Reports are coming in that Justin Timberlake kicked Jessica Biel to the curb (Possibly for Rihanna according to Star.), but here’s the two of them together last night after a romantic dinner. Then again, this could just be the always awkward “Please stop nailing dead bats to my door” dinner that inevitably ended in sex because Jessica Biel’s ass was sculpted by cherubs on a magic cloud of assy goodness. It’s in the Bible.
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jaja | September 30, 2009 at 12:40 pm
first
jaja | September 30, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I’m first? I’M FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRST. Look @1, that’s me, first, first, first Oo Oo Oo Oo
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yum | September 30, 2009 at 12:47 pm
While it is true that her ass is, indeed, heavenly, it doesn’t end there.
She really has the whole deal. A lovely face, great hair, great figure… and, yeah, an incredible ass.
She’d have to be pretty psychotic for me to not allow her to have her way with me. In traffic. While I was driving. A truck full of live scorpions.
Fistard Executioner | September 30, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Death to the firstards!
If your getting rid of her, can I have it?
JADE | September 30, 2009 at 12:51 pm
uugghh who really cares, they are both fugly.
PJ | September 30, 2009 at 12:53 pm
They don’t look very happy. Jessica isn’t even looking at JT.
Kim | September 30, 2009 at 12:53 pm
JT can have any woman he wants. He should not be attached to one woman, unless Jessica permits an open relationship and does not have a needy personality.
If JT was my boyfriend, I’d let hm play around all he wants, just as long as he gives it to me good on a regular basis. It would be unrealistic to expect otherwise.
Hank | September 30, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Haha. Looks like he just sat her down for “a talk”. She’s got that “my world has been shattered” look on her face; he looks like “that wasn’t easy; lets have one more goodbye fuck (because they are always the best) and then GET ME OUTTA HERE!”
Jacqueline | September 30, 2009 at 1:14 pm
They are so cute together =)
Amy | September 30, 2009 at 1:47 pm
#7 Kim, it’s okay. This is the internet. You don’t have to act desperate to get male attention on the Superficial. You know you’d never be okay with your man being with different women.
Kellie | September 30, 2009 at 2:11 pm
God, she is so disgusting looking. Skeletor beyotch!
Kellie | September 30, 2009 at 2:12 pm
God, she is so disgusting looking. Skeletor beyotch!
Helen | September 30, 2009 at 2:36 pm
#11 (and #12) – She used to be nice and meaty. Almost too meaty – she had linebacker shoulders. But her ass and cans benefitted from those extra pounds. But, as she realized JT’s eye was roving, she got spooked, and started dropping the pounds…classic insecure reaction.
Chris Brown | September 30, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Cool I haven’t came across it yet but hopefully everything works out for the best..
gigi | September 30, 2009 at 4:51 pm
oh yes they do… I feel an intense frostiness….. meh, who cares
PsyKo | September 30, 2009 at 8:50 pm
rhianna or Jessica… come on easy choice… lemme have Jessica!
Reggie | September 30, 2009 at 9:24 pm
DEER Ms Biel –
Please gain the weight back, we miss it
Melissa | October 1, 2009 at 1:56 am
I have that jacket.
God, Jessica Biel sucks.
Why couldn’t someone of substance, style, and sex appeal be wearing my jacket?
me | October 1, 2009 at 3:46 am
#13 Helen you are a dum dum. Jesisca is eating what we all should be eating, a raw food diet, and she has dropped significant amounts of toxic fat all you people on this site are carrying around with you. Google “raw food” and get a clue people. Are world is comming to an end cuz you losers feel the need to eat FLESH! How fukn stupid are you all? I was ten and realized it’s not right for me to be eating coagulated blood and veins and fat from a creature that was living and breathing last week but killed for my dumb ass. google slaughter houses if your still being dum
Darth | October 1, 2009 at 6:11 am
You can tell that they’re still in a passionate relationship together! Look how tight they’re holding hands!
Galtacticus | October 1, 2009 at 6:20 am
I can tell from these pics that it probably won’t take long until he’s going to drop on his knees.Begging her to marry him!
Gando | October 1, 2009 at 6:28 am
My faith in the world and human beings is growing when i see such a happy couple like them.
Nero | October 1, 2009 at 6:39 am
Aww! It looks like they’re looking out for a bush to make out!
Spunge | October 1, 2009 at 7:35 am
He couldn’t look any more gay in this first pic. You can pretty much hear the lisp.
obvinot | October 1, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Dump Jessica Biel who is a 8.5-9 for tranny looking Rhianna??? Ha! Rhianna is a fucking 4-5 at best (and that’s on the NatGeo scale, she’s a -1 on the regular scale).
ed hardy shoes | October 5, 2009 at 9:46 am
Dump Jessica Biel who is a 8.5-9 for tranny looking Rhianna??? Ha! Rhianna is a fucking 4-5 at best (and that’s on the NatGeo scale, she’s a -1 on the regular scale).
Wayne | October 6, 2009 at 8:55 am
Jessica Biel Strips In “Powder Blue” Movie
http://vidsfree.org/video.php?vid=Jessica_Biel_Strips_In_Powder_Blue_Movie
Cables | October 13, 2009 at 9:10 am
Who knows with this couple, one minute they are on the next they break up. I heard he cheated on her bad but they are still trying to work it out but then there is Rihanna in the mix too!
m65 field jacket | January 21, 2010 at 12:50 am
thanks
pita bread | April 16, 2010 at 8:53 am
No, they don’t look broken up but I heard at least a hundred of times that they weren’t together anymore. Good to see it was all just gossip.
Abercrombie jeans | April 26, 2010 at 5:31 am
They are lovely and happy, nice sharing.
rayban sunglasses | April 30, 2010 at 1:54 am
It looks delicious, thanks for sharing
Madeline | May 12, 2010 at 6:59 am
Looks good.
Nike Air Max | May 24, 2010 at 7:29 am
good article,thank you
Business logo | May 26, 2010 at 3:47 am
Why they looks depressed unhappy?
Poety | May 30, 2010 at 5:31 pm
i think i know….