Jessica Simpson and John Mayer get it on in public

January 2nd, 2007 // 179 Comments
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  1. Nikky Raney

    i find it strange that in an article about jessica there are photos of christina. i also find it strange that christina was kissing ryan seacrest at new years.

  2. Nikky Raney

    i find it strange that in an article about jessica there are photos of christina. i also find it strange that christina was kissing ryan seacrest at new years.

  3. wedgeone

    #7 LTC
    #10 LTC
    #11 LTC
    #27 LTC
    Little Snot Nosed Faggot troll.

    Gerald Ford is ruling the humor mill today!

    Must agree that the Marilyn Monroe look doesn’t suit C.A.

  4. Nikky Raney

    i find it strange that in an article about jessica there are photos of christina. i also find it strange that christina was kissing ryan seacrest at new years.

  5. Nikky Raney

    i find it strange that in an article about jessica there are photos of christina. i also find it strange that christina was kissing ryan seacrest at new years.

  6. Libraesque

    Slim, for real. I wonder what kind of parents Dakota Fanning has….considering she’s doing that rape movie……I see herion addiction in her future….well, maybe not….Linda Blair did the Exorcist AND a prison rape scene at 15 and she turned out fine!! Oh, no wait she was an alcoholic and drug addict for awhile
    Never mind

  7. Libraesque

    Biatcho, you’re back AND STILL talking about me, how sweet!
    why don’t you shut the fuck up and do yourself a favor, get a new mantra for 2007, you’re boring

  8. no one you know

    @40…I’m stuggling to see how irony applies here (Is that you, Alanis?). I am also struggling to see how you weren’t making comparison to someone who did absolutely nothing to you a 12 year-old girl in a whorehouse as you claim you weren’t.

    Then again, I also struggle to see that you aren’t a pus-infected cum bubble.

    Silly me.

  9. Libraesque

    “no one” I can’t help it if you’re “STUggling” or if you’re stupid and don’t get it, or if you post under various usernames.

  10. no one you know

    There’s a big difference between a typo and not understanding irony.

    I’m sorry that you’re ugly and that you didn’t get enough hugs as a little dyklet, but you really shouldn’t pick fights with the nice, funny people who post here for kicks. All of them are a million times funnier, wittier, and definitely smarter than you. You’ll need to look elsewhere for self-esteem, sweetie. Night night.

  11. Libraesque

    I guess your idea of nice, funny and for kicks is calling people “dyklet” and picking fights with people about a post that has nothing what-so-fucking-ever to do with you…..unless of course you’re also posting under “prettybaby” although you sound too similar to biatcho, so maybe you’re all three and should change your user name to “sybil”
    douchebag

  12. Libraesque

    I guess your idea of nice, funny and for kicks is calling people “dyklet” and picking fights with people about a post that has nothing what-so-fucking-ever to do with you…..unless of course you’re also posting under “prettybaby” although you sound too similar to biatcho, so maybe you’re all three and should change your user name to “sybil”
    douchebag

  13. RUFFLESLOVE

    well I personally think Xtina looks FABULOUS !!!

    UNLIKE ALL THE OTHER BIMBOS outhere, she can trully sing and has cleaned up great.

    SHE’S GORGEOUS !!

    oh yeah Jessica who ? oh yeah the FAKE mega dumb blond, who over sings, and can act for her life?

    PS JOHN MEYER IS GAY !!!! hello people get with the news.

  14. RichPort

    #32 – I hear ya, I almost cracked a rib laughing at all the stupid shit you wrote when I was on vacation. I mean, I have no problem with the inmates running the asylum, as long as they’re fucking funny. I know fucking funny, I served with fucking funny, fucking funny was a friend of mine. You sir, are not fucking funny.

  15. JungleRed

    @58: I think the irony Libra is referring to is that while PrettyBaby decries pedophilia, she is implicitly promoting it by using a name that may be seen as promoting a pedophilic movie. PrettyBaby is in someways synonymous with pedophilia since Brooke Shields is sold to be raped by a customer at age 12 and then marries a middle aged dude. That said, she looked pretty hot in that movie.

  16. Xtina is looking kind not like crap these days. She classed up a bit. Not a lot, but enough to not be a TOTAL whore.

  17. Anonymous

    #64 – don’t know who wrote that silly grade school trolling, don’t know why you need it all to be one person, whatever. but without any replies to it, it was easy to ignore and it faded away, and things got better, as expected. still the best solution. as somebody commented before, fighting on the internet is like competing in the special olympics, even if you win you’re still a retard…

  18. Binky

    If people would just say something ‘funny’, ‘relevant,’or ‘poignant to to-daze society’ and then LEAVE – and continue their efforts to ‘Save the World’ ™ – I doubt there would be so many trolls at this washed out, light purple-hued, dump.
    But then again – many of our Southern friends (KFC induced) still wonder where Sadam hid the WMD.
    Wonders never cease here on the Internets.

  19. CruisingForCock

    I hope I got 69

  20. Public at LARGE : Binky – quit watching PBS ! And Frontline ? U Commie…err…terrorist !
    Binky : Sorry. I’ll try to get out more, but it’s still a bit chilly up here (no offence to Al Gore)

  21. magickal

    My lord, that Jordan Bratman is one ugly jew. I give those two six months….nine months tops. How can she have sex with him without simultaneously throwing up? Bleecchhh!

  22. Blalala

    #71 They’ve been together almost 5 years already. They got married more than a year ago.

  23. nothing

    John Gayer needs to sing her panties into a bunch.

  24. Binky

    Public at LARGE : Binky – You probably need a good woman, a job, or some severe medication to deal with your ‘problems’.
    But…ok…”a light purple-hued dump” likely does sum up this http://www.com – ‘place’
    Binky : Do you like Bowling ? I’m trying to connect here.

  25. Lowlands

    Since Saddam get hanged these Kurds seems to be everywhere.Although this one seems to be westernized it seems like he’s still wearing his iman-coat.Btw,you could open a can of sheepmeat with his nose.

  26. Lowlands

    (75)You hung and handsome bastard,are you trolling again??

  27. marie-jo

    Damn.. I really want to say something bad but seems like I’m still in christmas spirit..

    I love that dress and biatch got the best body. She seems to be real happy with her ugly hubby too..

  28. shanonorato

    I don’t know if it’s just her hairstyle, but it looks to me like she has a freakishly large head perched atop that tiny body.

  29. cayana

    Damn look at her. It’s January, and even the insides of her ears are tanned. I bet when she opens her mouth her tongue is all tanned too.

  30. RichPort

    #67 – You’re in over your head buddy. Take your own advice and rip your keyboard from your computer… that’s a good boy. Now use it to whack yourself upside the head a couple of dozen times. It doesn’t count until your have to call the emergency room, so a little fucking effort would be appreciated. It’s no surprise that the amount of funny posts has plummeted since you fucking trolls have entered the scene (appreciative and humble thanks to Slim, biatcho, Spin, Ruby, Frenchtoaststix and others for trying to swin upstream in this deluge of shit). The best way to remain ‘anonymous’ is to shut the fuck up.

  31. Anonymous

    that must be another of your “funny” comments…

  32. RichPort

    Waiting for me I see? Sometimes the truth (much like a keyboard to the head) hurts.

  33. no one you know

    @65…that makes more sense, but I still see it bordering more on satirical due to its critial nature. Potato, Potahto.

  34. no one you know

    Critical. Urgh. Coffee.

  35. lola dee

    but the most important question is this: is that tara reid in the background on the 7th picture?

  36. DrDanny

    Nope, not Tara Reid, unless she got a bad nose job instead of spending the money to correct her bad ab-job.

    Personally, I’d rather see photos of Jessica and Mayer doing the nasty than yet more pix of Xtina. And I mean doin’ the nasty: show me all the naughty bits!

  37. Libraesque

    “no one” ya got schooled, a couple times by me, and now by “red”. At least ONE person on here got what I was saying, nice feeble attempt at trying to make a point though. keep tryin’!!!

  38. 86

    XTina is her own biggest fan.

  39. Libraesque

    jesus, where are my manners, hey, thanks JungleRed for explaining it to the feeb.
    And can I say, LOVE your username, it’s OH SO appropriate for this site, because I’m assuming it’s from “The Women” ???????

  40. no one you know

    @87…um, no, I still don’t agree with you and don’t see how you have schooled ANYONE as of late. Ask around, you’ve been spanked every time you have tried to make any kind of point around here.

    I did, however, say that while red’s explanation made more sense (you couldn’t explain it at all and didn’t even try, schooled indeed), I still thought it was more appropriate to think of it as satire rather than irony. Notice that this exchange occurred between me and red, not you. In fact, it didn’t really have anything to do with you.

    Sounds a little trollish to me…picking fights and such. I mean, all this started (on this thread, anyway) because you go after someone just because of their username. And you really can’t expect people to not harass you for that, can you? I guess we could just ignore you…

  41. Libraesque

    yea, try ignoring me.
    It didn’t have anything to do with me??? How do you figure since she was trying to explain MY POST to you, since you AND ‘prettybaby’ obviously couldn’t comprehend the analogy
    nice try
    give it up

    And you wanna talk about “going after” someone. SHould I remind you of the 500 posts from the other day, all because I, GOD FORBID, had a different opinion about charity, than every single person on here. Lets talk about picking fights with the neanderthals here who called me
    a dirty hippy
    hairy-pitted dyke
    dyket
    my parents didn’t love me
    I didn’t give enough hugs when I was little
    dipshit
    cum bubble

    all coming from people who have NO idea who I am, and have never met me.

    Nice. Trollish, yea, it’s obvious who the trolls are on here

  42. jFp

    I can’t stop humping myself over these pics of Christina. I keep thinking it would be great to squeeze in the middle of a Jessica Alba and Christina menage.

  43. oye minearsehurtz

    no way, the best 3 way is with christina and her husband. she can rub her 5 lbs of makeup all over your chest while her husband uses his rodent-beard to whisk his blackhead oils all over your back. hubba-hubba!

  44. 86

    She seriously needs to bathe. Too much spray on tan!

  45. misanthrope

    @91: Personally I like ‘cum bubble’, but has anyone called you a butt-bag? If someone has taken that one already I’ll come up with something else.

  46. Libraesque

    95………what are you, twelve? Butt bag…..jesus christ
    this fucking site is like pee wees playhouse and yo momma on a loop

    oh yes, please do come up with something else, like doo doo head maybe

  47. Libraesque

    p.s. you may wanna give your username a little re-think, you’re not really capable of pulling it off. Maybe you can switch with RichPort????

  48. misanthrope

    Oh, so butt-bag isn’t your taste. Hmmmm, so you’re looking for something more on the nasty side…. How about Cockass? How about Miscreant? Obtuse? Imbecile? Malcontent? Agitator? I thought maybe you were holding some sort of contest. Aren’t you looking for insults? Am I in the wrong here? Or are you someone who gets a perverse thrill out of being disliked by strangers? I thought you were into that. Eeesh, I feel like such a jerk.

  49. Libraesque

    hahahahahahaha, you’re kidding, right??!!!

    Given the fact that I JUST got through posting that for NO apparent reason on here (other than having a different opinion than the revenge of the nerds gang here) I have been called every foul name, most of them attacking my personal life, of which not one single person here knows about, so that gives me a chuckle about your “stranger” comment
    And….uh, I guess I shouldn’t really need to point out that YOU are the one who made the comment about “butt bag” out of the blue, I guess cuz you’re just kinda swell

    Do you know what your username means?????

  50. misanthrope

    Yes.

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