Jessica Biel should do things to me

May 12th, 2009 // 68 Comments

Here’s Jessica Biel looking all kinds of hot at the Manhattan premiere of Easy Virtue last night. I’ve always equated marriage with getting a vasectomy from a chainsaw, but I’d marry this woman today. Provided we could still see other people. — Ha! Kidding. I meant just me.

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  1. I’m glad I’m no FAGGOT like justin, folks!!

  2. whomever

    she’s fucking gorgeous, end of. the dudes who think she’s too “manly” are probably skinny-ass little pussies who like their girls to be 5′ and 90lbs so they can “control” them.

  3. she is very gorgeous
    like her
    want more click on name

  4. greg

    Trannie.

    She is a gay man dressed as a woman.

  5. SomeChick

    She’s gorgeous and in shape. I wouldn’t mind a body like that at all.

    Why are you all so hard pressed to find flaws where none exist? She’s literally flawless. You’re all quick to judge stars’ cellulite and now JBiel has ZERO fat and she’s considered too fit. You need to pick a POV and stick with it. Clearly you’re all self-conscious of your own sub-par images.

    Again- She’s a piece. Go get her, Superfish!

  6. what?

    you know what’s weird? every guy here saying they’d either fuck her because she’s hot, or they wouldn’t because she’s too manly.

    well lucky for all you boys out there who don’t want her, she doesn’t want to fuck any of you either! she’s doing her thing and couldn’t care less if you think she’s hot or not.

    Here you all are judging her… maybe you should look in the mirror and find all your own flaws. At least she’s rich. What about your bitch tits, beer bellies, acne scars.

    Wake up. People are judging you too. You walk by and people pick you apart behind your back too.

    I’m not a Jessica Biel fan. She makes ok movies and she’s pretty. She’s not perfect but neither am I so who the fuck cares. Stop trying to make yourselves feel better by picking everyone else apart. It’s disgusting.

  7. I wonder if she’ll eat Chinese food… offa my pants..?

  8. everyone's nuts

    She’s just plain and simply goddamned gorgeous.

  9. Cartman

    She’s beautiful.

    I’d hit it.. twice even.

  10. That dress is incredibly pretty.

  11. angeleyes

    wow, this woman is stunning. soft skin, pretty features, rock hard body.

    you naysayers are messed up. you wish you had half her physique. i would like to see you in that dress.

  12. Audrey

    She’s gorgeous. She’s classy, elegant and fits my ideal description of a lovely lady. Her xomplexion is so radiant :)

  13. Audrey

    She’s gorgeous. She’s classy, elegant and fits my ideal description of a lovely lady. Her xomplexion is so radiant :)

  14. Audrey

    She’s gorgeous. She’s classy, elegant and fits my ideal description of a lovely lady. Her xomplexion is so radiant :)

  15. BrandiLye

    She is totally fyne. This is about the most ladylike I’ve ever seen her. Justin should definitely keep her around. She’ll become heavier way later in life than most women, if she ever does gain much weight.

    Justin loves those sporty broads, Brit in her day had that tomboy thing. Guess he needs something to balance out his feminine qualities. It is not sexy for a white boy to pay such detailed attention to his clothing. I’d still take him anyday.

  16. ted

    With make up she is pretty, without make up however she is ugly.
    She isn’t a natural beauty.

  17. boo

    haters should first look at themselves in the mirror

  18. debutante

    She looks great. Gorgeous girl, BUT…. the lips are a bit overdone.

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