I am so sick and tired of seeing these hot celebs in bathing suits getting SUNTANS, and I’m in the Pacific NW freezing my ASS off in 3 feet of snow!!!
I know I said before that I didn’t know who this chick is, but I finally remember. I loved her in Flashdance!!!
The fact that this site continues to post pornography in plain view for kids to see has prompted me to co-found a new organization I call CLAMP (Christian Legion Against Media Pornography). Many people have left their old places of worship and have joined CLAMP to stop disgusting posts and images in media. They have realized I am in direct communication with the Lord and will lead them straight up to heaven. Amen, and I have REPORTED! this site once again.
With Jessica Alba’s anorexic body looking more and more like that of a pre-pubescent boy’s, I think it’s official:
Jessica Biel now has the best ass in Hollywood.
We rap all the time.
Oh, we are so good at rapping!
Who wants to mess with us?
You’ll totally get shot with a gun!
Boo- boo- boopidy – boop – boop di doo!
Sorry for the double post….
Yo, check my style out…
What a fancy shindig,
There are some real bodacious babes!
They see our soggy trunks!
And they shake their boobies, and my thingie gets excited!
Sometimes a man must spelunk in a valley between perfect hills.
You can start by CLAMPing my schlong Edna.
You are on thin ice.
i’m a little worried, that pic has been up a long time…she might have to pinch off her midday loaf…ruins the mood…or does it?
Hey, Edna……….report THIS *drops trou*
The Lord called…..he says if you don’t shut the fuck up, he’s going to stick it in your big fat pimply ass!!!
Sorry guys, but if you view the top picture in super-high resolution, you can see that she has a tiny tatoo on her butt that says “Innies Only.”
Hey, Edna, zip it before I send Lesbianesque and DanYELL over to your house.
Edna’s trying to figure out how to report a really bony ass.
I have seven names and counting that I’m going to fax to Homeland Security, who else wants on the list?
Edna- if I send you a picture of my delicious manaconda, will you send that to Homeland Security? I honestly would love softly nibble on your cooter.
EDNA???? You cock-loving waist-titted sex pistol… how the fuck are you? I have family that works for DHS in the Ethnic Asshole Trauma and Miscommunicated Efforts committee (aka EATME). EATME has decided that your rants may well be accurate and are requesting to play tonsil hockey with my nutsack to prove whether or not your complaints are vaild. You know the old addage: you have to give some head to get ahead.
OOH! ME! Put me on your list, Edna!!
We did it again Jrz…
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