OMFG you really love that troll #40, and you sure ARE hung up on that movie with some 12year old, pervert, people go to jail for that shit.
Put the crack pipe down Slim, you’re not making ANY sense
actually, at the risk of sounding like a drugged out zombie, i thought young brooke shields (prettybaby) was waaaaaaay cuter than older brooke shields turned out to be. somehow her face got thick and mannish, and those eyebrows went from exotic to foreboding, signaling perhaps a distressingly hirsuit taint. now where the fuck is that syringe???
I KNEW you saw that movie.
Susan Sarandon was a hot mess in that movie……..still is
Would someone kindly inform her that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE Marilyn Monroe?
Just love the pics of her hubby in his U2 t-shirt. ??? Didn’t he get the memo that wifey was singing and it was New Year’s Eve and she sings that cracker jack pop music? What a dipshit! Looks like Xtina told him to put his ‘Nanook of the North’ coat on to hide that shit. I would have sent his ass home if I were her.
The thing with Brooke is how amazing it is that she didn’t turn out like one of the other freaks. Her mom (who’s a straight out drunk) literally whored her at a very young age for Pretty Baby and Blue Lagoon , which was basically Cinemax soft porn.
#46 – No, Christina has talent. And aside from being a little on the skinny side, she looks totally fabulous and you know it.
It’s refreshing to see Lesbianesque is still annoying most everyone on this site. I thought it was just its obsession with me since I called it out of the closet last week. On the contrary, it is quite disturbing how It cannot differentiate between hollywood fiction & reality. Something thinks Prettybaby is real and that she probably has a “crush” on it…
i find it strange that in an article about jessica there are photos of christina. i also find it strange that christina was kissing ryan seacrest at new years.
Little Snot Nosed Faggot troll.
Gerald Ford is ruling the humor mill today!
Must agree that the Marilyn Monroe look doesn’t suit C.A.
Slim, for real. I wonder what kind of parents Dakota Fanning has….considering she’s doing that rape movie……I see herion addiction in her future….well, maybe not….Linda Blair did the Exorcist AND a prison rape scene at 15 and she turned out fine!! Oh, no wait she was an alcoholic and drug addict for awhile
Biatcho, you’re back AND STILL talking about me, how sweet!
why don’t you shut the fuck up and do yourself a favor, get a new mantra for 2007, you’re boring
@40…I’m stuggling to see how irony applies here (Is that you, Alanis?). I am also struggling to see how you weren’t making comparison to someone who did absolutely nothing to you a 12 year-old girl in a whorehouse as you claim you weren’t.
Then again, I also struggle to see that you aren’t a pus-infected cum bubble.
“no one” I can’t help it if you’re “STUggling” or if you’re stupid and don’t get it, or if you post under various usernames.
There’s a big difference between a typo and not understanding irony.
I’m sorry that you’re ugly and that you didn’t get enough hugs as a little dyklet, but you really shouldn’t pick fights with the nice, funny people who post here for kicks. All of them are a million times funnier, wittier, and definitely smarter than you. You’ll need to look elsewhere for self-esteem, sweetie. Night night.
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