Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo won’t be friends anytime soon. She’s currently persona non grata at his home in Dallas, according to Us Weekly:
The Dallas Cowboys quarterback instructed security to keep Simpson out of his gated community.
A sign at the entrance reads: “RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN….JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.”
Wow. Jessica Simpson warrants a “Red Alert?” What the hell has she been doing, manning a submarine in the duck pond across the street? “I’ll get you back, Tony Romo. Even if I have to go to DEFCON-1. A-WOO-GA! *laugh snort burp*”
Okay, I can see that happening.
Photos: Flynet
William | July 27, 2009 at 1:25 pm
:D
Rachell | July 27, 2009 at 1:29 pm
“Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo won’t be friends anytime soon. She’s currently persona non grata at his home in Dallas”
Fish, quit using big words like “home” and “friends”. Remember who your audience is.
ROUGH daddy | July 27, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Jessica Simpson does not do anal…thats what i get from this article,,,i could be wrong…
Piggly Wiggly | July 27, 2009 at 1:39 pm
He probably just bought groceries and doesn’t want her rooting through it. I hate having to go back to the grocery store right after I got home from there.
T.ROMO | July 27, 2009 at 1:40 pm
LOL I WONDERED HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE TO MAKE THIS SITE
Richard McBeef | July 27, 2009 at 1:49 pm
I would Defcon 1 in her ass then watch it drip into her sister’s mouth.
kl | July 27, 2009 at 1:53 pm
its not surprising that romo is scared of her.
Tin cup | July 27, 2009 at 2:00 pm
He did this to stop himself from the drunk dial for the titties…
Funnysticks | July 27, 2009 at 2:10 pm
That’s what she gets for the steamy text msgs she and Bighead Mayer were sharing.
josh | July 27, 2009 at 2:16 pm
What? Why would he put a huge sign outside his house saying that? He would just tell security. Someone probably put it there for a joke.
The Jerk | July 27, 2009 at 3:03 pm
WoW pretty mature..I remember when I was 10 and would make an only boys club saying on the outside “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” due to them having cooties. I see RoHomo is resorting the child tactics, congrats on being an adult with the breakup of a girl with the best boobies, ever.
John C | July 27, 2009 at 3:07 pm
wow–the relationship has gotten this far? she must have done something drastic to warrant a “red alert” memo from tony romo to the security…
Crabby Old Guy | July 27, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Tony’s just making sure that the crate of Twinkies he picked up at Sam’s Club is safe from her.
THAT_GIRL_JENN | July 27, 2009 at 3:35 pm
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
SHE IS NOT FAT, WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP TALKING ABNOUT HER WEIGHT
SHE LOOKS GREAT, HE DID NOT DUMP HER BECAUSE OF THE WAY SHE LOOKS.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
eattrn | July 27, 2009 at 3:51 pm
She can probably pull crazy off pretty good so its’ probably a good idea. But why didn’t he mention her dad on the alert too?
Ramirez | July 27, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Its probly her Dads fault!! She will never be happy untill she leaves him. they were a nice couple. To bad it turned out this way.
jumpin_j | July 27, 2009 at 4:19 pm
“A-WOO-GA!” – priceless.
Fat Ass | July 27, 2009 at 4:31 pm
THAT_GIRL_JENN = Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson = Shamu
THAT_GIRL_JENN = Fatty, Fatty 2by4, Fatass fell down and went through the floor.
jesus | July 27, 2009 at 4:38 pm
i lost interest in her when she admitted she farts a lot. plus she is very fat.
stick it in there | July 27, 2009 at 5:06 pm
@#19
She also admits to taking it in the ass…..I wonder if the two are related?
anonymous | July 27, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Thats so he can have all his other women he has been screwing at the house. He’s an ass.
HMMMM | July 27, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Little boy stuck in little boy world. Immature as hell!
Jamie's Uterus | July 27, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Can’t say I blame him. She looks like a total stalker, a la Fatal Attraction. She’s stupid, sloppy and tubby. He can get some hot ass bitches instead.
Alli Watermelon | July 27, 2009 at 8:43 pm
I need to learn how to french braid. I want to wear my hair like that…but unfortunately, i’m braid challenged. Boo =(
T.O. | July 27, 2009 at 9:05 pm
So she’s an emotional child, so what? She’s a curvy babe, she’s entitled. But Romo is an asshole treating her like this, dumping her on her birthday, making his security screen out his problems. She’s a child, not a murderer, you dumb-fuck Cowboy.
Cam | July 28, 2009 at 9:53 am
I like Tony more and more every day. Too bad Jessica can’t read the damn sign. Tony need to put a sign up at the stadium to keep papa Joe away.
jerkhater | July 28, 2009 at 11:42 am
Regardless of what she may have done, Tony Romo is a classless a-hole who obviously lacks the home training and decency required to end a relationship honorably. Oh yeah, and he sub par football player too. She can do better.
jerkhater | July 28, 2009 at 11:45 am
Correction: Regardless of what she may have done, Tony Romo is a classless a-hole who obviously lacks the home training and decency required to end a relationship honorably. Oh yeah, and he is sub par football player too. She can do better.
jerkhater | July 28, 2009 at 11:46 am
Correction: Regardless of what she may have done, Tony Romo is a classless a-hole who obviously lacks the home training and decency required to end a relationship honorably. Oh yeah, and he is nothing more than a sub par football player too. She can do better.
Darth | July 28, 2009 at 12:36 pm
He must really dislike her for some reason.
LouR | July 28, 2009 at 12:41 pm
She can come to my house.. I’l smack that booty..Texas style! After that.. she won’t be looking for no one else!
LouR | July 28, 2009 at 12:41 pm
She can come to my house.. I’ll smack that booty..Texas style! After that.. she won’t be looking for no one else!
LouR | July 28, 2009 at 12:41 pm
She can come to my house.. I’ll smack that booty..Texas style! After that.. she won’t be looking for no one else!