Before you start unzipping your pants, imagining you’re the guy on the left, I should probably inform you that that’s not the real Jessica Simpson, but a wax figure. I shit you not, my friends. I don’t think I’ve ever been so turned on by a wax figure before in my life. I wonder how much it would cost to get me one of those bad boys. Not that I’d want my very own Jessica Simpson
sex doll wax figure, but I’m just, ya know…curious.