Jessica Simpson pulled off the impossible last night: She was shunned from the 42nd Annual Country Music Awards, according to TMZ:
In a last ditch effort to save her career, the “Dukes of Hazzard” star released a country album earlier this year — so it would have made sense to make an appearance at last night’s show. Unfortunately, the Carrie Underwood-hosted CMAs had no time to have Tony Romo’s current girlfriend perform, present or sit in the bleachers, since they had already filled their ranks with tried and true country artists like … Hugh Jackman, Nicole Kidman, Reese Witherspoon and Lil Wayne!
Granted, Jessica Simpson has been giving some shitass performances across North America, how the hell do you get banned from the CMAs? Did she forget to sing a song about a truck? Because I don’t get it. Next you’re going to tell me she’s not allowed in Wal-Mart which would only prove my theory that Jessica Simpson once wiped her ass with the Confederate flag. Otherwise, country music fans just plain hate her big, dumb face. It’s a toss-up.