Jessica Biel should do things to me

The Superficial | May 12, 2009 - 2:45 pm

Here’s Jessica Biel looking all kinds of hot at the Manhattan premiere of Easy Virtue last night. I’ve always equated marriage with getting a vasectomy from a chainsaw, but I’d marry this woman today. Provided we could still see other people. — Ha! Kidding. I meant just me.

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