Jessica Biel might be Gumby

Isn’t she the one with the monster tongue? I wanna see her stick that huge thing out and lick her own butt!

#10 Kate Bosworth would snap in half if she tried to do something like that. Hmm actually that might be entertaining to watch.

The girl has got some nice arms but I bet I can wrestle her to the ground, even tho I’m 5 feet and probably weigh as half as her. I’ll just hit her in the face with my steel ass and it’s TKO, bitch.

Might be? I’d say she is! derpa derp derk derp derk.

Mmmmm … flexalicious! I’d be all over her like a hungry terrier on Alpo. Particularly after spreading Alpo all over her lovely little body, then having to lick it off to get to the real good stuff.

Thanks alot. Obviously the standard jeans construction of rugged denim and a brass zipper offers no protection against involuntarily tearing through my pants and knocking my coffee cup out of my hands. Just imagine trying to explain that one to your co-workers… I nearly bruised my own chin; that’s the first time that’s ever happened. I will never, I repeat, NEVER again mix Cialis, Ginseng, esctasy, and weed before knowingly viewing pics of Bielicious getting all sweaty, bendy and twisty. I love the way she’s staring at trainer boy’s crotch. I’m off to buy the 7th Heaven DVD collection, a bottle of Jergens and some wet naps. And Mr. Fish owes me a new pair of jeans and a first aid kit for my scalded johnson.

I…JUST…LOVE…HER…MAN!

She is a black dude’s dream! Oh, sorry,uh, she a very upstanding woman and I’m an upstanding man…IN MY PANTS!

(I’m sorry, it had to be said.)

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

figures

#33 – I commented before reading the thread, stumbled onto your ominously Masonic post number, and clicked on the link. JESUS H FUCKING CHRIST IN A HANDBASKET!!! I though John T playing tonsil hockey on the way to the plane was fruity, but this may well be one of the oddest, most bile inducing, images I’ve ever seen. You win the “Mu eyes!!! I’m bliiiiind!!!” award for the thread. Talk about juxtaposing the beauty with the fucking beasts…

#33

That is one image I would have never expected to see. Those four frolicking in a lake together. Holy monkey!

That does not look like my workout. Maybe that is why I have a gut. How can real women who actually work for a living still have a life, eat well, and have a body like that? I cannot give up the occasional chicken wing for beauty. I bet that bitch does not light farts. We all have to have our special talents!

OMG! I love that position. the girl wraps her leg around your neck while you play a game of rear entry gentry…

Jessica your are a true master!

the last time I tried to do that at a shopping center I had a net thrown on me.

I’m not sure it was necessary to take 28 pictures of her throwing a ball.

#64 – My johnson respectfully disagrees.

#3, everyone knows that Tori Spelling is Pokey…

wow, that’s hot … I wish I had a video of that in slow motion!
-Ben
splayground@dodgeit.com

Yummy!!! Remember X17s photos of her “making out” with her friend?
http://www.exposay.com/i-am-seriously-going-to-need-a-minute-here-people/v/4404/

Yummy!!! Remember X17s photos of her “making out” with her friend?
http://www.exposay.com/i-am-seriously-going-to-need-a-minute-here-people/v/4404/

Why is she famous? Seriously who gives a shit about this fatass.

fatass = she has a giant ass

Actually I like watching girl like her practicing on sidewalk, than drunken rednecks on they way home. I don’t get why this mind you? At least she is on fresh air.

my wang is in love

I have nothing bad to say about JB. She’s beautiful, healthy and apparently down to earth.

I actually did that same move on the icy sidewalk in front of the drug store..

yeah, super flexible rubber bones help

Uhoooo its a great Gymnastic body .
Really too mouldable.