Jessica Hart in a bikini

December 17th, 2009 // 82 Comments

Here’s Victoria’s Secret/Sports Illustrated model Jessica Hart at Bondi Beach yesterday. I know I should probably comment on the gap in her teeth, but since I love women so much, I’ve been staring directly at Jessica Hart’s breasts trying to think of a way to have meaningless sex with her. It’s all about sensitivity with me.

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  1. bonefish

    first?

  2. bobby

    FIRST

  3. who dat

    Me likey…want some.

  4. Dave ain't here, man

    Jesus wept. Even my hair is hard.

  5. Ego

    First? Damn :(

  6. DaveMan

    My god, i’d even fuck that gap in her teeth.

  7. Philospophical Phil

    If all women looked this this. life would be 10,000% better than it already is.

  8. Jill

    Who bangs her first – Leonardo DiCaprio or Tiger Woods?

  9. who dat

    She must fix those teeth. Other than that she is perfect. Rates a 9.5…my vote is leo will hit it first. Might even be his next beard.

  10. jlylec

    victoria secret has let themselves go…she’s boobless and odd looking…knobby-knee’d too.

  11. who dat

    This is the hottest woman to be posted on this site in quite a long time. (after those teeth are fixed of course)

  12. some guy

    Michael Strahan thinks the gap in her teeth is too big

  13. Dave ain't here, man

    Seriously, though. I look like Don King right now.

  14. Sardonic

    Dear Santa,

    I would like Jessica Hart as my Christmas present this year.

    Thank you very much.

  15. Luis

    Gap Teeth in her mouth, so my d@#k got to fit

  16. Luis

    Gap Teeth in her mouth, so my d@#k got to fit

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  18. I dissent!

    She’s not bad looking, but she has the same breast: waist: hip ratio as a 12 year old boy. That’s not good. But the gap in her teeth is the kind of sexy imperfection that makes her more, rather than less hot.

  19. Luis

    Gap Teeth in her mouth, so my d@#k got to fit

  20. Luis

    Gap Teeth in her mouth, so my d@#k got to fit

  21. Luis

    Gap Teeth in her mouth, so my d@#k got to fit

  22. John Daly

    Yea…but did Tiger Woods fuck her?

  23. I dissent!

    She’s not bad looking, but she has the same breast: waist: hip ratio as a 12 year old boy. That’s not good. But the gap in her teeth is the kind of sexy imperfection that makes her more, rather than less hot.

  24. The Dude

    The inside of her thighs would make wonderful winter earmuffs.

  25. F'ER

    I don’t give a shit. I’d woody her all night.

  26. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  27. Jason

    I really hope that dude in pic 19 enjoys his hair while he has it, cause it won’t be for much longer. Dude is cashin in.

  28. Richard McBeef

    She has the face of 14 year old on the body of a 19 year old.

    Those teeth…

  29. who dat

    Fuck it, I’m tired of pretending I’m straight. I’m not fooling anyone anyway.

    I love to suck cock and more than that I love a thick one up my ass. When a muscular man takes me into his beefy arms and fucks my ass in a rhythm as old as time I just go crazy! Then I like to clean him up with my sweet lips afterward. Yummy!!

    Yes, I’d rather have the guy behind her fuck me than any woman. I am a nelly queen and proud of it!

  30. Richard McBeef

    Also, is that douche in the second to last pic Dicraprio? Whoever the fuck he is, nice receding hair line. Let us know how that horseshoe works out for you in 5 years.

  31. wanna see another hot body…go to…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4N4Hqz6yko

    babe a licious

  32. Yes Virginia there a Rough daddy!

    Nothing wrong with gaps (depends how wide it is) 18 years old gaped tooth, perky boobs, hairy cracked, Madonna=raw sexuality for ya brotha…

  33. Parker

    I heart Jessica Hart’s heart-shaped bottom. I want to bury my penis in her tight behind.

  34. Dank

    What breasts??? Lets talk about that delicious ass! That way we dont have to look at that cavern between her teeth.

  35. asdf

    she’s fuckin MEH.

    no figure. wtf is with skinny models

  36. Tony

    She’s looks easy to rape if you caught her by surprise.

  37. wanna see another hot body…go to…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4N4Hqz6yko

    babe a licious

  38. wanna see another hot body…go to…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4N4Hqz6yko

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  39. See Alice

    Whats with the teeth ? Is she English ?

  40. Kelly

    she’s drop-dead gorgeous. i’d go lesbo for her. ‘Tony’… you’re fucked mate, sort your shit out

  41. Fugs

    Fat ankles

  42. Fugs

    Fat ankles

  43. Megan Fox's stubby thumbs

    I remember this chick said in an interview that she had a foot odour problem.

  44. Boogeyman King Dong

    Is she missing a tooth?! How about a golden one?!

  45. kitty_kat

    Remember when you used to have to be super-hot to be a VS model?

    This chick isn’t bad-looking, but she isn’t especially hot either. Go to any beach and you’re guaranteed to find lots of girls that look better than her. Oh how VS has fallen!

  46. canal

    also not bondi beach

  47. Yeah...

    Um okay, she has no real curves, an ugly gap in her teeth and pretty but generic face. Nothing special, hotter women on the street.

  48. And the best part, no damn tattoos.

  49. um

    @41-42

    You’re delusional.

  50. Jessica Hart has a really beautiful body. Really nice and beautiful pics.

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