

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  43. packerfan | January 14, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    I don’t blame Jessica.

    They just didn’t want to lose to GB. DUH!

    People are so lame anyway… the whole game was lost b/c the guy took a couple days off during the bye week. I suppose Peyton Manning shouldn’t have eaten lunch with his father last Tuesday night???

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  44. Jess | January 14, 2008 at 1:52 pm

    This is such a typical male-female double standard.

    If Jessica screwed up at a concert and sounded terrible, no one would blame her boyfrend for sitting in the audience. They would just say that she is a crappy singer.

    Why can’t the same be applied here?

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  45. Sauron | January 14, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    Which cowboy has lost?I think she’s a bit too young for John Wayne or Glenn Ford.

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  46. Lalie | January 14, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    Romo and the Cowboys are seriously overrated. It doesn’t matter if the guy locked himself in a room and studied film all day or went to Mexico. He was awful. By the way, Jason Witten and Bobby Carpenter were in Cabo also. They performed just fine.

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  47. redsonja1313 | January 14, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    I am guessing that she will not be happy till the entire state of Texas hates her….

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  48. sharpeidude | January 14, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    Aw c’mon Dallas fans, don’t blame the bimbo for your loss yesterday! Her boyfriend Romo already sucked ass the year before remember? You knew he was going to suck ass again this year!

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  49. Doc | January 14, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    Im glad that Romo is taking the blame for the loss… he needs to learn an important lesson here… why are you taking vacations to Mexico DURING the playoffs? Would you ever see Joe Montana, Brett Favre, Tom Brady or Peyton Manning doing the same? Of course not… if Romo ever wants to be considered a great QB, he needs to stay focused during the season, even if he has a week off…
    Of course you non-football fans have no idea what im talking about, so you can go back to your Britney news…

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  50. lucycharms | January 14, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    The Stupid NY Giants are the reason Romo his Cowgirls lost. If getting straddled by Jessica Simpson or any hot lady for a weekend supposedly hurt a quarterback then Tom Brady should def step up & remind them that the boa constrictor grip that Gisele has on him hasn’t hurt his game at all.

    They’re looosers!! The Giants will join them next week on that golf course for the rest of the year.

    Go Birds in 2008!!!

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