Jessica Simpson and John Mayer back on

veggi!

wow…ummm…FRIST, is that you on the linked page?

Everytime I see her I want to punch her in the ovary.

Jessica is coming across way deserate right now. Pretty sad if you have to beg Edward Scissorhead over for a late night bootie call to feel good about yourself. Apparently, she thought is was “Chicken of the Sea” giveaway night.

Alright, now it’s funny. That pock marked cooze was pretty awful, but I can’t resist clicking on something when someone says “don’t click,” even if I know what is coming. I also can’t blame anyone for using my name to help accomplish this feat, as my boss and I send each other e-mails every day with titles like, “IMPORTANT CONFERENCE INFORMATION” that end up being a picture of a giant, disease ridden penis, or something. Good times.

@45 Veggi – Thank you for posting that comment. tobad I did not read it before I clicked on the link. I make a Costco run and my Troll comes out with something like that.

Actually I thought the blow doll comment was kind of funny, it just did not sound like anything you would say to me unless I pissed you off.

FRIST – How are you doing? Are you going to be around for a while? It is not the same with out you

Wait. Forget my other post about that short-shorts model. I’m new here. A co-worker told me to check this site out. Hot women pics and all that. nice. But after looking at this site for a few minutes, I’ve figured it out.
This is a gossip rag. Which means you’re a gay man.
So forget the not getting girls slam.
Ragging on any woman not built like a slim boy is part of the whole Hollywood fag trip, right?

Should’ve been tipped off by the pink motif.

Looks like jessicas puppies are back on too…

work it you skanky hooker!

check this place out, lots of good stuff. guestofaguest.com

Superficial is the bomb, but http://guestofaguest.com is up and coming for sure

@58 Kurt – that is some pretty fucking ballzy statements coming from and asshole with a link to his blog site. I just love the pictures of Bill Moyer and Sally Bonepally. I am not sure who is gay at this site, I know I am not, but at least we are all getting laid. the closets thing you are getting to a blow job is by putting peanut butter on your dick and letting your dog lick it off. So get the fuck out of her you butt plug!!

“Should’ve been tipped off by the pink motif.”

not bad, not bad…

jim, i love all the freudian slips that come out when you get worked up.

#58 way to go big guy, it only took you a few minutes to figure this sight out. You my friend are a fucking genius. Now you better get to work figuring out that pesky VCR before it’s time to walk your cats. chop chop, frisky’s waiting…

Damn Jimbo..you go!

4, you are also confused about her singing abilities.

is that hair color suppose to look bette than the brown? i’m still on the fence. i will say it does look better than britney’s hair, but that’s not really saying much.

Ah yes, vertical stripes do wonders for the bosom. Not that it needed accentuating.

@64 Schack – accroding to you everything is Freudian. I knew you were trolling around her somewhere. It is funny that you always show up right after someone has been trolled.

jim, as long as you’re unconflicted about your “closets thing” about gays, and telling guys to
“get the fuck out of her” i won’t offer unsolicited pychological interpretations.

in other news TCLTC

Jessica..
where are all the young cute men who are suppose to be in your life..

he must a crazi son of bitch
to hang out with,
coz hez ugly..

At least she changed her hair color back to Blonde. She looked like Mick Jagger, only worse, when she was a Brunette. And, she did it just in time before the killer bees tried to attacked!

this outfit choice is better than some of her past choices… but seriously, what is wrong with her face? she used to not be so ugly, she was almost pretty… but this… WOW. John’s ugliness must be rubbing off on her.

oh god… i hope her retardedness doesnt rub off on him!!

this could get really bad.

#62 Jimbo.
I’ve never thought of something like this. Ever. I mean, who does think up stuff like this?
But I think if you can visualize someone putting peanut butter on their dick and having a dog lick it off, then you’re probably, so-super-secretly-that-your-conscious-brain-doesn’t-realize-it, gay.
Or something.

#55 – Bern – THAT’S fucking funny. Gotta like having a boss like that.
Sorry that I had to start this whole mess. All I wanted to know what how to submit massive breast pics to your blog for publishing. Next thing you know, we get pics of people’s colon’s falling out, babies heads poking out of mommy, and worse. The trolls are out in full force!

#73 – wouldn’t that be “Jezzica”, “zuppoze”, and “crazi zon”?

Seriously does anyone else notice all it took for this bitch to lose some weight was for this fathead to dump her ass for like a week?

LOL She should be dumped more often.

They’re on they’re off…stop toying w/ my emotions already! I can’t take it anymore! Ha, yeh, right…like I really give a crap abt these 2. Boooring

YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNING, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ, Messica simpson, sucks, and I think that she did it QUITE WELL!

I know it’s probably the horizontal lines, but she’s got some great tits.

Apparently Jessica does NOT like the dark meat. Check this out:

http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/24/fan-to-jessica-once-you-go-black/#comments

AFJ

Actually, this photo reeeeaalllly shows you what is happening inside that empty fucking head of hers:

http://perezhilton.com/upload/2007/05/is_this_a_good_idea/deeeepthoughts.jpg

Oh well, at least in these pics she doesn’t look like she dipped herself in iodine before she went out. Still can’t figure out John Mayer, one would think he could do better than that, a lot better. Guess he likes the stimulating conversation.

Jessica has nice breasts.

You can tell it’s a different gay who’s writing right now.

THANK GOD SHE WENT BACK TO BLONDE!!!!!! I thought John Mayer got smart, but uh…apparently not. Boooo.

John Mayer puts a dent in the phone sex market so with his late appearance to chestica, that’s going to hurt the NY phone sex workers in a big motherfuckin way.

He rings up bills in the thousands of dollars.

ALL for PUBLICITY!..

Can anyone say “fuck buddies”..”FWBs”.

It’s obviously ALL for show.

too funny~

Just looking at her I can tell she reeks of fishy vaginal smells.

fugs and jugs