Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo won’t be friends anytime soon. She’s currently persona non grata at his home in Dallas, according to Us Weekly:
The Dallas Cowboys quarterback instructed security to keep Simpson out of his gated community.
A sign at the entrance reads: “RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN….JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.”
Wow. Jessica Simpson warrants a “Red Alert?” What the hell has she been doing, manning a submarine in the duck pond across the street? “I’ll get you back, Tony Romo. Even if I have to go to DEFCON-1. A-WOO-GA! *laugh snort burp*”
Okay, I can see that happening.
Photos: Flynet
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“Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo won’t be friends anytime soon. She’s currently persona non grata at his home in Dallas”
Fish, quit using big words like “home” and “friends”. Remember who your audience is.
Jessica Simpson does not do anal…thats what i get from this article,,,i could be wrong…
He probably just bought groceries and doesn’t want her rooting through it. I hate having to go back to the grocery store right after I got home from there.
LOL I WONDERED HOW LONG IT WOULD TAKE TO MAKE THIS SITE
I would Defcon 1 in her ass then watch it drip into her sister’s mouth.
its not surprising that romo is scared of her.
He did this to stop himself from the drunk dial for the titties…
That’s what she gets for the steamy text msgs she and Bighead Mayer were sharing.
What? Why would he put a huge sign outside his house saying that? He would just tell security. Someone probably put it there for a joke.
WoW pretty mature..I remember when I was 10 and would make an only boys club saying on the outside “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” due to them having cooties. I see RoHomo is resorting the child tactics, congrats on being an adult with the breakup of a girl with the best boobies, ever.
wow–the relationship has gotten this far? she must have done something drastic to warrant a “red alert” memo from tony romo to the security…
Tony’s just making sure that the crate of Twinkies he picked up at Sam’s Club is safe from her.
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SHE IS NOT FAT, WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP TALKING ABNOUT HER WEIGHT
SHE LOOKS GREAT, HE DID NOT DUMP HER BECAUSE OF THE WAY SHE LOOKS.
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She can probably pull crazy off pretty good so its’ probably a good idea. But why didn’t he mention her dad on the alert too?
Its probly her Dads fault!! She will never be happy untill she leaves him. they were a nice couple. To bad it turned out this way.
“A-WOO-GA!” – priceless.
THAT_GIRL_JENN = Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson = Shamu
THAT_GIRL_JENN = Fatty, Fatty 2by4, Fatass fell down and went through the floor.
i lost interest in her when she admitted she farts a lot. plus she is very fat.
@#19
She also admits to taking it in the ass…..I wonder if the two are related?
Thats so he can have all his other women he has been screwing at the house. He’s an ass.
Little boy stuck in little boy world. Immature as hell!
Can’t say I blame him. She looks like a total stalker, a la Fatal Attraction. She’s stupid, sloppy and tubby. He can get some hot ass bitches instead.
I need to learn how to french braid. I want to wear my hair like that…but unfortunately, i’m braid challenged. Boo =(
So she’s an emotional child, so what? She’s a curvy babe, she’s entitled. But Romo is an asshole treating her like this, dumping her on her birthday, making his security screen out his problems. She’s a child, not a murderer, you dumb-fuck Cowboy.
I like Tony more and more every day. Too bad Jessica can’t read the damn sign. Tony need to put a sign up at the stadium to keep papa Joe away.
Regardless of what she may have done, Tony Romo is a classless a-hole who obviously lacks the home training and decency required to end a relationship honorably. Oh yeah, and he sub par football player too. She can do better.
Correction: Regardless of what she may have done, Tony Romo is a classless a-hole who obviously lacks the home training and decency required to end a relationship honorably. Oh yeah, and he is sub par football player too. She can do better.
Correction: Regardless of what she may have done, Tony Romo is a classless a-hole who obviously lacks the home training and decency required to end a relationship honorably. Oh yeah, and he is nothing more than a sub par football player too. She can do better.
He must really dislike her for some reason.
She can come to my house.. I’l smack that booty..Texas style! After that.. she won’t be looking for no one else!
She can come to my house.. I’ll smack that booty..Texas style! After that.. she won’t be looking for no one else!
She can come to my house.. I’ll smack that booty..Texas style! After that.. she won’t be looking for no one else!