Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo won’t be friends anytime soon. She’s currently persona non grata at his home in Dallas, according to Us Weekly:
The Dallas Cowboys quarterback instructed security to keep Simpson out of his gated community.
A sign at the entrance reads: “RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN….JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.”
Wow. Jessica Simpson warrants a “Red Alert?” What the hell has she been doing, manning a submarine in the duck pond across the street? “I’ll get you back, Tony Romo. Even if I have to go to DEFCON-1. A-WOO-GA! *laugh snort burp*”
Okay, I can see that happening.