Jessica Biel put on a bikini for the latest issue of GQ, and in her interview talks about what it’s like being named Esquire magazine’s Sexiest Woman Alive in 2005. She says:
“At first I felt really embarrassed about it. You know, it’s a weird thing to talk about. Like, ‘Hey, guys. Guess what?’ You don’t just go telling everybody that. But after I got over that, I just started to embrace it. I started thinking, If I ever do have kids, and if they have kids, I can tell them: ‘You know what? Your grandma in 2000-and-whatever was the Sexiest Woman Alive. How about that, kids?’ That’s what I started to think about. I’ll always have that picture to say, ‘That’s what Granny used to look like.’ “
And I don’t want to alarm anybody, but looking at these pictures may or may not cause your penis to explode. And you know those pictures of me posing sexily in my basement? I wouldn’t recommend looking at those either, unless your fond of spontaneously catching on fire.
JC | June 20, 2007 at 6:50 pm
dam shes hot but her grandma theory is a litte weird
Steve-Dave | June 20, 2007 at 6:51 pm
Third!
sophi | June 20, 2007 at 6:51 pm
she’s so hot!! and elegant!
SoDisgusted | June 20, 2007 at 6:51 pm
1st
Pikachelsea | June 20, 2007 at 6:57 pm
It’ll be pretty funny if her kids/grandkids are fat ugly porkers. “Just so you know, I was only, oh, the hottest woman alive back in my day. No pressure tho! LOL!”
Cynthia | June 20, 2007 at 6:59 pm
6th!
What a minute…
Frank Lee | June 20, 2007 at 7:00 pm
drool
domingoflores | June 20, 2007 at 7:01 pm
hahah thats funnay #5 yea what a weird thought she had…anyway i really think she is pretty fucking close to perfect…and to all of you obsessed with saying first. go eat a fucking nutsack you dumbfucks are so gay that even if elizabeth hurley was naked on playboy you would rather say first than to look at the pictures…NICE PICTURES BIEL! =)
Superbee | June 20, 2007 at 7:02 pm
eighth!!! boingggg……hey that’s an eight too :)
Donkey | June 20, 2007 at 7:04 pm
Biel is much hotter than Alba!!!!!
Rachael | June 20, 2007 at 7:04 pm
she puts all the skin and bone models to shame. She looks gorgeous. Justin is one lucky guy.
Definately an upgrade from Cameron.
Hollard | June 20, 2007 at 7:05 pm
BEST ASS IN THE WORLD. FUCKING AMAZING. WHY DONT THEY TAKE MORE ASS SHOTS OF CELEBRITIES I DONT UNDERSTAND. SO HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Wanky | June 20, 2007 at 7:08 pm
i cant wait till shes a grandma!!
15piecesofflare | June 20, 2007 at 7:09 pm
She gorgeous I have to say. And refreshing.
theoriginalmilf | June 20, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Nice to finally see pics of a decent-looking broad on this site. Biel’s a natural beauty.
Donkey | June 20, 2007 at 7:12 pm
Damn right Justin’s lucky… He bangs Brit when she was hot, not to mention it was her first time. Then he gets this “missle twister”?
miss oblivious | June 20, 2007 at 7:14 pm
What’s wrong with her face in these pics? I thought she was prettier than that, but her face looks weeeird here. She’s got a great figure, but it looks like she’s going the way of the typical hollywood star and losing too much meat. And of course they’ve all got to strip down and do the bikini thing, don’t they? All that being said, I know she’s an attractive girl w/ a great bod; but there’s just something “off” about her. I don’t sense the real, genuine, feminine thing going on. I just always get this lesbo vibe from her. And I think Justin is just her beard. I think she’s just workin’ the sex symbol thing because she knows what it takes to get ahead in hollywood. I bet she’s one smart cookie. But I wouldn’t undress around her.
Jesus-The-Ever-Loving-Christ | June 20, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Just like I made her…. Damn I’m GOOD.
Dad bless me…
Jesus Humphrey Christ
eXtasyStef | June 20, 2007 at 7:16 pm
I still think Alba’s hotter.
Donkey | June 20, 2007 at 7:17 pm
#18
Don’t forget to stop, drop, and roll. I think you may have some fire in your future.
ssdd | June 20, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Nice body etc etc… but there is just something about her face that is just not pretty and I can’t put my finger on it…
domingoflores | June 20, 2007 at 7:19 pm
17 you are jealous…have you seen the video of her dancing around at some talk show…if she isn’t feminine, you seriously need to was your ass
Melinda | June 20, 2007 at 7:19 pm
She’s gorgeous. WTF does she see in Justin T? I think he is so fugly.
domingoflores | June 20, 2007 at 7:20 pm
WAX
miss oblivious | June 20, 2007 at 7:20 pm
#16, hate to break it to you, but rumor has it Britney wasn’t a virgin when she was w/ Justin. I saw some show on the E channel a long time ago where they interviewed her very first boyfriend. And he very much eluded to the fact that(despite all the media blitz around her losing her virginity)Britney wasn’t a virgin when she was w/ Justin, and he, in fact was her real devirginator. I wouldn’t have bought it, if it weren’t for the fact that he started talking abt all these times they spent in his p’s basement…and then had a photo of a very young Brit in her bra (probably the only time she wore one!) , which he supposedly took in his parents basement, to back it up. huh-huh! (not that anyone really cares anymore, but it does just go to show you what a poser she is).
domingoflores | June 20, 2007 at 7:21 pm
and you get the lesbo vibe because you want to lick her clit.
nuclearzombie | June 20, 2007 at 7:21 pm
She’s sooo much hotter than Alba.
Jesus-The-Ever-Loving-Christ | June 20, 2007 at 7:23 pm
#10 – Watch yourself my lamb… There is a little known Proverb I never got around to telling Solomon….
Never compare a Ferrari to Lamborghini. If you can drive either, you are blessed…
Now stop talking smack about my Lamborghini…
eatingcupcake | June 20, 2007 at 7:24 pm
I don’t see the hype about her. She’s kinda manly to me, and her face is nothing special. At least Jessica Alba is pretty.
domingoflores | June 20, 2007 at 7:25 pm
miss oblivious lost her virginity to a hot dog i have pictures
eatingcupcake | June 20, 2007 at 7:25 pm
Jessica Alba’s coloring and features are much more attractive. She’s more feminine and not as masculine as Jessica Biel. She also has a nicer face.
schack | June 20, 2007 at 7:26 pm
her face used to be gorgeous- too bad she gave herself a triangle for a nose and slugs for lips
lalala | June 20, 2007 at 7:28 pm
i thought she was lesbian, is she with justin??? yummy he’s hot, she’s pretty too, nice body
BIG SNOOP DOGG | June 20, 2007 at 7:30 pm
She is sexy as Fuck! Damn! JT have a winner on his hands! He lips look so damn delicious! I COULD SEE THEM AROUND MY PENIS!
BIG SNOOP DOGG | June 20, 2007 at 7:30 pm
She is sexy as Fuck! Damn! JT have a winner on his hands! He lips look so damn delicious! I COULD SEE THEM AROUND MY PENIS!
BIG SNOOP DOGG | June 20, 2007 at 7:31 pm
TYPO(HER LIPS) i COULD ALSO SEE THEM KISSING MY NECK, BEFORE SHE GOT BEND OVER, SO I COULD RAM HER!
schack | June 20, 2007 at 7:34 pm
now she looks like a jack-o-lantern with a hemmaroid donut for a mouth
schack | June 20, 2007 at 7:35 pm
we all know you meant HE lips, snoop
Donkey | June 20, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Biel is so much more hotter than Alba… it’s like comparing the difference of shooting a bullet and throwing a bullet.
Alba has a nice little round ass and that’s it. After seeing her in the latest “Fantastic Four”, I realize how fucked up looking she is. Of course this is MY opinion.
Rachael | June 20, 2007 at 7:37 pm
What’s with all the Jessica Alba fans?! Talk about steal Jessica Biel’s thunder! At least Jessica Biel has talent whereas Alba is a talentless bitch and has only got anywhere because of the way she looks.
BIG SNOOP DOGG | June 20, 2007 at 7:37 pm
I MEANT HER LIPS, JACK OFF JUICE!
eatingcupcake | June 20, 2007 at 7:41 pm
Yeah but if everyone is talking about LOOKS which everyone is, and the post is dedicated to how she looks, than Jessica Alba totally beats her. She has better style, and she doesn’t look manly. Also, I don’t see the talent in Jessica Biel. Because she was on 7th heaven? Big deal. She looked nothing special on that either.
http://television.gearlive.com/blogimages/jessica_biel.jpg
Nothing special.
Jens | June 20, 2007 at 7:43 pm
First!
Whatever | June 20, 2007 at 7:45 pm
Ever since Alba has been on the scene she has always been showing off her ass whereas Biel has always been more conservative and showing off her talent.
She is even going to be in an upcoming movie with Adam Sandler – Alba wouldn’t have a chance in hell in starring in a movie with him – why? because she has no talent!
Alba is “Nothing Special”.
STRAWBERRY 23 | June 20, 2007 at 7:50 pm
Jessica Alba, sucks! She don’t have nothing going on! This chick totally beats her! Jessica Alba, was cute before she lost all of that weight that she use to look good carrying! Oh, Jessica A. Played in those wack-ass movies, that’s what #42, was talking about, he/she probably wants to eat Jessica A. cupcake! Sorry, but this bitch sucks all around!
SaraDevil | June 20, 2007 at 7:50 pm
I can only continue to sincerely hope that she is so much a lesbian. Please, please, let her be a lesbian.
eatingcupcake | June 20, 2007 at 7:55 pm
I’m just stating my opinion, and I think Jessica Biel is manly. And clearly this post is about HER LOOKS, not her talent. Adam Sandler? Man, how lucky is she. I mean, ADAM SANDLER, he’s been in some GREAT movies. Jessica Alba may not have great acting skills, but in terms of looks, she is much more attractive. My OPINION, and whatever anyone says about masculine Jessica Biel won’t change it. And Jessica Alba was in movies with stars on the same caliber as Adam Sandler, if that’s what you were getting at, #44.
chill | June 20, 2007 at 7:55 pm
*KABOOM*
there goes my penis,
but worth it, totally worth it
Brian | June 20, 2007 at 8:00 pm
these pictures are great, but i wish they had more butt shots.
yeah, i guess you can say my dick exploded, but now i have to clean my keyboard and my screen, it’s a mess!!!
Ponk | June 20, 2007 at 8:04 pm
#48/#49 – Have you guys ever seen a movie called Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion??
There’s this guy in it who has to carry around a huge notebook because everytime he see’s Michelle he gets a huge erection.
That what you guys sound like – no composure and get nervous around hot girls.