Dear Mischa Barton: See? Cellulite is not universal.
My day is made!!!
What is she-carved out of a slab of golden-bronze marble? She is a buttery-smooth superhero.
Yes-upon a second inspection, that IS the Justice League speedboat. I knew it.
That is a keen observation and I do believe you’re correct. Please subscribe me to your newsletter.
He is very sexy, but since I’m not gay I’d rather tap the green bikini gal.
19–Good morning to you fake jrzmommy. You’re up and at ’em awfully early this morning. Did the “voices” wake you up again?
Why do her tits look screwed and bolted on?
She’s definitely a dude. Shoot,look at her her two gigantic balls in the last 4 pics.
Sorry, but the rack in the bikini doesn’t look as big as the one in the P.Daddy photo from Friday. Something is rotten in Denmark – damn WonderBra’s!!
Mr. Fish, please list an address where I can forward my dry cleaning bills to you. I’ve torn through yet another zipper. And I had this one reenforced with kryptonite, to no avail. Many thanks.
#28 – Did you every notice that the word ‘awfully’ is an anagram for FU Wally? Wierd how that works…
#17 – Trust your instincts… someone’s got a raging hard on the size of a rice grain for me…
I notice it NOW! And you are so right.
What a fatty. She should really stop eating.
I think there’s some confusion because pics of Jessica have been mixed here with archival pics of East German olympic swimmer Kornelia Ender (note the steroid-enhanced musculature in the deltoid and trapezius regions).
her ass brings me to tears.
and, doing a quick check, she seems scoliosis and kyphosis free.
Hi Donald Rack!
her buns could really use my hotdog right about now- give her a good piece of meat to fill her up right!!
It does appear that she has scoliosis, as her back is all pinned up to make it straight. Which would explain those pictures about a month or so ago of her doing exercises outside, throwing the ball up against the wall, and bending her legs. All on the doctor’s order I’d surmise.
Commenting as a Guest
Sign in or Join.