Jessica Biel wears bikinis for GQ

June 20th, 2007 // 232 Comments

Jessica Biel put on a bikini for the latest issue of GQ, and in her interview talks about what it’s like being named Esquire magazine’s Sexiest Woman Alive in 2005. She says:

“At first I felt really embarrassed about it. You know, it’s a weird thing to talk about. Like, ‘Hey, guys. Guess what?’ You don’t just go telling everybody that. But after I got over that, I just started to embrace it. I started thinking, If I ever do have kids, and if they have kids, I can tell them: ‘You know what? Your grandma in 2000-and-whatever was the Sexiest Woman Alive. How about that, kids?’ That’s what I started to think about. I’ll always have that picture to say, ‘That’s what Granny used to look like.’ “

And I don’t want to alarm anybody, but looking at these pictures may or may not cause your penis to explode. And you know those pictures of me posing sexily in my basement? I wouldn’t recommend looking at those either, unless your fond of spontaneously catching on fire.


  1. JC

    dam shes hot but her grandma theory is a litte weird

  2. sophi

    she’s so hot!! and elegant!

  3. Pikachelsea

    It’ll be pretty funny if her kids/grandkids are fat ugly porkers. “Just so you know, I was only, oh, the hottest woman alive back in my day. No pressure tho! LOL!”

  4. Cynthia


    What a minute…

  5. Frank Lee


  6. domingoflores

    hahah thats funnay #5 yea what a weird thought she had…anyway i really think she is pretty fucking close to perfect…and to all of you obsessed with saying first. go eat a fucking nutsack you dumbfucks are so gay that even if elizabeth hurley was naked on playboy you would rather say first than to look at the pictures…NICE PICTURES BIEL! =)

  7. Superbee

    eighth!!! boingggg……hey that’s an eight too :)

  8. Donkey

    Biel is much hotter than Alba!!!!!

  9. Rachael

    she puts all the skin and bone models to shame. She looks gorgeous. Justin is one lucky guy.
    Definately an upgrade from Cameron.

  10. Hollard


  11. Wanky

    i cant wait till shes a grandma!!

  12. 15piecesofflare

    She gorgeous I have to say. And refreshing.

  13. theoriginalmilf

    Nice to finally see pics of a decent-looking broad on this site. Biel’s a natural beauty.

  14. Donkey

    Damn right Justin’s lucky… He bangs Brit when she was hot, not to mention it was her first time. Then he gets this “missle twister”?

  15. miss oblivious

    What’s wrong with her face in these pics? I thought she was prettier than that, but her face looks weeeird here. She’s got a great figure, but it looks like she’s going the way of the typical hollywood star and losing too much meat. And of course they’ve all got to strip down and do the bikini thing, don’t they? All that being said, I know she’s an attractive girl w/ a great bod; but there’s just something “off” about her. I don’t sense the real, genuine, feminine thing going on. I just always get this lesbo vibe from her. And I think Justin is just her beard. I think she’s just workin’ the sex symbol thing because she knows what it takes to get ahead in hollywood. I bet she’s one smart cookie. But I wouldn’t undress around her.

  16. Jesus-The-Ever-Loving-Christ

    Just like I made her…. Damn I’m GOOD.
    Dad bless me…

    Jesus Humphrey Christ

  17. I still think Alba’s hotter.

  18. Donkey

    Don’t forget to stop, drop, and roll. I think you may have some fire in your future.

  19. ssdd

    Nice body etc etc… but there is just something about her face that is just not pretty and I can’t put my finger on it…

  20. domingoflores

    17 you are jealous…have you seen the video of her dancing around at some talk show…if she isn’t feminine, you seriously need to was your ass

  21. Melinda

    She’s gorgeous. WTF does she see in Justin T? I think he is so fugly.

  22. domingoflores


  23. miss oblivious

    #16, hate to break it to you, but rumor has it Britney wasn’t a virgin when she was w/ Justin. I saw some show on the E channel a long time ago where they interviewed her very first boyfriend. And he very much eluded to the fact that(despite all the media blitz around her losing her virginity)Britney wasn’t a virgin when she was w/ Justin, and he, in fact was her real devirginator. I wouldn’t have bought it, if it weren’t for the fact that he started talking abt all these times they spent in his p’s basement…and then had a photo of a very young Brit in her bra (probably the only time she wore one!) , which he supposedly took in his parents basement, to back it up. huh-huh! (not that anyone really cares anymore, but it does just go to show you what a poser she is).

  24. domingoflores

    and you get the lesbo vibe because you want to lick her clit.

  25. nuclearzombie

    She’s sooo much hotter than Alba.

  26. Jesus-The-Ever-Loving-Christ

    #10 – Watch yourself my lamb… There is a little known Proverb I never got around to telling Solomon….

    Never compare a Ferrari to Lamborghini. If you can drive either, you are blessed…

    Now stop talking smack about my Lamborghini…

  27. eatingcupcake

    I don’t see the hype about her. She’s kinda manly to me, and her face is nothing special. At least Jessica Alba is pretty.

  28. domingoflores

    miss oblivious lost her virginity to a hot dog i have pictures

  29. eatingcupcake

    Jessica Alba’s coloring and features are much more attractive. She’s more feminine and not as masculine as Jessica Biel. She also has a nicer face.

  30. schack

    her face used to be gorgeous- too bad she gave herself a triangle for a nose and slugs for lips

  31. lalala

    i thought she was lesbian, is she with justin??? yummy he’s hot, she’s pretty too, nice body


    She is sexy as Fuck! Damn! JT have a winner on his hands! He lips look so damn delicious! I COULD SEE THEM AROUND MY PENIS!


    She is sexy as Fuck! Damn! JT have a winner on his hands! He lips look so damn delicious! I COULD SEE THEM AROUND MY PENIS!



  35. schack

    now she looks like a jack-o-lantern with a hemmaroid donut for a mouth

  36. schack

    we all know you meant HE lips, snoop

  37. Donkey

    Biel is so much more hotter than Alba… it’s like comparing the difference of shooting a bullet and throwing a bullet.
    Alba has a nice little round ass and that’s it. After seeing her in the latest “Fantastic Four”, I realize how fucked up looking she is. Of course this is MY opinion.

  38. Rachael

    What’s with all the Jessica Alba fans?! Talk about steal Jessica Biel’s thunder! At least Jessica Biel has talent whereas Alba is a talentless bitch and has only got anywhere because of the way she looks.



  40. eatingcupcake

    Yeah but if everyone is talking about LOOKS which everyone is, and the post is dedicated to how she looks, than Jessica Alba totally beats her. She has better style, and she doesn’t look manly. Also, I don’t see the talent in Jessica Biel. Because she was on 7th heaven? Big deal. She looked nothing special on that either.

    Nothing special.

  41. Jens


  42. Whatever

    Ever since Alba has been on the scene she has always been showing off her ass whereas Biel has always been more conservative and showing off her talent.

    She is even going to be in an upcoming movie with Adam Sandler – Alba wouldn’t have a chance in hell in starring in a movie with him – why? because she has no talent!

    Alba is “Nothing Special”.


    Jessica Alba, sucks! She don’t have nothing going on! This chick totally beats her! Jessica Alba, was cute before she lost all of that weight that she use to look good carrying! Oh, Jessica A. Played in those wack-ass movies, that’s what #42, was talking about, he/she probably wants to eat Jessica A. cupcake! Sorry, but this bitch sucks all around!

  44. I can only continue to sincerely hope that she is so much a lesbian. Please, please, let her be a lesbian.

  45. eatingcupcake

    I’m just stating my opinion, and I think Jessica Biel is manly. And clearly this post is about HER LOOKS, not her talent. Adam Sandler? Man, how lucky is she. I mean, ADAM SANDLER, he’s been in some GREAT movies. Jessica Alba may not have great acting skills, but in terms of looks, she is much more attractive. My OPINION, and whatever anyone says about masculine Jessica Biel won’t change it. And Jessica Alba was in movies with stars on the same caliber as Adam Sandler, if that’s what you were getting at, #44.

  46. chill

    there goes my penis,
    but worth it, totally worth it

  47. Brian

    these pictures are great, but i wish they had more butt shots.
    yeah, i guess you can say my dick exploded, but now i have to clean my keyboard and my screen, it’s a mess!!!

  48. Ponk

    #48/#49 – Have you guys ever seen a movie called Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion??
    There’s this guy in it who has to carry around a huge notebook because everytime he see’s Michelle he gets a huge erection.
    That what you guys sound like – no composure and get nervous around hot girls.

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