Jessica Biel kisses her girlfriend

September 15th, 2006 // 116 Comments

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Combine this picture with this picture and you have yourself a veritable cornucopia of orgasms. Not sure if “veritable cornucopia” is the appropriate phrase to use here, but it just feels right. As does my hand…down my pants.

More of Jessica Biel and her friend after the jump, although the one above is the best of the bunch.

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  1. danielle

    1st?

  2. Sheva

    She’s about to get the alien tongue down her throat.

    first ya bitches.

  3. vainandlovingit

    i kiss my friends all the time…she is HOT.

  4. Alice-Mary

    weiiiiiird!
    who does that? what ever happened to hugs?

  5. Eaky77

    That explains why she is never seen with a date!

  6. RichPort

    Odd. There’s a strange knocking sound coming from under my desk, moving my keyboard and threatening to spill my water. This is such a stark contrast to that ‘innocent’ Travolta picture.

  7. diavolobella

    Does she have a sister, because she looks like she’s kissing her mirror image. I mean, their profiles are identical. I guess if she is kissing her sister, that’s going to double the pervy quality for you under the desk knockers!! LOL

  8. NOOOOOOOO!

    They even look like sistahs.

  9. songofkali

    That is fucking hot.

    I gotta know though – is she a confirmed lesbian, or still in the closet?

  10. cole007

    oh my god – she is kissing herself! How does she do it? It must be all those squats outside with the rubber band. I need to get a rubber band…

  11. YoMamma

    thats quite a kiss…for a “friend”.

  12. OH LORD, THE WOOOOOOD!!!

  13. BarbadoSlim

    You bet your ass #8, I had to get a mop and two buckets just to pick the up all the spoooge afterwards.

    By afterwards, I mean I masturbated, and came powerfully, like the volcano that destroyed Krakatoa.

  14. jillybean

    Good god, she’s so hot she makes me ‘confused’!

  15. Italian Stallion

    That LesBielan made my dick hard…………

  16. Jacq

    #7 – Did you unknowingly wear your tight pants again today? I, too, have desk knockers. My boobs are so big that when I come to work, they sit on my desk.

    It wouldn’t surprise me if she came out as gay. Lipstick lesbian.

  17. Oompa Loompa

    Oompa Loompa

    Oompa

    The ball is still in my court.
    Awaiting your response.
    FS

  18. beavis

    veritable cornholeulabia

  19. Chiaki Kuriyama

    that looks like britney murphey

  20. Yeah. She’s into girls. That second picture with her hand on the side/back/boob? She’s so readying to cop a feel.

  21. clamofdeath

    that’s nothing. with even my most casual female acquaintences, i always say goodbye using a double-headed dildo.

  22. —-

    It’s obvious she’s a little butchy. Not all dyked out or anything, but my gaydar definitely picks up some Biel on Girl vibes…

  23. And speaking of Biel on Girl -
    Happy Girl on Girl Friday from Cooterpunch to you!
    http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/09/happy-girl-on-girl-friday_15.html

  24. RichPort

    #17 – I actually decided to wear my old parachute pants from ‘Breakin’ 2: The Electric Bugaloo’, but this chick seems to have a hypnotic effect on my johnson, much like a snake charmer on a cobra. The desk knockin’ boobs comment sent me over the edge… I need to call the cleaning folks now and warn them to bring one of those wet-vacs… Thanks.

  25. beavis

    I am cornholio*

    I need TP for my bunghole.

    #24- Coot, thanks for the Friday G-on-G.

  26. My Blog Sucks…

    I thought I had some edgy shit up on the Ferret, until I went to Tranny Granny’s site.

    Fuck me in the goat-ass, I don’t even have the words to describe what is going on in that site. I feel so dirty!!

    http://trannyandzannagranny.blogspot.com/

  27. BarbadoSlim

    #22…it’s absolutely imperative that I attend your next get-together with your girlfriends.

  28. notmeganharris

    I haven’t been a lesbian, but am now seriously considering it.

  29. bigponie

    here i am sitting besides a wishing well, my granny always told me never to say my wishes out loud but since that advice has never came true I am gonna try just the opposite… *throwing penny in well*

    “oh please mystical god of the wishing well, please teleport my cock in between their lips”

  30. Amy3000

    Good God is that ever hot…as an oversexed bisexual female I would be more than happy to clear a spot for Jess to sit…like on my face for example :)

  31. 27 Ferret Face
    You faggot kiss ass!

    We like your kind of people in Moose Taint.

  32. They look like fish.

  33. wizardofcroz87

    this picture is somewhat disapponting because as we saw before…she has a massive tounge and she should be putting that bad boy to good use…maybe the camera scurred it away…other than that the only thing hotter would be a threesome between jessica simpson, jessica alba, AND jessica biel

  34. BarbadoSlim

    From the diary of a young starlet:

    It had been days since I had last seen her then ,suddenly, she was there so lovely, so luscious as the night we had met. My vagina became instantly flooded by its natural secretions as my nipples became harder than graphite. Then I saw them, the paparazzi and I became scared, scared that they would notice how aroused I had become. Luckily, my vaginal secretions had started pooling past the sidewalk just as a Roto-Rooter truck was crossing the intersection and the photoghraphers slipped…funny, how something so sexual can be so deadly. Oh, and yeah , we went to a motel, but that’s for another entry.

  35. She has to be one of the hottest lipstick lesbos in history. How long before Ellen Degenerate has her on? How long before she does that brave movie role wherein she portrays a carpetmunching fiend in the throes of an insatiable pussy hunger? My God, 7th Heaven is tainted for me forever… in a good way.

  36. thesarahficial

    she’s a lesbian?!?!?!!?

  37. herbiefrog

    that looks like a scene from
    the princess promenade
    i think it was called

    its a way of holding a cherry (or carrot)
    and passing to another
    without using your hands
    (…or feet)
    ((or hooves))

    the clue was in the word “bunch”
    in the fish guy’s header

    btw… jessicer who?

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0490668/

  38. wendy718

    HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. a jessica biel hiaku:

    holy fucking shit
    that’s the best picture ever
    life’s downhill from here

    http://www.funderpants.com

  40. Madrid Marriott

    Um, neither of these chicks is orange enough.

  41. commissioner

    @14

    You said “Krakatoa”!!!!!! That was a mean volcano! Do you think Jessica’s vagina spews one thousand degree air?

  42. Tracie

    Jessica’s girlfriend looks like she’s in 7th Heaven! Biel also broke up with her “boyfriend” (hah!), Chris Evans, a few months ago.

  43. Fatty_McButterpants

    Well I guess I should’a known she was licking cornucopias (aka…horn-o-plenty), instead of porkswords (aka…cock). But the plus side is that I plan on masterbating to this photo and the Whitney Housten look’n like a fucking Wookie photo.

  44. If I’m going to shit-on, ridiculed, and dejected for being a cock-sucking faggot… than so is she!!!

  45. roxy

    That looks like Brittany Murphy and they are probably just going to kiss the sides of their faces, thus the picture is taken before you see they are going for the cheek.

    Lame.

  46. TrannyGranny

    HELLO EVERYONE, THIS IS THE REAL TRANNYGRANNY

    THE POSTER USING MY NAME THE LAST SEVERAL DAYS IS A TROLL. HIS NAME IS WALRUS GUMBOOT ON MY SITE, THEGRANNYS, AND ON SPANKCHEEKS. HE GOES AS IMSUICDAL ON THE FISH.

    AND HE IS VERY VERY STUPID. I JUST MATCHED UP YOUR POST TIMES AS FISH STALKER AND WALRUS GUMBOOTS TO YOUR COMPUTER URL IN SPRING, TEXAS. EVER HEARD OF A SITEMETER YOU FUCKING JOKE? STOP USING MY NAME, TRANNYGRANNY, IMMEDIATLY. I WILL POST YOUR REAL NAME AND PHONE NUMBER AND PHYSICAL ADDRESS ONLINE IF YOU DO NOT. DO NOT FUCK WITH ME. DO NOT THINK I AM KIDDING.

    SO PEOPLE OF THE FISH, THERE YOU GO, THERE IS YOUR FUCKING TROLL. HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THIS PIECE OF SHIT.

    YOU ARE DEAD ASSHOLE

    27 Angry Ferret Jones….thank you for the compliment, I will check out your site shortly. Feel free to leave comments any time in Moose-Taint County.

    AND Mr. SUPERFISH guy…..you may want to ban imsuicidal as a show of good faith that you really don’t like trolls.

  47. RichPort

    So the trifold wallet comment wasn’t you? Still funny, but that sucks. I always thought he was that lame bananas guy anyway. Fucking trolls!!!

  48. BarbadoSlim

    Wow, that is one angry Tranny.

    And Suicidal, you might have some material that doesn’t suck massive ass so don’t be a asshole.

  49. Richport,

    Every comment from tri-fold on was not me, I let it slide till he fucked up enough to get caught.

    Barabado;

    I always wanted to catch this fuck who is turning this site into a piece of shit. I am pissed for everyone trolls drove away.

    .

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