Jessica Biel wears bikinis for GQ

June 20th, 2007 // 232 Comments

Jessica Biel put on a bikini for the latest issue of GQ, and in her interview talks about what it’s like being named Esquire magazine’s Sexiest Woman Alive in 2005. She says:

“At first I felt really embarrassed about it. You know, it’s a weird thing to talk about. Like, ‘Hey, guys. Guess what?’ You don’t just go telling everybody that. But after I got over that, I just started to embrace it. I started thinking, If I ever do have kids, and if they have kids, I can tell them: ‘You know what? Your grandma in 2000-and-whatever was the Sexiest Woman Alive. How about that, kids?’ That’s what I started to think about. I’ll always have that picture to say, ‘That’s what Granny used to look like.’ “

And I don’t want to alarm anybody, but looking at these pictures may or may not cause your penis to explode. And you know those pictures of me posing sexily in my basement? I wouldn’t recommend looking at those either, unless your fond of spontaneously catching on fire.


  1. cockalicious


  2. GetSome

    I just watched the movie London and y’all ought to see that before you diss her face and such. At least she’s got the balls, no pun intended, to do a lot of photoshoots sans makeup, but when she is madeup, she’s 10x hotter (in the face, the body is a no-brainer) than HoHan and the majority and others so-called hotties.

  3. aleah

    #17 — I agree with you 100%.


    #76, #89, and to all of the hating bitches that think that jessica B. is ugly! What the fuck did you take? What kind of drugs are you own, besides Mary Jane? Jessica Alba, is so damn Washed up! That Skinny Bitch absolutely have NO ASS! She barely has a shape! You can’t say that hooker, is talented, becasue her movies sucked! I don’t care how much star power tried to pull her movies, they still sucked! These pictures are the real deal! i guess all the fat Bitches are out tonight, eating ho-ho’s, gathering around the computer….lusting, and dreaming how nice it would be to be like All of the the fit, fine women! Bitch, wake up, maybe in another life!


    typo(what kind of drug’s on you on?(ON) fuck all of you bitches!

  6. swan

    Dear #104,

    I think she has a great body and overall she’s a beautiful girl, I just saw a facial resemblance to some funny things…RELAX.
    BTW, I’m not FAT and I don’t eat Ho-Ho’s. I was a runway model, so I saw tons of beautiful faces in my day. I retired when I got my doctorate two years ago. Please get your rants straight.

  7. Jrzmommy

    I know who is fat


  8. alexxx

    eh she’s not so great, her boobs are kinda saggy in one of the pictures

    i think i look better in a bikini

  9. Danny

    Man, I’d pay to see her naked. Up close.


    well….why aren’t you famous, yet alexxxx? Is it because secretly you’re a transie!

  11. Rachael

    Yeah alexx – we all know your an ugly bitch otherwise you would’nt be saying you look better than Jessica Biel in a bikini. Stop trying to make out your someone your not – otherwise post a pic of yourself and let us be the judges.


  12. She has a nice body and everything but her face is too manly lol. She looks like Geisel Bundchen..

  13. Alayney

    Normally I think she’s a very pretty girl, but her face looks like Cojo here (Steven Cojocaru). HA!

  14. captain obvious

    What happened to the badonkadonk? I thought she had a much juicier ass than that. Don’t get me wrong, she has a great body. Too bad she only likes the ladies. And as for her face…I’ve seen it look better in regular pictures of her out walking her dog on the street than in this photo op. #89 was dead on…”Kind of LAMA MEETS CAMEL and MANLY”…couldn’t have said it better as far as these pics are concerned. Maybe thats why domingo likes her…he likes the lama dong.

  15. Cant u people see that these photos are not real, anybody can look like that from a magazine photo. I’V seen her ass it’s the largest thing in the world trust me.

  16. Yourfairytale

    I don’t understand why people think she looks manly. I certainly don’t see it. That’s all woman.

    And whoever thinks Jessica Biel is too thick is a stupid little boy who has never been (and never will be) with a real woman. Grow up and get some hair on your balls and THEN talk about women.

  17. yesyeysall

    she as an awesome body, but i don’t think she’s beautiful…

  18. sophia

    wow “too thick”?? jeez, how about congrats for working out and actually eating food? alba is pretty but biel is a real woman with real curves. that makes her much more elegant than alba

  19. japhy

    My boyfriend refers to Jessia Biel as “the poor man’s Scarlett Johannsen”. However, she does have an absolutely amazing ass that I’d kill to have if I wasn’t too lazy to work out 1000 times a day.

  20. eatingcupcake

    What is a “real woman”? Why does the “real woman” have to be a “curvy woman”? Real women aren’t in how they look but how they carry themselves. Also, just because someone may not be curvy all over the place doesn’t mean they aren’t REAL women. I hate it when curvier girls insult smaller ones by saying that they are REAL women, as if you can’t be small and still be considered a woman.

  21. Browchay

    I want to lick her …

  22. Ewan

    Hot Hot

    Smokin hot man

  23. shudafuxup

    eatingcupcake, WAWAWA go cry somewhere else.

    Jessica Biel > Jessica Alba

    anddd I like how all the haters are saying she has a “manly body.”

    Be original? lol

  24. rukdngme

    she is hot. shut up, its the truth.

  25. iren33

    I’d like to have the same body!:(

  26. tdawg

    she has an amazing body but her face just doesnt have the cute factor of Alba. Alba beats her in the voice/personality department too.

  27. Sabina

    What is up with her nose, seriously? It looks like she carved it out of wax and suplerglued it on. Put a paper bag over her head though and you’ve got one hot chick…

  28. Orly

    Tramp stamp!

  29. Jessica Biel's Grandson

    man my granmomma so hot i wannta fuck her right now

  30. jus'stupid

    I would crawl over a mile of broken glass to eat teh corn out of her shit.

  31. jus'stupid

    THE corn. (Slow down butt munch)

  32. Alex

    I know you straight men have a strange way of looking at things, but what’s the big deal? Pretty girl, nice figure. Her tits are too small and her head is a bit too big; some of her features are unproportional. By no means the sexiest woman on the planet. Jessica Alba is much prettier?

  33. jus'stupid

    133 More than amouthful is a waste, but being American, i don’t mind a “little waist” Pun intended..

  34. Abdo

    Natural Beauty..That What She is..

  35. coco

    I think she is beautiful. she’s got a great smile.

  36. I can’t see all that well………there’s a big mess all over my screen.

  37. She looked so Hot In The Movie Blade 3. Now she’s so hot, I’m in 7th Heaven!
    After speaking to her in person, not only is she a beauty but she is also very intelligent, I love a woman with a beautiful mind.

    Ever wonder why I like Crustaceans?
    Me Neither!!
    I Love Meatloaf and Gravy!

    So yes!! I know Jessica Biel and y’all can just bite me!
    She’s my 3rd cousin!

  38. her body iz hott,
    but zhe muzt of
    looked at Leatherface
    way too much in
    “Chainzaw” coz her
    face iz fucked up!

  39. Sheva

    Never went for the sexiest woman alive. Never seen her in a real environment so how to say but she’s never looked better than in these pics. The photographer should be on her payroll.

    Krazikelli, your remedial English course is helping. But you still can only beat out a high school dropout for a job. From Mexico.


  40. hollow

    her face ain’t pretty
    therefore, alba> biel

  41. havoc

    Sexiest woman or not. In that 3rd pic, I’d bury my face in there……


  42. Someone

    It’s not even THAT bad, but this is the worst I’ve ever see JB look in the face. It’s one of them “make her look dirty on purpose” phot shoots. Like others said, she looks better in crappy ‘razzi shots from the street, yet when made up she looks incredible. She has some weird this, and some weird that, but you all gotta admit she’s DAMN FINE.

  43. LeeLee

    She makes me want to kill myself. Sickest body ever.

  44. omg i’m jerking off right now, she’s definitely good enough to eat!

  45. Sportsdvl

    The only way she’s the World’s Hottest Woman is if the contest was only held for “below the neck”. Great body, butter face.

  46. StoneRose

    She looks great –

    - healthy, happy, strong.

    I only wish I had as much time to devote to working out, being active, and looking hot!!

  47. BlohansDeviatedSeptum

    She has a face?

    I hadn’t noticed.

    It’s hard to believe she and Nichole Ritchie are the same gender.

  48. Nice Body Biel

    Body? Niiiiice… Face? Not so much.

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