Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are unofficially officially back on. Mayer was spotted at the SoHo Grand hotel sneaking into Jessica’s room around 2am Tuesday, and the two checked out together at noon.
Don’t read too much into it though. If I was in a relationship for every midnight sex romp I’ve had I’d have like, what, zero? No wait, I mean a lot. Like a million. Oh yeah, I do it all the time. I’m very popular.
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meg | May 24, 2007 at 11:06 am
yaaaaaaaaaa
innerdrama.com | May 24, 2007 at 11:08 am
*yawn* someone needs to make up their minds
http://www.innerdrama.com
Fifth Stooge | May 24, 2007 at 11:09 am
If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?
bluecrush | May 24, 2007 at 11:10 am
She is SO ugly and stupid and he’s kind of alien looking, but atleast he can sing. Seriously, divorcing her was probably the smartest thing he’s ever done!
wedgeone | May 24, 2007 at 11:11 am
Glad to see that the forced TypeKey signon is off again – that system is so whacked out!
Couldn’t stop me from being trolled if the programmer’s life depended on it! It did do a great job of not letting me sign on though.
John must have an attraction to Daisy Duke Denim shorts. Since Jess played the role and all ….
Why is she wearing a maternity blouse, anyway?
Spindoc | May 24, 2007 at 11:16 am
How long can somebody not do anything new and still be famous? I’m just asking because the last thing Jessica did (Not counting her last CD which BOMBED so doesn’t count) was that terrible movie “Employee of the month” but that was over a year ago.
Why are we still hearing about her?
wedgeone | May 24, 2007 at 11:17 am
Uh … #4 – they were never married. You have John Mayer confused with Nick Lachey.
djthecat | May 24, 2007 at 11:18 am
at least she is (kind of) blonde again.
bing-bong | May 24, 2007 at 11:22 am
Just look at what Johnny’s anal sex addiction is forcing him to do…
WallyBungHoLE | May 24, 2007 at 11:22 am
#6, ask Paris Hilton
star69 | May 24, 2007 at 11:24 am
Just a bootycall.
star69 | May 24, 2007 at 11:26 am
Everyone gets horny after 2 am. Mayer’s been over it since day 1. Word.
veggi | May 24, 2007 at 11:28 am
@5- I’m even trolled with my URL. That’s awesome!
I’ll bet John was sad when he found her dad in her bed.
wedgeone | May 24, 2007 at 11:29 am
BTW- Bern (when you show up on this post) – how do I submit a pic for your blog? You don’t have a Contact Me link anywhere.
adeliza | May 24, 2007 at 11:35 am
He just likes titty fucking her.
adeliza | May 24, 2007 at 11:36 am
Oh! Is that grey haired guy her infamous father? I have never seen what that freakin’ creep looks like. In the pictures he’s not staring down at her chest, so it probably is not him.
Bern | May 24, 2007 at 11:39 am
^^^^ wedgeone just click on this, it’s where the instructions are listed.
wedgeone | May 24, 2007 at 11:49 am
Bern – here’s what I got when clicking on your URL:
Forbidden
You don’t have permission to access /wsnm/uploads/WTF.jpg on this server.
AFJ | May 24, 2007 at 11:49 am
@15 – You hit it right on the head. John like’s dem tig ol’ bitties to slide up on.
I think he is a fucking genius, he has this low self-esteen tramp all figured out! Use her when you are needing some pink, then dump her again. She’s like a stray dog, she’ll keep coming back, and you get to pet her on YOUR schedule.
Bark, you big-titted bitch!!!
AFJ
Jimbo ? | May 24, 2007 at 11:52 am
I am so glad they are back together. I was really worrying about Jessica’s happiness and her well being. I think you should all give Jessica a break. I am call for a “No Trashing Day” for Jessica. I think she needs our support today. So who is with me? Who is going to stand up and not say anything mean about this dumber than shit, no talent tranny that smells like piss? Come on who is with me????
iheartcookies | May 24, 2007 at 11:55 am
i think she looks awesome here… cute outfit!!! so much better then her fake tan and boob shirts she normally wears!
jenster | May 24, 2007 at 11:58 am
jimbo,you are a true diplomat.
veggi | May 24, 2007 at 12:00 pm
trolls bite.
Jimbo ? | May 24, 2007 at 12:01 pm
@22 thank you
Bern | May 24, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Ha. Some dude posted with my name and a bad link again. I do wish someone funny would “impersonate” me, however.
YouRang | May 24, 2007 at 12:02 pm
#20 I guess I’ll not make fun of this stoopid monkey faced bitch, but it’s going to be difficult.
CHA | May 24, 2007 at 12:04 pm
@21 I wouldn’t say ‘awesome,’ but she doesn’t like a nasty ho. so that’s a major improvement.
veggi | May 24, 2007 at 12:05 pm
JImbo- It wasn’t me talking about your blow up dolls. Now would I say a thing like that?
VeeVee | May 24, 2007 at 12:05 pm
It looks like her boobs are frowning in that shirt.
adeliza | May 24, 2007 at 12:07 pm
#29 it’s because John hasn’t been around to fuck ‘em.
AFJ | May 24, 2007 at 12:08 pm
She is a dog-face, but you can’t discount the power of those jugs. Those jugs have launched a thousand ships.
I’d love to apply a light sheen of man-goo on them, just to watch them glisten.
AFJ
TrippyGoogler | May 24, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Is it just me or is Jessica Simpson looking more like an Arab by the day? I’m really not sure where all of this is going.
Boba Fett | May 24, 2007 at 12:19 pm
So which one of them actually made the bootycall?
Bern | May 24, 2007 at 12:21 pm
this should work
BINKY! | May 24, 2007 at 12:23 pm
I wonder if she still believes in Jebus and purity…
leanlikeachola | May 24, 2007 at 12:24 pm
sweet baby jesus that was gross
veggi | May 24, 2007 at 12:26 pm
Don’t click the bern link! DO NOT CLICK ON IT!!!!! concider yourselves warned.
Bern | May 24, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Again — that is not me. Jesus.
Jessica Simpson | May 24, 2007 at 12:29 pm
veggi, now clicking is irresistible…
Superfish | May 24, 2007 at 12:29 pm
lemme just say this…a poke in the pink, a STAB in the stink and POW! right in the kisser!
veggi | May 24, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Jessica Simpson, don’t do it, unless you like hairy balls and latex gloves. The picture is burned into my cranium and it won’t get out! IT WON’T LEAVE MY HEAD! *sniffle*
Jimbo ∞ | May 24, 2007 at 12:33 pm
What’s so bad about that link?
Wicked Wendy | May 24, 2007 at 12:34 pm
OMG 34 !!!! WTF IS THAT?????
veggi | May 24, 2007 at 12:34 pm
you are a sick bastard. I’m hungover and did not need to see that!
veggi | May 24, 2007 at 12:35 pm
DO NOT CLICK ON JIMBOS LINK! DO NOT CLICK!
krazihottkelli | May 24, 2007 at 12:35 pm
No Jessica, No!!!!!!!!!!111
FRIST!!! | May 24, 2007 at 12:35 pm
On again off again, much like my love affair with pickles and cottage cheese….Well it’s good together!!! Wait, no it’s NOT!!!
Hi all, Jimbo, Veggi, Yourang, whoneedsenemies, fishstick, schack, and the rest of you. I’m on lunch so I’m allowed to be on here. Or not. I’m not quite sure yet. Guess I’ll find out when the boss gets back.
Ok, I need to get a drink.
Byeeeee!!!!!
Wicked Wendy | May 24, 2007 at 12:37 pm
These fuckin’ trolls are NASTY !!!! DAMN U 2 HELL !!!!!
Cricket3311 | May 24, 2007 at 12:38 pm
I dont get it – one day she looks like a tranny and she looks normal the next.
veggi | May 24, 2007 at 12:42 pm
FRIST!