Here’s Jessica Biel looking all kinds of hot at the Manhattan premiere of Easy Virtue last night. I’ve always equated marriage with getting a vasectomy from a chainsaw, but I’d marry this woman today. Provided we could still see other people. — Ha! Kidding. I meant just me.
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Poo | May 12, 2009 at 3:22 pm
frist drapped bitches
Eggy | May 12, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I don’t get it. Is she supposed to be hot? She looks kinda granola mom-ish and boring as hell. Like she wants you to eat her vegetarian chili and listen to the radio.
Dave | May 12, 2009 at 3:24 pm
gross, nice man arms.
you can have sir dudeness here, i like my women petite.
Tucker Jay | May 12, 2009 at 3:25 pm
She is cute.
Not looking to hot right here.
sim | May 12, 2009 at 3:26 pm
she still looks like a man…
whocares | May 12, 2009 at 3:28 pm
he has a nice mouth and chest for a girl
odd | May 12, 2009 at 3:29 pm
She’s a (closeted) lesbian who makes (supposedly) straight men lust for anal sex. She makes Baby Jesus laugh and cry at the same time.
pete | May 12, 2009 at 3:32 pm
There’s something unwatchable about her face. Maybe it’s the giant toothy mouth, or the overall hint of manliness. But definitely not a great trait for an actress. She really shouldn’t be so fixated on making people say she has more than a talented butt. If she needs an Academy Award to make her feel “validated” she should make a movie called “Walking Away.”
Haha | May 12, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Her lips are fake, her mouth is like a horse….her nose is like Michael Jackson’s and her arms are man arms….
GROSS
Karen | May 12, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Uh yeah whatever.
But this reminds me – anybody see Justin Timberlake on SNL? In one skit he really made fun of himself, including the falsetto singing voice and rumors about having sex with men. I can’t stand his music, but I have to say I respect how he obviously set no limits on the show’s script in terms of parodying him or otherwise making him look foolish to get laughs. By comparison, Ms. Imma Realactress here seems needlessly self-conscious.
BEAM | May 12, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Jesus, look at those arms. She looks like a she-hulk. She can probably lift Timberlake over her head with hand.
Chirs | May 12, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Wow she is a very sexy woman!
e-rock | May 12, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Ok, so really mixed feelings here:
first, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the dress and shoes. And the hair and makeup are just glam, totally fresh and chic.
So I think she must have an excellent stylist, because otherwise she usually looks so drab and boring. and whats with the fish lips and man arms? Its like her stylist is trying her best to make her look more feminine, well honey, you better try harder!!! Cuz this girl has amazing bone structure, but not very feminine at all!!! I don’t think she is going to age very well, and should lay off the pushups, and collagen lip filler. Otherwise, not bad.
Vero | May 12, 2009 at 4:01 pm
#2
You are just a fat creep that loves bleach blonde porn bitches with big hard implants.
lain | May 12, 2009 at 4:02 pm
I hate her plastic nose and lips. They look like sausages.
Jackson | May 12, 2009 at 4:03 pm
She has a nice ass and no girdle butt like Kim Kardaskank! You would never ever see Kim walk around without her girdle butt while wearing tight clothes.
huh? | May 12, 2009 at 4:04 pm
It’s like they’re playing the “Dude Looks Like a Lady” video backwards.
Deacon Jones | May 12, 2009 at 4:05 pm
AWW…FUCK YEAH!!
Hottest woman in Hollywood. Period.
Dude | May 12, 2009 at 4:07 pm
You scary little dicked faggots! She’s not the problem, YOU are! This is one fine woman and if you no dick punks had any MAN in you, you’d see it.
Your problem lies within your own lack of confidence, a woman like this would be putty in my hands, but to you wimpy little school boys, she’s intimidating?
Um, um, um! What a said state of affairs women must be in, all you girly men
prancing around in pants, PPPFFFTTTT!
Sissies, that what you limp-dick closet queers are, Sissies!
S. Freud | May 12, 2009 at 4:10 pm
#19 – you seem highly aroused while repeatedly talking about “dicks” and “faggots” and “sissies.” There’s a special video hidden under a floorboard in your basement, isn’t there?
oh7 | May 12, 2009 at 4:12 pm
She’s very hot now. But, in 5 years, she’ll be horsey. She could end up looking like Kirsty Ally in 10 years. Just fair warning, Justin. She’s got big bones.
oh7 | May 12, 2009 at 4:12 pm
She’s very hot now. But, in 5 years, she’ll be horsey. She could end up looking like Kirsty Ally in 10 years. Just fair warning, Justin. She’s got big bones.
miggs | May 12, 2009 at 4:13 pm
“Just fair warning, Justin. She’s got big bones.”
I’m pretty sure big bones is what Justin is really looking for.
Megan | May 12, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Manish, boring, was on 7th Heaven, and fucks Justin Timberlake. Need I say more? First class loser right behind Jennifer Aniston.
PunkA | May 12, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Man, I wonder which is tighter, her ass or her vag. I mean, if she flexed either while you were in there I bet she’d put a death hold clamp on your pecker like never before. And it would hurt so good.
J-Dizzle | May 12, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Wut up dawgs? J-Dizzle back on da attack yo! Girl gots nothin’ on muh muffin’ so lay down dem beats so I can shuffle muh feets yo! Dizzle just fizzled so I be outs.
GuyHolly | May 12, 2009 at 4:19 pm
She’s hot; but she’s from Boulder. Boulder people are from another planet. Real wackadoos/ I’ll pass.
Montalban | May 12, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Reminds me of the Kentucky Derby winner “Mine That Ass”! She’s fine!
Deacon Jones | May 12, 2009 at 4:26 pm
@25
Well put Punk.
I can understand some of the women trashing her on here (read: fat and lonely) but c’mon guys. You’re straight up lying thru your teeth.
If I saw her naked ass on all fours, I’d sit there and sob for 10 minutes before I took my pants off. Timberlake knows how to pick Grade A tail. That’s prime USDA choice cut right there. Congrats
Sir Cadbury Worthalott | May 12, 2009 at 4:28 pm
I say there, Master J-Dizzle,
I rather fancy your colorful use of the good King’s English! “Dizzle just fizzled so I be outs” indeed! Ha!
Top shelf, good sir! Top shelf, I say!
SIncerely,
Sir Cadbury Worthalott
Kellie | May 12, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Michael Jackson called, he wants his nose back, sausage mouth!
Gando | May 12, 2009 at 4:31 pm
She seems to be in great shape and she has nice curves!
Freekity geeek | May 12, 2009 at 4:44 pm
I think she looks great– elegant, classy, not too much makeup. Sure, her arms are very toned, but I think it’s better to be fit than flabby (unless you overdo it– you know who I’m talking about!). I think Jessica looks fab in jeans or a gown, so kudos to her for not trying to hard with bleached blond hair and huge, fake, plastic boobs. Also, who cares about her personal life? She keeps it clean and stays out of the news, so I say keep on keepin’ on, honey. PS: Love the pale, natural skin.. so graceful and chic. Oh, and I’m a girl!
Freekity geeek | May 12, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Oh, and she reminds me of Christy Turlington here. Anyone else agree?
Homos | May 12, 2009 at 4:47 pm
I havea feeling most “men” here are fags. I would not be surprised. Not one single dude coming to this site would ever honestly not say a thing negative about this chick. She is a fucking goddess and only faggots critique women.
Period.
Now go lather up your pubes and shave your asses. The mailman is back for some after hour lovin’.
Justin | May 12, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Check out the looks on the faces of the ladies/girls behind her. Man, do they ever look jealous/envious of her. Some looks of disgust sprinkled in there also.
pedoguy | May 12, 2009 at 4:54 pm
I’d fuck her…if she was like 12…
half-fag | May 12, 2009 at 5:19 pm
She looks too masculine
scrappy_ugly | May 12, 2009 at 5:22 pm
elegant? no
gorgeous? no
she has a nice mouth and body
but there’s something totally lesbian or tomboy about her.
she’s not feminine at all
Tim | May 12, 2009 at 5:22 pm
#35 – “Now go lather up your pubes and shave your asses. The mailman is back for some after hour lovin’.”
So what happens after that in your fantasy?
Jennyjenjen / J Cubed | May 12, 2009 at 5:28 pm
@24 So Megan, what are your achievements? Macarthur Grant? Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover? Dated Johnny Depp? Wrote a New York Time’s bestseller did ya? If the list you ticked off makes her a loser, what qualifies you as a winner? Just curious.
jaime | May 12, 2009 at 6:00 pm
she totally wrapped her bedsheets around her right before leaving the house
le fag | May 12, 2009 at 6:31 pm
i would so let her try and convert me.
it’s the fat, ugly and lonely women here who trashes her. even a fag like me knows she’s sexy as hell! you could bounce a nickel off that ass.
sue | May 12, 2009 at 7:18 pm
hahaha
“only gay guys critique womens’ bodies” that’s so true. I used to date this guy who was so metrosexual that I thought sometimes he was gay. He was so picky and always commenting on womens’ bodies…like a chick. He was also super into women a foot shorter than him so he could appear like the man. what a loser.
sue | May 12, 2009 at 7:18 pm
hahaha
“only gay guys critique womens’ bodies” that’s so true. I used to date this guy who was so metrosexual that I thought sometimes he was gay. He was so picky and always commenting on womens’ bodies…like a chick. He was also super into women a foot shorter than him so he could appear like the man. what a loser.
shirleytemple | May 12, 2009 at 7:56 pm
her arms are manly.
Nicole | May 12, 2009 at 8:13 pm
She looks beautiful, especially in the first, fourth and fifth picture.
Fish lips? Bah! Her smile is gorgeous.
vdawg | May 12, 2009 at 8:52 pm
she is simply amazing. Beautiful face, not trashy, doesn’t seem bitchy. Most of all, GREAT ASS. I would give it a good sniff and I’m a girl.
timmy the frisky virus | May 12, 2009 at 9:12 pm
I sure don’t remember her having such a horsey looking face, but then again, I may have just been too busy looking at her T & A.
Jessica is gorgeous | May 12, 2009 at 10:40 pm
What are you losers talking about?? I would love to look as ripped as her! Do you want people to starve down to a -0000? Ya know everyone seeing her in real life says she is amazing hot & shes beautiful here.