A spy for Star magazine spotted Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson out together over the weekend. The two met on the set of a Willie Nelson video a few weeks ago and seem to be hitting it off, according to NY Daily News:
The two dined Sunday at the Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica before retiring to his Malibu home.
“He couldn’t keep his hands off her,” a witness tells the mag.
Don’t you dare break his heart, Jessica. That man’s been through a lot. What he needs right now is someone to make him appreciate the good things in life. Why, yes, your breasts would be one of those good things. I mean, I wasn’t going to bring them up unless you did. Your dad does it all the time? Ha, that is funny. You are funny. Say, you want to get a drink? Oh, don’t worry about Owen. He’ll be fine. He does great with rejection.
firster | November 1, 2007 at 12:33 am
fucking first
he | November 1, 2007 at 12:37 am
ello
he | November 1, 2007 at 12:37 am
ello
he | November 1, 2007 at 12:37 am
ello
cookie monsta | November 1, 2007 at 12:43 am
think of the nuclear scientists these two could breed ….
kiki | November 1, 2007 at 12:50 am
you’re going to hell. just my instinct, but she can’t keep a man. she’s a lesbian. just like spears.
hollywood_hillbilly | November 1, 2007 at 12:53 am
The butterscotch stallion rides again! Owen’s legendary salad tossing skills will be put to the test, pushing his tongue to the very limits of human endurance. Hey! Is that Kid Rock with mostly empty bottle of cheap bourbon?
Mar | November 1, 2007 at 12:56 am
Perhaps he can introduce Jessica to a wonderful thing named suicide.
rooster54 | November 1, 2007 at 1:10 am
i think somewhere within jessica simpson’s vast knockers, lies a key to the cure for depression. They’d make a great couple.
mixedmartialartvideos.com | November 1, 2007 at 1:28 am
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imran karim | November 1, 2007 at 1:28 am
she changes from looking hot to not daily
RENEE Z.... | November 1, 2007 at 1:48 am
He’s gonna go into shock going from Kate’s flat chest to Jessica’s bazoongas.
iburl | November 1, 2007 at 1:50 am
Chestal Prominations. Excelsior!
Igottabemeee | November 1, 2007 at 2:20 am
I agree with #12. Those enormous mammaries might be too much for him so soon after his breakdown. He should have one medium-breasted rebound girl in between. We can only hope the meds with keep him grounded.
* MISS UNIVERSE | November 1, 2007 at 2:50 am
That apricot colored, form fitting dress goes so well with her blond hair and coloring.
she has gained a little weight, but on her it looks flattering
Bill Clinton | November 1, 2007 at 2:50 am
Nothing like a young hot dumb big breasted blonde to help the depression. The shrink that prescribed this treatment is a fuckin genius.
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TrashyCeleb | November 1, 2007 at 5:13 am
Jessica is a whole lot of woman for one man to handle. Remember poor Nick Lachey? Remember how he moved to this walking corn belt to a string of random swarthy hotties? Hell yeah. Nick Lachey – hotter than the Owen. Though I’m sure one look in those melty puppy dog suicidal eyes of his makes Jessica’s enormous breasts go all aflutter with throbbing biological clocky goodness. Serious, how long before this moo-moo is pregnant. her boobies + fluffy nut could save the world, but she will probably waste all that earth mother goodness on a dane cook jr or something.
Ript1&0 | November 1, 2007 at 5:32 am
It’s Halloween and I’m RIPT out of my head and I danced all nite with my bra hanging out. Good times.
Jess should get him an “I’m such a loser I couldn’t even kill myself” t-shirt. I always wanted to do that for my friends that tried…
Mr Semprini | November 1, 2007 at 7:21 am
What in the name of Vader is going on with her feet? Man, looks like they could kill ya… Heyyyy….
If anything happens to Owen, Jess did it!
ph7 | November 1, 2007 at 7:30 am
I guess he took the advice of Little Miss Sunshine’s grandfather:
‘Fuck a lotta women kid, not just one woman, a lotta women. …’
Oeuf | November 1, 2007 at 7:59 am
She’s a man. Kate Hudson is prettier.
the one and only me | November 1, 2007 at 8:10 am
She has two things Kate Hudson does not……..a creepy dad and Forrest Gump’s IQ.
my comment | November 1, 2007 at 8:31 am
She looks good here.
JP | November 1, 2007 at 8:44 am
OK, I give in. I have finally decided that I will have sex with Jessica. Nasty, hardcore, brutal sex. So, Jessica, hit me up and I’ll show you how to use those titties. Thank you.
Gerald_Tarrant | November 1, 2007 at 8:53 am
LOL@Ript1&0
I’ve always wanted to get folks those shirts too.
BIG | November 1, 2007 at 9:16 am
She just has that all American girl look to her. Outstanding big tits and a nice plump ass. Three cheers for big tits.
lg | November 1, 2007 at 9:17 am
I hope he wears asbestos condoms…
toolboy | November 1, 2007 at 9:34 am
I could hit that, but only if she promised not to talk….ever.
havoc | November 1, 2007 at 10:04 am
Hey, they’re both Dallas peeps, why not? Plus those fun bags would provide hours of entertainment.
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sportsdvl | November 1, 2007 at 10:05 am
Might as well date someone who’s brain committed suicide.
Oh, #1 – you are a loser.
BigBoneDaddy | November 1, 2007 at 10:10 am
She has the greatest casabas ever.
And if you don’t agree, you’re gay.
Jimbo | November 1, 2007 at 10:13 am
Who wouldn’t have a hard time keeping their hands off her? She may be dumb as dirt, but she has a hot body
gerard Vandenberg | November 1, 2007 at 10:34 am
You know what they say? Sooner or later losers are always finding themselves in others!! So it’s not necessary to call the names of owen “pinokkio” wilson and BIG-TIT-SISTER simpson apart!!
Jen | November 1, 2007 at 10:38 am
Imagine the noses the hypothetical offspring might have? Gack.
FRIST!!! | November 1, 2007 at 10:48 am
#33 Nope, pretty sure dirt is smarter than her.
Mike | November 1, 2007 at 10:52 am
#35, damn you beat me too it… although I was gonna use the funnier word “schnozzles”.
Gives me nightmares just thinking about the schnozzle on their offspring.
Call it what it is | November 1, 2007 at 11:06 am
“before retiring to his Malibu home.”
BOOTY CALL!!!
gerard Vandenberg | November 1, 2007 at 11:06 am
JESUS CHRIST, Your looks are so Naive and Dumb. I’m glad this action confims it!! How fully loaded your TITS are, so empty is your head, AMAAAZING!
endoftheshityear | November 1, 2007 at 11:13 am
Jess is at least 25 percent AmerIndian
someone get a swab and perform a DNA test, pronto
Another Easy Booty Call for the Famous | November 1, 2007 at 11:21 am
Hmmmm…… Owen made a good choice of getting an easy booty call just like John Mayer once did.
PunkA | November 1, 2007 at 11:27 am
Jess hit the wall. She peaked about 18 months ago. It is all down hill for her now. The stupid pin cushion. I mean, John Mayer? Seriously? Like dating Edward Scissorhands. And now The Buttscotch Stallion, who apparently has issues with drinking and life. Like I said, downhill.
havoc | November 1, 2007 at 11:42 am
#42……LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tanya | November 1, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Jessica: “My daddy says I have nice jugs”.
Spongebob Gangsta | November 1, 2007 at 2:31 pm
I hope Owen asks her dad if HE has an STDs now that he’s with Jessica
scooby | November 1, 2007 at 3:12 pm
her face is a little messed up but man she has some awesome tits. what the fuck.
FlyOnTheWall | November 1, 2007 at 5:10 pm
Heres what happened at dinner:
Jessica: So you like really slit your wrists?
Owen: Yea Baby I was going all the way.
Jessica: Could you help me go all the way?
Owen: Before or after Dinner?
Jessica: After.
Owen: My place or yours? My parents are home.
Jessica: Mine.
Owen: OK
Auntie Kryst | November 1, 2007 at 9:52 pm
OK, I used to say all you pukes were wrong about her. I found her smoking fuckn’ hot. Stupid? Oh fuck yeah, but dynamite body. Now I’m starting to see the dude face. Also @42, nice comment.
V | November 2, 2007 at 6:44 am
Ok, so, looks like the cure for suicidal tendence is banging brainless bimbos with huge breasts and blonde hair.
Note to me: don’t forget to buy milk, bread, orange juice… oh, and razorblades.
selina | November 17, 2007 at 3:56 am
she is preety in this green dress, i like her hair style. i heard that sh ehas a account on a millionaire & celebrities site called sugarcupid.com, i do not know it is true or not.