Jessica Simpson was spotted leaving the W Magazine New York Affair Party last night looking like Jenna Jameson’s goth sister. Did I miss a memo or something? Is duck the new look these days? Because I’ve seen ducks. And I don’t want to have sex with ducks. Well maybe except for Marge. She’s this plump little number at the park and you should see the way she eats bread and flaps her wings. I don’t want to say “hot”, but, wait, what the hell am I talking about? She’s a duck. I’m firing my therapist.
Photos: Splash
Lindsay | September 6, 2007 at 10:49 am
Fugly
martino | September 6, 2007 at 10:52 am
Next!
AtriumXP | September 6, 2007 at 10:52 am
Definite “Butterface” and that make-up isn’t hiding enough.
Anyone else notice that cancerous mole on the right shoulder? :D Hopefully she’ll follow Pavarotti soon.
Bodylotion | September 6, 2007 at 10:53 am
Is Duck the new look these days? LOL
dwight | September 6, 2007 at 10:54 am
duck!! haha i cant stand this chick, she gets funnier looking by the day, its like you were born without lips leave them alone you idiot
Shallow Val | September 6, 2007 at 10:55 am
What a loser. Is this bitch even touring or making any songs anymore? I mean, what is she, who is her daddy, what does he do?
Chauncey Gardner | September 6, 2007 at 10:55 am
I’m beginning think all these bitches have been killed, and have been replaced by Jim Henson Studios creations.
pokemon_johnson | September 6, 2007 at 10:57 am
still think she looks definitely do-able. i mean, if i just HAD TO i’d do her.
skwirrel | September 6, 2007 at 10:58 am
At this point she’s just famous for being famous. how does she occupy herself all day?
Perez sucks....a lot! | September 6, 2007 at 10:59 am
She’s much prettier than Jenna, even though I still think she’s a stupid twat.
ph7 | September 6, 2007 at 11:00 am
She’s gone from a hottie to looking like Mr. Ed.
Texas Tranny | September 6, 2007 at 11:01 am
Nice dress.
BlohansProlapse | September 6, 2007 at 11:02 am
I think she’s be more at home on the Jerry Lewis telethon than something like this.
jrzmommy | September 6, 2007 at 11:02 am
Whatever………she’s done. Next story.
LadyJane | September 6, 2007 at 11:04 am
I had my lips injected with collagen.
Makes it hard to sit down though.
fan | September 6, 2007 at 11:05 am
At least she doesn’t show her ass, do drugs or drink and drive
I look up to her, what a great role model!!!
jrzmommy | September 6, 2007 at 11:05 am
HAHAHAHA Jane!!!! You fucking rock!
michelle | September 6, 2007 at 11:06 am
Somebody obviously did like the restalyne injections after all. that shit is addicting and she said she didnt like it….
no1justminda | September 6, 2007 at 11:06 am
What the hell is up with the mesh crap holding up her dress…that looks so weird.
Jimbo | September 6, 2007 at 11:08 am
She is a much nicer looking duck than Jenna
Alex | September 6, 2007 at 11:11 am
#18
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! Restalyn it is! I just hope it was as obvious to Fish and all these readers. I mean, it is impossible to make that look with just your ability to make that look.
Gwen Stefani makes all the Restalyn using, dried up whores look bad. Take a cue, bitches! Go jump off a cliff in Malibu.
lifeguard | September 6, 2007 at 11:11 am
i think she looks hot and all u fat people are just jealous she actually has the self control to loose weight..
FRIST!!! | September 6, 2007 at 11:12 am
Ok, so duck is the new black-I’M ON IT!!!!!!
I’m all over it!
Ok, I’m just OVER it.
Hey let’s talk about me some more
havoc | September 6, 2007 at 11:12 am
Quack Quack
Waddle Waddle
Quack Quack
.
Jimbo | September 6, 2007 at 11:14 am
Your hot FRIST and you have some nice tatas
Duchess of Dork | September 6, 2007 at 11:14 am
Dear white people:
STOP PLUMPING YOUR LIPS. IT LOOKS RIDICULOUS. AND FAKE.
Thank you.
Joe Millionaire | September 6, 2007 at 11:15 am
I still love her. Cute and stupid.
http://testosterone-zone.com
Mr. Bombastic | September 6, 2007 at 11:17 am
We are dumb blonds
And we’re in luck
If it rains all day
We’ll pretend we are ducks
Quack Quack Waddle Waddle
Quack Quack Waddle Waddle
veggo | September 6, 2007 at 11:17 am
I kind of want her as my best friend. I adore people that make me laugh unintentionally.
FRIST!!! | September 6, 2007 at 11:17 am
The Olsen dorks started it.
Texas Tranny | September 6, 2007 at 11:21 am
Hey FRIST you are HOT.
Do you still want to do a tranny? Or did my picture turn you off?
FRIST!!! | September 6, 2007 at 11:21 am
No, you look cute as little bo peep :)
FRIST!!! | September 6, 2007 at 11:23 am
Crap. I gotta go to wrk. I’ll be back
Did I just type wrk?
I should really learn how to type
Texas Tranny | September 6, 2007 at 11:23 am
LOL…………I want a little bo peep outfit, I saw one at Trashy Lingerie that is to die for, so feminine and sissy.
Shallow Val | September 6, 2007 at 11:25 am
16 – That’s because she has NO ASS. Yeah great role model. Tell me oh silly fan, what has she been “model” at? Being a big dumb boob and playing stupid for the camera? Wow, GREEEEAT!
TT and Jimbo and JRZMOMMY Troll | September 6, 2007 at 11:27 am
@15, does it make you sway, to and fro….
*** | September 6, 2007 at 11:27 am
that is one fugly dress!
veggo | September 6, 2007 at 11:28 am
31- I wanna see.
Texas Tranny | September 6, 2007 at 11:30 am
@38
It’s on myspace page.
@37
I want to see them
Texas Tranny | September 6, 2007 at 11:32 am
Of course I have lots more pictures that can’t be displayed on myspace. NSFW
megan | September 6, 2007 at 11:35 am
what did you say about Marge!? she’s hot. leave her a lone.
Barry LeFarge | September 6, 2007 at 11:38 am
She looks more like an anorexic than anything.
you people are stupid | September 6, 2007 at 11:41 am
She looks like she always has, hot ! so she is curling her lips, its a sign of stress. ever since her marriage fell apart she has lost confidence
tom walsh | September 6, 2007 at 11:43 am
She’s a man , baby !!!!
FagHag | September 6, 2007 at 11:47 am
I’ve seen those pics TT is talking about………..whew, boy’s got a big cock.
Texas Tranny | September 6, 2007 at 11:53 am
LOL 45
I’ve seen bigger.
lambman | September 6, 2007 at 11:55 am
lip injections have never looked good on anybody, why do people keep doing it?
abouttodie | September 6, 2007 at 11:58 am
I wonder if they injected silicone in thier hoo-hoo’s if they would look like ducks. would they dive for algae? Could you feed them bread? could you stick your tommy train in them and they would scream “Toot toot!”
sorry. bad day. My job sucks and am feeling a tish suicidal.
just passin thru | September 6, 2007 at 11:59 am
I do NOT want to see a picture of Texas Trannie’s throbbing whatever.
Texas Tranny | September 6, 2007 at 12:08 pm
@49
Not to worry.