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willers | January 23, 2007 at 1:37 am
1st?!
aaaand Jesus! she’s looking nice
itspeiday | January 23, 2007 at 1:49 am
2nd.
shes so gorgeous!
sigmanu | January 23, 2007 at 2:07 am
She’s hot, but she’s got some he-mana shoulders going on and some muscular looking arms for a chick. Where is Jeter?
knowhere | January 23, 2007 at 2:30 am
she needs a month at Atrophy Spa. apart from that … boingggggg
allgravybaby | January 23, 2007 at 2:47 am
shes so gorgeous!
hendero | January 23, 2007 at 3:48 am
Based on pic 2, the “Jessica Biel is a lesbian” rumors look pretty likely.
Awesome!
huegwagn | January 23, 2007 at 3:53 am
To quote Mort Goldman, “ding!”
IVAN | January 23, 2007 at 3:55 am
I don’t usually get excited about the bikini shots shown in here.. But dear god, that girl is just craving to be penetrated by my penis. I just know she is..
saradevil | January 23, 2007 at 3:59 am
If I’m not back from Puerto Rico in two weeks…then I’m a very lucky woman.
anony | January 23, 2007 at 4:27 am
Fantastic thighs and ass.
Matt Duke | January 23, 2007 at 4:35 am
She’s built like a linebacker and has a butterface. I don’t know what the big deal is. Give me some Alyssia Milano any day over this piece of crap.
VeryLiberating.com | January 23, 2007 at 5:00 am
Woo woo!
http://www.VeryLiberating.com
VeryLiberating.com | January 23, 2007 at 5:02 am
Woo woo!!!
Stasmi | January 23, 2007 at 5:07 am
She has a smokin’ bod but still looks healthy. If only the other Hollywood chicks would pay attention (Jessica Alba, that means you!).
http://triggur.org/contagion/?src=Stacey
raquel | January 23, 2007 at 5:34 am
Jessica Biel’s hot. she’s every man’s fantasy. make that, every man’s gay fantasy. it’s been said that every straight guy has a gay fantasy, and she’s perfect for it. you embrace and kiss. except she’s kissing a little too hard and holding you a little too tight with those muscular arms. you can barely breathe. perfect. you throw her on the bed and get on top of her. except you think maybe you were just standing there and she lifted you off your feet and suplexed you onto the bed. she’s so strong she didn’t even grunt from the effort. perfect. you pound away as hard as you can, with her screaming “harder” the whole time. except it’s not actually a scream of passion, it’s more like a low, gutteral command that you’re sort of afraid to disobey. each time she barks it, you get harder, but at the same time your balls panic and try to race back into your body cavity. finally you’re exhausted, unable to move, and that’s when she flips you over and straps on the dildo. now admit it guys, what happens next is the part of the masturbation fantasy that always makes you cum.
so yeah, she’s hot. totally.
mrs.t | January 23, 2007 at 5:41 am
Damn, racquel. When Edna gets her lard ass out of bed, you are gonna be REPORTED with extreme prejudice.
mrs.t | January 23, 2007 at 5:43 am
And Dear God, that ass. I keep having visions of her popping volleyballs between the cheeks.
I can’t wait until she’s officially out.
Captain Walleye | January 23, 2007 at 5:45 am
Holy shit, Raquel…you are right on. Good writing.
Binky | January 23, 2007 at 5:46 am
I’m not an expert in ping-pong type racquets, but to me it looks a bit …gay… but probably swings both ways.
BarbadoSlim | January 23, 2007 at 5:55 am
hahahaahahaha
This would be 100% perfect, if it wasn’t for her monster hard-on.
JessW | January 23, 2007 at 5:58 am
Since when is this a Jessica Beil watching party? Move on!
uncle_rico | January 23, 2007 at 6:02 am
Okay people. Within the last week we have seen Jessica Biel in 3 seperate settings. Last week on the boat with her hand on a girls arm. At the Golden Globes tapping Maria Menuonos ass and picking up vibrating panties, and today, in a bikini, practically embracing another girl looking quite abit like the girl on said boat. Add to this her masculine build, the fact that we never hear who she is dating and this mystery woman, and we must, as educated adults, assume that Jessica Biel is in fact a really really hot peice of ass. What, you thought I was going to say something different?
jrzmommy | January 23, 2007 at 6:03 am
Someone explain the ruffles.
BarbadoSlim | January 23, 2007 at 6:05 am
Oh, and you da’man raquel!! thread ownership was established.
mrs.t | January 23, 2007 at 6:19 am
jrz-the ruffles are her vain attempt at femininity. It’s way too similar to the Bear-in-a-Tutu at the circus, though, isn’t it?
JessicaCha | January 23, 2007 at 6:24 am
am i the only one who thinks the superfish forgot what celeb gossip was?
black sunshine | January 23, 2007 at 6:29 am
DONKER!!!
JessicaCha is just jealous of it.
BarbadoSlim | January 23, 2007 at 6:29 am
THE OSCAR NOMS ARE OUT!!!!!
come on come come on!
F-Sucker | January 23, 2007 at 6:30 am
If you don’t think this woman is hot, then you’re either blind, stupid, or gay.
And if she is a lesbian, it just makes her HOTTER.
DancingQueen | January 23, 2007 at 6:36 am
Yeah it’s like the Superfish guy gets hung up on one chick for awhile and that’s ALL he thinks about. Listen you obsessive compulsive little mouth breather, bring on some real gossip pronto! Not hot chicks in bikinis 24/7. We can get this shit anywhere.
RichPort | January 23, 2007 at 6:38 am
I’ll make her Puerto Rican… by injection. And she blows my mind too… I’d just like her to aim a little lower. Sorry folks, she may be about the closest thing to white girl perfection Hollywood has to offer. Yea, she’s a bit muscular, if that sort of thing intimidates you, but I’m sure I could still kick her ass. Or did I mean to say lick..? Fuck it, sandy and all.
Call me Jessica! I’ll be waiting…
jrzmommy | January 23, 2007 at 6:49 am
25–Bingo-Yes, Bear in circus on tightrope! hee hee hee!!!
StoneRose | January 23, 2007 at 6:50 am
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wedgeone | January 23, 2007 at 6:54 am
#25 – riding a unicycle nonetheless. Good imagery.
While she is smokin’ I can’t help but look at pic #2 and say “Yep, she’s playing on the other side. Guess that action I’ll never see.”
I can’t wait to see her at the Oscars in 25 years. She’ll walk out and the band will start playing her theme song …
“she walked up to me and she asked me to dance. I asked her her name and in a gutt-ral voice she said Bi-eeeee-l! Bi-e-e-e-eeee-el! Bi-e-e-e-eeee-eeeeeeeel!”
cole007 | January 23, 2007 at 6:55 am
Good lord. Ok, to the previous epic post…Homer? Is this your Iliad?
I am so happy we are finally fawning over someone who is healthy and looks like a real woman. One that could kick my ass, but a woman!
As an aside, I am not sure, but I think I just burned a whole through my panties with scorching lust and desire.
((homer simpson drool here))
Dr.kevinpothead | January 23, 2007 at 6:55 am
shes fuckin smokin….blows alba’s ass out of the water thats for sure
jrzmommy | January 23, 2007 at 6:58 am
Yeah, that second picture almost looks like Katie Holmes is on the other team, too.
whatRwordsworth | January 23, 2007 at 6:59 am
#22 & #26 — I’m not sure if I could ever get sick of seeing photos of JB — don’t hate, appreciate. She is ferociously fierce.
What channel airs 7th Heaven reruns? (I think it was 7th Heaven)
kjc | January 23, 2007 at 7:06 am
Oi! 33
If you are going to quote someone it is only right to give them credit dickwad! The Streets might be a bit shit but still!!
other than that i’m a straight girl and i definately would (strap on and all raquel!)
Morticia | January 23, 2007 at 7:06 am
Superfish your site is starting to remind me of something a 15 year old boy would run. Nothing but pictures of bitches in bikinis. Boring.
kjc | January 23, 2007 at 7:09 am
Don’t know why people think it’s boring!!
Guys get to drool
Girls get to bitch!
Everyone’s happy!
KeiraKnightleyFan | January 23, 2007 at 7:16 am
I’m just glad to see someone kicking Paris, Linday, and Britney out of the limelight. Jessica seems like a normal, healthy girl with an added bonus – an IQ above 5. I’d much rather see someone like her getting all the attention.
Even though she does make me regret this chocolate doughnut in my mouth. Dammth.
spatz | January 23, 2007 at 7:31 am
god damn this fucking site sucks dick. ok superfish guy you have a crush on jessica biels ass. we get it. now can you get back to to posting funny stories please?
combustion8 | January 23, 2007 at 7:39 am
keep up the good work fish, us straight guys appreciate it.
Mick | January 23, 2007 at 7:40 am
From the waist down it looks like a man wearing a little girl’s skirt.
I don’t find this chick to be hot. Not at all.
hendero | January 23, 2007 at 7:42 am
c’mon #43, surely Mr. Fish still has some comedy credit for the fool pitying line from a few stories before. As for Jessica’s ass – Biel-icious! I’d tap it like a woodpecker in a pine tree.
Mick | January 23, 2007 at 7:43 am
Thunder Thighs. What a man!
metaphor | January 23, 2007 at 7:45 am
She’s average are you people blind or gay or what.Why is she hot? Where are the exceptional facial features? Does she have beautiful eyes? No. Does she have a beautiful mouth? No. She does however have man shoulders and the physique of a middlewight boxer.
I cant believe you people are getting so excited about miss average there. You lot seriously need to get out more if you think THAT is hot.
Naid | January 23, 2007 at 7:46 am
she does have alot of muscle, but i’d prefer that over stick thin bitches… Yeh, she looks good, yeh, id do her (and im a girl), i’d also let her beat me up if she wanted too, at least then i could die happy knowing her wonderful hands had touched me in some way!
Coronado | January 23, 2007 at 7:51 am
Is that an 18 inch penis hanging down from Jessica’s leg on the second pic or merely the leg of the girl holding her hips?