Jessica Simpson was spotted leaving the W Magazine New York Affair Party last night looking like Jenna Jameson’s goth sister. Did I miss a memo or something? Is duck the new look these days? Because I’ve seen ducks. And I don’t want to have sex with ducks. Well maybe except for Marge. She’s this plump little number at the park and you should see the way she eats bread and flaps her wings. I don’t want to say “hot”, but, wait, what the hell am I talking about? She’s a duck. I’m firing my therapist.
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Definite “Butterface” and that make-up isn’t hiding enough.
Anyone else notice that cancerous mole on the right shoulder? :D Hopefully she’ll follow Pavarotti soon.
Is Duck the new look these days? LOL
duck!! haha i cant stand this chick, she gets funnier looking by the day, its like you were born without lips leave them alone you idiot
What a loser. Is this bitch even touring or making any songs anymore? I mean, what is she, who is her daddy, what does he do?
I’m beginning think all these bitches have been killed, and have been replaced by Jim Henson Studios creations.
still think she looks definitely do-able. i mean, if i just HAD TO i’d do her.
At this point she’s just famous for being famous. how does she occupy herself all day?
She’s much prettier than Jenna, even though I still think she’s a stupid twat.
She’s gone from a hottie to looking like Mr. Ed.
Nice dress.
I think she’s be more at home on the Jerry Lewis telethon than something like this.
Whatever………she’s done. Next story.
I had my lips injected with collagen.
Makes it hard to sit down though.
At least she doesn’t show her ass, do drugs or drink and drive
I look up to her, what a great role model!!!
HAHAHAHA Jane!!!! You fucking rock!
Somebody obviously did like the restalyne injections after all. that shit is addicting and she said she didnt like it….
What the hell is up with the mesh crap holding up her dress…that looks so weird.
She is a much nicer looking duck than Jenna
#18
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! Restalyn it is! I just hope it was as obvious to Fish and all these readers. I mean, it is impossible to make that look with just your ability to make that look.
Gwen Stefani makes all the Restalyn using, dried up whores look bad. Take a cue, bitches! Go jump off a cliff in Malibu.
i think she looks hot and all u fat people are just jealous she actually has the self control to loose weight..
Ok, so duck is the new black-I’M ON IT!!!!!!
I’m all over it!
Ok, I’m just OVER it.
Hey let’s talk about me some more
Quack Quack
Waddle Waddle
Quack Quack
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Your hot FRIST and you have some nice tatas
Dear white people:
STOP PLUMPING YOUR LIPS. IT LOOKS RIDICULOUS. AND FAKE.
Thank you.
I still love her. Cute and stupid.
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We are dumb blonds
And we’re in luck
If it rains all day
We’ll pretend we are ducks
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I kind of want her as my best friend. I adore people that make me laugh unintentionally.
The Olsen dorks started it.
Hey FRIST you are HOT.
Do you still want to do a tranny? Or did my picture turn you off?
No, you look cute as little bo peep :)
Crap. I gotta go to wrk. I’ll be back
Did I just type wrk?
I should really learn how to type
LOL…………I want a little bo peep outfit, I saw one at Trashy Lingerie that is to die for, so feminine and sissy.
16 – That’s because she has NO ASS. Yeah great role model. Tell me oh silly fan, what has she been “model” at? Being a big dumb boob and playing stupid for the camera? Wow, GREEEEAT!
@15, does it make you sway, to and fro….
that is one fugly dress!
31- I wanna see.
@38
It’s on myspace page.
@37
I want to see them
Of course I have lots more pictures that can’t be displayed on myspace. NSFW
what did you say about Marge!? she’s hot. leave her a lone.
She looks more like an anorexic than anything.
She looks like she always has, hot ! so she is curling her lips, its a sign of stress. ever since her marriage fell apart she has lost confidence
She’s a man , baby !!!!
I’ve seen those pics TT is talking about………..whew, boy’s got a big cock.
LOL 45
I’ve seen bigger.
lip injections have never looked good on anybody, why do people keep doing it?
I wonder if they injected silicone in thier hoo-hoo’s if they would look like ducks. would they dive for algae? Could you feed them bread? could you stick your tommy train in them and they would scream “Toot toot!”
sorry. bad day. My job sucks and am feeling a tish suicidal.
I do NOT want to see a picture of Texas Trannie’s throbbing whatever.
@49
Not to worry.