Jessica Simpson and John Mayer get it on in public

January 2nd, 2007 // 179 Comments
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  1. Libraesque

    greaaat, great. So you want to portray via your choice of username your hate and mistrust of humankind, and yet….
    uh, why am I here, conversing with a chowderhead, I’m done with you juvenile delinquents…although I don’t know how plural that really is, since the “voice” on this thread seems to be coming from one person affected with sybil syndrome

  2. misanthrope

    Excuse me Libraesque (whatever the hell that means… like it matters), but I am not anyone other than who I say I am. Is it so hard to believe that you’re pissing off more than one person? Very good use of the dictionary, btw. Usernames seem to be perplexing you today. Exactly what does anyone’s username have to do with Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, or any other celebrity that is mentioned on this site? You’re just here to pick fights and be called names, or so it seems to me.

  3. Libraesque

    Let me discredit your e-mail, cuz…I can.

    What does it have to do with this thread? The same thing it has to do with you coming on here out of the blue and desperately wanting to call me a butt bag……you douchebag.
    Perplexing me…..WRONG
    When I made a witty observation about someones ironic use of a username after they bashed a “pedophile” she didn’t get it, nor did the person feebly trying to question my use of the word ironic.
    When I made a witty observation about your user name and the fact that you weren’t living up to it with the “butt bag” comment, you didn’t get it.
    Picking fights….lets see, I came on here with a differnt opinion of charity and was attacked, personally, for no apparent reason, and I don’t put up with that nonsense, and this is what transpired when I came out punching

    “you really shouldn’t pick fights with the nice, funny people who post here for kicks. All of them are a million times funnier, wittier, and definitely smarter than you, you ugly, didn’t get hugs, pus infected cum bubble, hairy pitted dyklet that needs to shave your pits, wax your vag, shave your legs, buy some decent clothes, make your parents proud, they never loved you, you dipshit, keep studying for the SAT’s, you lesbian whore, who’s a closeted dirty hippy.”

    yep, it’s clear, I’m the one picking fights here
    I’m not going to fucking explain this again to you mentally challenged idiots, okey dokey????

  4. biatcho

    HAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA!

    I gotta sit back in my chair, with feet up & light a cigar Gordon Gekko-style. This is so hilarious.

  5. Libraesque

    aaaww, as long as I got all your
    nice
    funny
    smart
    charming comments correct biatcho, it’s all good
    you know, it didn’t have to do with me, but I was charmed by your post “I don’t talk to the Mexicans, they just mow my lawn”

    you really must be so proud of yourself

  6. biatcho

    hehe, yeah that was one of my finer ones. I use it often. I have another one where I say “The only italians you will find at my family’s country club are the ones carrying gardening tools”. man, that’s hilarious.

    umm, now who is the stalker here??? You are one fucking crazy dyke I tell you. And I mean clinically crazy, the institutionalized kind. Not the goofy kind.
    If I didn’t think you lived in Ohio or Vermont I would probably look behind me the whole way home tonight to make sure you weren’t trying to rape me.

  7. misanthrope

    @103: I don’t think the problem lies in you having a different opinion. I think the problem is that you *hear* what you want to hear and nothing more. People weren’t attacking you for having a different opinion. Your heart, dare I say, is in the right place when it comes to charity. So much so that you can’t see the devious side of celebrity press. From my perspective, many posters were giving you plenty of reason to question your devotion to Angelina. Many of them probably think that charity is good no matter what, but still wanted to rip into Angelina and Brad anyway. You know, for fun? The frustration, it seems, is that you immediately take personal offense to anything that discredits her in anyway. People spent a lot of time trying to explain to you in straight and simple terms why it is that the Angelinas of the world are using other people for personal gain, including you. They did this because you *asked* them to! Some how it got very deep, heated and out of control. People are here to have fun. Poke fun, throw barbs, etc… at celebrities. Usually it is pretty darn hilarious. I think your tone and attitude are less than desirable. I think calling the people here idiots and mentally challenged is a good example. Why are you the ‘witty’ one and everyone else is being a douchebag? I got the joke about the butt-bag, but mine was far more clever. My posts earlier are about the irony you like to point out so much. I don’t care if you think differently than me, in fact I now come to expect that. I’ll admit I was shooting barbs at you and I stand by everything I’ve said.

    Something tells me that you’ll have the last word…

  8. Libraesque

    you know what’s so funny, and yet so sad at the same time, that you keep pretending you didn’t cyber stalk some random person on here, find out they’re a lesbian, and go full force into gay bashing, which is completely irrelevant on these threads and yet you seem to want some kind of credit and recognition for “outing” me, and yet, no one gives a shit, but you.
    So quit pretending, you know damn well that if you found out I’m a lesbian, you also know I’m femme, and I live on the west coast. So why you’re constantly trying to scream I’m a hippy dyke is a beyond me.
    And speaking of clinical, you claim to work in Chelsea, the gayest neighborhood in NY, and given your gay bashing tendincies, I’d have to say “yea, right” and shouldn’t you really change your name to “bridge and tunnel girl” ?????????

  9. biatcho

    Honey, if you care to look back at months of my posts (as you seem to have already) you will find that I call many people many different names constantly on here. One of them happens to be a dyke because, well quite frankly, it’s a fun word to call someone who is annoying. I don’t ever know nor do I care if someone IS actually a dyke, I say what I feel and that’s how I am in real life. You don’t like it fuck it!

    I am not sure where your self-centric issues arose from, i can only speculate and am usually right when i do, but i implore you to GET OVER YOURSELF. Never once did I “google” your fucking screen name and find out where you live or who you fuck or whatever other useless facts about yourself that you find so fascinating that you think people are interested in. Not many people in this world give a fuck about you or what you do, and I am probably at the top of that list. You were an easy target on a blog site on an especially slow day at work for me and I had fun ripping on you. Now please think about this and realize you are one of a crazillion people in this world and you don’t matter much to any of us.

  10. biatcho

    But thanks for letting us all know you’re a goddamn FREAK by the way!!! A fucking femme… RIGHT! Honey, i hope one day mommy & daddy finally turn to you & say “Sorry, we have loved you we just never showed you” because I think that is the breakthrough you are so desperate for.

    hhhhhhhhahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhaa.
    Have a great night, Femme fatale! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

  11. Libraesque

    OH…..WOW, and I’m the crazy one right?
    What fun! I guess nigger is a fun word you probably use too, right? yeee haw!

    jesus christ you’re beyond any kind of low life scum I’ve ever encountered online or in “real” life and I think you’ve probably horrified more than just me right now

    wow.

  12. Libraesque

    oh, 107, I think I can say without any doubt that, no, people clearly aren’t on here to have “fun” and if 109 and 110 are also your idea of fun…..well I don’t know, and me calling someone an idiot seems to sort of pale right now

  13. BarbadoSlim

    Hehehehehehe…yes, let the hate flow through you…

  14. lawyergirl

    Who would have thought that the most boring story on this site would get the most responses. Yee haw indeed.

  15. Libraesque

    wow, so you all really like that redneck shit, huh? your Grand Master daddies really raised you right.

    you kids on here are like a teacher in the summertime, no class

    I’m out.

  16. Libraesque

    wow, so you all really like that redneck shit, huh? your Grand Master daddies really raised you right.

    you kids on here are like a teacher in the summertime, no class

    I’m out.

  17. BarbadoSlim

    Too funny, lighten the fuck-up

    sheeesh

  18. misanthrope

    The ‘N’ word isn’t needed ever, never, ever, nerver, neiver, ever never. Ever. You’re one classy, dainty, little flower of a gal. I’m thinking butt-bag is a good name for you after all. I have a feeling you’d take offense if I typed the letter ‘P’. You’d be all, ‘P? P?!?! What the fuck!?!’ Words, written with reason, sarcasm or nastiness are *entirely* wasted on you.

  19. you're/soaking/in/it

    Why is nobody commenting on the nosejob of the girl behind Xtina?

    eeeeeeeeeee!

    ski slope !

  20. RichPort

    #97 – Now why involve me you fucking idiot? Ever noticed I always ignore your vapidity? Get a pet, get a hobby, get a life, get fucking lost. Biatcho eats your ass every time (it’s just an expression, get your hand out of your pants)… EVERY FUCKING TIME. And yet you come back for more and try to widen the circle (memoirs of a gaysha???). You are beyond lame, trumped only by Ass Troll. I’d rather be forced at gunpoint to sit in a room with damnYELL and tell her she has a pretty weave than walk a step in your fucking shoes.

    Annoying bitch.

  21. biatcho

    sshh, you hear that silence? I think libra’s owner took it out back & shot it last night to put it out of its misery.
    What a beautiful, glorious day!!!!

  22. Candycane

    I’m a highly critical person, but I honestly can’t think of anything negative to say about Christina nowadays. She looks so beautiful, and her latest album is truly incredible.

    If there were pictures of Jessica and John, however…

  23. RichPort

    #121 – Isn’t that how Ol’ Yella ended?

  24. biatcho

    Yes but Ol’ Yeller made me cry. Libra’s timely end will only bring on more bubbly!
    It’s a celebration bitches!

  25. Libraesque

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    you know what makes you the degenerate fucking LOSER that you are Richie, since it’s obviously your only ambition in life to be on the superficial night and day for YEARS……… coming on here and telling someone to get a life

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    and then there’s biatcho, hahahahahahahahaha who apparently “went away” for a year
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, changed it’s user name or some shit and came back
    hahahahahahahaahhah, are you fucking kidding me ahahahahahahahahahaha, you couldn’t be off this site for 4 minutes….or maybe you really were “gone”, with a big red circle on your calendar counting down the days to when you could come back on here after punishing everyone with your absence
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    it’s been a swell week kids, really

  26. biatcho

    *crickets*

  27. RichPort

    Biatcho, even the crickets fell asleep on that stupid shit…

  28. NotANiceGirl

    Besides being a total cunt, I think Libra is Danielle’s hero! If Danielle weren’t AS stupid (close contest) I’d swear it was her!!

    Libra, I hope somebody flicks AIDS on you.

  29. NotANiceGirl

    Libra, you are a massive cunt & I hope somebody flicks AIDS on you.

  30. NotANiceGirl

    Libra, you are a totally antagonistic cunt & I hope somebody flicks AIDS on you.

  31. Christina,

    “We should hang out.”

    -Kevin Federline

  32. Christina,

    “We should hang out.”

    -Kevin Federline

  33. NotANiceGirl

    Have you begun to sense a theme here in my feelings for you libra? Go ahead and bash me all you want b/c you were all on my side & practically kissing my ass on a former thread which I think was your 1st appearance on superficial. You really should have made it a one time thing! Again, either get along or drop dead!

  34. Libraesque

    “Notanicegirl” your posts about AIDS really cross the line, even on this sewer ladden board. I’ve contacted the editor of the Superficial. Don’t be surprised if you and Biatcho get your nuts clipped.

  35. Libraesque

    “Notanicegirl” your posts about AIDS really cross the line, even on this sewer ladden board. I’ve contacted the editor of the Superficial. Don’t be surprised if you and Biatcho get your nuts clipped.

  36. Libraesque

    “Notanicegirl” your posts about AIDS really cross the line, even on this sewer ladden board. I’ve contacted the editor of the Superficial. Don’t be surprised if you and Biatcho get your nuts clipped.

  37. Libraesque

    “notanicegirl” your comments about AIDS really cross the line, even on a sewer ladden board like this.
    I’ve contacted the Superficial, and legal counsel. Don’t be surprised if you and your buddy Biatcho get your nuts clipped

  38. NotANiceGirl

    Libra- would you prefer that I say that I hope you slip and fall in a puddle of herpes? Wow, you’re an asshole!….now go ahead and go tell on me.

  39. biatcho

    Honey, just because you’re some hairy pitted dyke activist who has a problem with the world because mommy & daddy can’t accept you for being different does not mean everyone has to cease having fun at your expense.

    Good luck trying to “clip my nuts” (lesbian hate words I’m sure)but it’s not gonna happen. I’ve chased worse herpes sores off of this site before & will continue to do so.

  40. Libraesque

    139, great life goal fucking loser.

    138, if you think it’s funny or cool to say shit about AIDS, that can only make you one thing, a 12year old, who lives in one of the red states in a house on wheels

    although seeing as how you both posted within minutes of eachother, I’d say you’re one in the same

  41. Libraesque

    oh yea, I’m sure my parents would laugh they’re asses off at your ridiculous mantra, I’ll be sure to tell them, right after I tell them how nice it was that they sent my ex-girlfrined a christmas card this year

  42. NotANiceGirl

    140. By the same measure you are using to determine my intelligence, you must be:
    a. Severely dumb to believe that the AIDS virus can be “flicked” onto a person and actually infect them (or why would you take offense to something said that may have been rude-is impossible)
    b. A total political puppet
    c. The person everyone avoids b/c they would rather stick a fucking screwdriver in their own ear than be cornered by you and listen to your ridiculous rants
    d. All of the above

  43. NotANiceGirl

    By the way- don’t forget how you totally agreed with a previous post I made, and told be to be careful b/c people were going to attack me for my opinions, and then you were in turn attacked by those people because you are unable to express your opinions without being a total cunt. So if I’m what is it..a 12 yr old from a trailor living in a red state & you have tried to defend previous statements, what does that say about you?

    Are you supposed to be getting me banned from this site? Maybe you should go try that. Twat.

  44. biatcho

    Oh & lesbo – I did find your myspace page that you were obsessing about last week & I cannot believe you are actually 43 years old & that fat! you know you’re fat, right? But you’re one of those chicks who think that big is beautiful right?? *snort*

    At that age you should mature enough to not take shit from strangers on a site like this so literally & seriously. You are so pathetic!!! I feel sorry for anyone who has to associate with you on a daily basis.

    oh & #142: D All of the above!

  45. Libraesque

    yea, I’m glad you pointed out your completely dumbass “flicked” comment. The point your 12 year old mind seems to be missing is it’s un-necessary to say ANYTHING about AIDS, on a celebrity gossip board, and what’s even more absurd, is it was followed by “Again, either get along or drop dead!” This definitely puts you in the 11-13 age bracket
    The ONLY people in this day and age who call people fag, dyke and nigger (which I’m sure you two both do) are un-educated redneck hicks OR people who identify as the above mentioned slurs
    Which makes you an un-educated 12 year old redneck hick who lives in a house on wheels.

    What it makes biatcho, seeing as how she has admitted to constantly calling people dyke AND the fact that she claims to work in Chelsea, which is the GAYEST neighborhood in NY…well that makes her a big ol’ lesbian herself

  46. Libraesque

    hahahahaha, Biatcho, I just knew you were crushing on me so hard you’d admit to what I’ve been saying all along, STALKER.
    I’m so glad you mentioned my myspace page, now everyone can go there and see what a fucktard you are for calling me a “hairy pitted dyke activist” since clearly I’m a gorgeous lipstick femme
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  47. NotANiceGirl

    I can’t say I hope you get AIDS flicked on you but slipping & falling in a puddle of HEPRES doesn’t set you off? That’s tight.

    I work in fashion w/several gay men, some of them do have AIDS and even still have a sense of humor about it & are certainly much more fun to be around and they are DYING!!! That speaks volumes.

    I don’t need to justify my age/financial status/living situation to you.

    I just really think you need to lighten the fuck up.

  48. Libraesque

    You’re completely SICK!!!
    Call your gay pals over to the computer and show them your rant so they can see who they’re really dealing with

    btw, are you bipolar? because after #128, 129, 130 & 133 you need to take your own fucking advice sister

  49. biatcho

    uumm Lesbo – what kind of a gay are you who judges people’s sexuality based on where they work? So EVERYONE works works in San Francisco is fag, right? In your small, closed minded world apparently.

  50. NotANiceGirl

    Call my gay pals over? Not a problem! Where do you think I heard the expression?

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