Jessica Simpson almost quit singing when she screwed up her performance of “9 to 5″ at the Kennedy Center Honors Tribute to Dolly Parton. But Jessica’s picked herself back up and is ready to give this thing called music another try. Also, Joe Simpson told her breast implants don’t grow on trees. Anyway, here’s what Jessica had to say to E! News:
On almost quitting:
You know, what happened at Kennedy Center, I really thought I was done singin’. I was just at a place where I’d lost a lot of confidence and I didn’t even know who I was. But Dolly totally took me under her wing and helped me up and over the cares of the world.
On holding off on acting:
When it comes to acting, it’s gotta feel right for me at this point in my life. It’s gotta just be a really incredible director and production with an awesome studio and great cast…But for me right now it’s just Jessica Simpson is music.
On her recent shows where she proclaims her love of flatulence:
So I think more than anything, when I say, “Thank you for giving me a second chance,” I feel like I’m having a comeback. I’m on solid ground again. They can look to me for inspiration. I wanna be a role model.
I guess Jessica Simpson’s definition of “solid ground” involves being only one week away from watching her album completely tank causing her to contemplate a spread in Playboy to pay the bills. In the meantime, who do I pray to to make that happen: Jesus? Zeus? Joe Francis?
sam | September 3, 2008 at 9:49 am
she has diarrhea
julia bella | September 3, 2008 at 9:49 am
another “pretty” one!!
Tom Cruise | September 3, 2008 at 9:51 am
#1 and #2 suck donkey dicks while Jess sucks mine. Tools!
Spanky | September 3, 2008 at 9:54 am
Here is hoping she quits singing and starts making hard-core porn so she can support her and Tony after he blows out his knee.
Richard McBeef | September 3, 2008 at 9:55 am
@3 – Nobody is sucking your dick except Xenu, Fuckstix
Nique | September 3, 2008 at 10:00 am
She will be forgotten soon
oscar | September 3, 2008 at 10:00 am
just another reason to hate dolly.. in addition the fact that she has denied us all these years the sight of those trainwreck of a set of tits.
Nique | September 3, 2008 at 10:00 am
She will be forgotten soon
Deacon Jones | September 3, 2008 at 10:01 am
That’s the face she made when her dad used to molest her……lol
Barak Obama | September 3, 2008 at 10:01 am
She would make so much more money and have better control of her carreer if she did pay per view porn. Who wouldn’t pay to see her in action? Heck, my wife is no lesbo but even she said she would like to see that! My wife rocks, she points out a good set of tits when we are at the mall.
elmer the fudd | September 3, 2008 at 10:07 am
” It has to be a incredible director, production, awesome studio and great cast”
Please!! Try Vivid Porn Studios, they may let you be a fluffer
gerard Vandenberg | September 3, 2008 at 10:08 am
The porn-business is screaming your name!!
CAN YOU HEAR IT TOO?
grobpilot | September 3, 2008 at 10:10 am
She needs “a really incredible director and production with an awesome studio and great cast…?” Yeah, I guess somebody has to carry her along and cover up the fact that she can’t act her way out of a wet paper bag.
Porn is the way to go, girly. You know you’re “this close” to doing it and Papa Joe would be extremely proud of you.
rough daddy | September 3, 2008 at 10:17 am
the short shorts are not going anywhere anytime soon, so youll always have a career jessica!!!
Dan Quayle | September 3, 2008 at 10:18 am
Butterface!
FRIST!!! | September 3, 2008 at 10:26 am
Well!! So then we all agree that her only option is porn.
I hear she would need to take lessons..
Spanky | September 3, 2008 at 10:34 am
@9 – What makes you think he has stopped? Papa Joe is not getting rid of that anytime soon.
gro | September 3, 2008 at 10:43 am
Send that hick to Branson, MO and leave her there.
obammy | September 3, 2008 at 10:45 am
She looks like she just got DP’ed by Tony Homo and one of his offensive linemen
Racer X | September 3, 2008 at 10:48 am
FAIL.
Jeff W. | September 3, 2008 at 10:49 am
God, she’s just such a zero, isn’t she? I hate it when lower class people gain undeserved fame (see also Anna Nichole Smith). Simpson is just so dumb and talentless. I can’t wait to see what is going to happen to her once her looks begin to fade.
Yea - blah blah | September 3, 2008 at 10:51 am
Quit singing…did she ever REALLY start?
Apparently to get lots of money these days all you need to have is a so-so voice decent looks (or at least enought makeup to look decent) and cover other ppls songs. Maybe record execs should start looking at Karoke bars for new talent.
BTW:
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=605baf7cbd468c2dc9165e8320475861
Not That Guy | September 3, 2008 at 10:51 am
I couldn’t punch that talentless bitch fast enough or hard enough to make up for how shit-tastic she is.
Lola | September 3, 2008 at 10:54 am
Hey Tony Homo, still getting off on this chunky chick???? I mean she can’t sing, act or use an ounce of the 1 tsb of brain cell she has, but I can bet on anything she sucks dick better than that owl licks to get to the center of the tootsie pop…. That HAS to be the only reason why anyone would stay with this dumbass. She even looks stupid.
Randal | September 3, 2008 at 11:21 am
Stay strong Jessica! Here’s a news flash for you in case you did not read the Randal Yorker – YOU CAN SING!
You’ve got an amazing voice that carries down deep valleys and above high mountain peaks! Plus you’re radiant smile captures anyone caught in their gaze. Not Medusa like or anything though.
Keep your head high girl and keep pushing forward.
Randal
Ted Mosby | September 3, 2008 at 11:53 am
Why is she doing the bitter beer face?
Nique | September 3, 2008 at 12:49 pm
# 22: The actual link is http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=9bd3945ad132b8b3314d5e76cb276991
mofo | September 3, 2008 at 1:46 pm
She WOULD say “singin’” instead of “singing”
fuckin hick
dragon43078 | September 3, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Stop trying to sing and get naked. Thats the only thing she can do now. And the only thing that people want her to do.
MinistarFucker | September 3, 2008 at 3:58 pm
I am so happy that I never saw this airhead on TV.
Ronnie Mund | September 3, 2008 at 6:51 pm
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Ronnie Mund | September 3, 2008 at 7:02 pm
Clickable links
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NastyBedazzler | September 4, 2008 at 3:06 am
Dude what is the story with that face she is making? And what is the story with the dress she is wearing?
What is the story altogether because I’m confused as hell by this picture. Normally I think she’s cute, but here… here she just looks like The Predator.
fug | September 4, 2008 at 6:31 am
She should have quit. The world will be a better place without her music.
gerard Vandenberg | September 4, 2008 at 8:20 am
SHE THOUGHT OF FARMERS AT THE TIME?
DaVinci'sInquestFan | September 5, 2008 at 2:08 am
She’s only trying country music because her pop music career has fizzled out. This to shall pass.
Narcissist | September 21, 2008 at 7:55 am
ACTING!
Yes, when I heard rumors that the greatest film of all time…”Major Movie Star (aka Private Benjamin”, had been conceived, I knew it would have to have a really incredible director and production with an awesome studio and great cast.
It was obvious that no one but Jessica Simpson and Steve Guttenburg would have the talent necessary to make a cinematic masterpiece like that work.
Marvel at all the fine work she’s done at such a young age!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_simpson#Filmography