Jessica Simpson banned from Tony Romo’s house
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo won’t be friends anytime soon. She’s currently persona non grata at his home in Dallas, according to Us Weekly:
The Dallas Cowboys quarterback instructed security to keep Simpson out of his gated community.
A sign at the entrance reads: “RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN….JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.”
Wow. Jessica Simpson warrants a “Red Alert?” What the hell has she been doing, manning a submarine in the duck pond across the street? “I’ll get you back, Tony Romo. Even if I have to go to DEFCON-1. A-WOO-GA! *laugh snort burp*”
Okay, I can see that happening.