Jessica Simpson and John Mayer back on
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are unofficially officially back on. Mayer was spotted at the SoHo Grand hotel sneaking into Jessica’s room around 2am Tuesday, and the two checked out together at noon.
Don’t read too much into it though. If I was in a relationship for every midnight sex romp I’ve had I’d have like, what, zero? No wait, I mean a lot. Like a million. Oh yeah, I do it all the time. I’m very popular.