Jessica Biel is breasty

October 28th, 2008 // 105 Comments

These are shots of Jessica Biel looking chesty at the 3rd Annual Rome International Film Festival, and it’s been so long since she’s been on this site, it’s practically a crime. In fact, the last time I posted about Jessica, a pterodactyl ate my brother. I honored him by clubbing his wife over the head then eating a rock.

R.I.P., Krog.

(P.S. In the afterlife, you might find out our mom was a woolly mammoth. I probably should’ve said something.)

Photos: Flynet
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  1. bob

    She is so hot!!!!!!!!! Some of her fans found her on a fitness & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^mysportsdate.com^^ ^^^^. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums…In her friend circle, some other stars c San be found there.

  2. CaptainMorgan

    She’s in such good shape, that I’d be afraid she’d hurt me. Or just laugh at me. Don’t know which would be worse.

  3. Mcfeely Smackup

    wow, I can actually date her on mysportsdate? That’s awesome, I’m so going there right now to sign up. Do I need to give them all my credit card numbers, or is only one required? I’ll do whatever they want, because I’m both stupid AND gullible, and also was born just yesterday.

    asshat.

  4. Michelle

    She is so pretty. She doesnt need a lick of make up and her body is great! One q: why justin why him??? Ewwwwwwww

  5. oh good lord,,,probably the best buns in the biz…..can that dork timberlake handle that?

  6. Chauncey Gardner

    Take the fucking pain, Captain Morgan! Take the pain!

  7. bmurphy72

    Oh La La, Timberlake is not doing that justice……………..

  8. diddleysquat

    needs to back off of the shoulder and arm workouts, but she looks tasty

  9. She’s a negriod, that’s right a straight negra.

  10. If I were Timberflake id make her walk backward only…

  11. Alex

    What a fucking buttaface. She looks like Michael Jackson, yo!

  12. scabbeus

    I used to be a fan until she hooked up with Twink!

    Soon none of us will be able to write as we feel. Obama is definitely going to restrict liberties. So soon there will be no more TheSuperficial – to the Sheeple that support Socialism, you deserve it.

  13. FUCKBIELTHEBITCHASS

    WHO CARES ABOUT THIS DUMB BROAD!!!!!! JUST ANOTHER NARROW MINDED, OUT OF TOUCH, RICH BECAUSE OF US AVERAGE FOLK, BIAST, IMMATURE, HOLLYWOOD PIECE OF SHIT. JUST ANOTHER LIBERAL BITCH THAT WON’T BE MAKING MONEY FROM ME NO MORE. WAIT A MINUTE JESSICA YOU CAN’T ACT AND EVERY MOVIE YOU HAVE BEEN IN SUCKED!!!!!! AND THANK GOD I NEVER WASTED ANY OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY ON HER BITCH ASS. WELL I GUESS IF B.O. WINS SOME GHETTO LAZY PIECE OF SHIT THAT’S PROBABLY STANDING IN THE CHEESE LINE AS I WRITE THIS WILL GET MY HARDEARNED MONEY THANKS TO HOLLYWOOD ASSHOLES LIKE BIEL OVER HERE. FUCK YOU BIEL AND FUCK YOU TIMBERLAKE FOR TRYING TO ALTER MY LIFE AND OTHER AMERICANS BY DONATING YOUR FUCKING MONEY TO ASSHOLES LIKE OBAMA. YOU DON’T LIVE THE LIVES WE LIVE WITH ALL YOUR MONEY. YOU DON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PAYING YOUR MORTGAGE ON TIME AND HAVING TO SLAVE AWAY 5O HOURS A WEEK. I REALLY HOPE YOU READ THIS.

    HIP HIP HOORAY FOR MARXIST, SOCIALIST, COMMUNIST PIECE OF SHIT OBAMA!!! WOO HOO!!!!!

  14. Randal

    Jessica, your smile parts the darkest clouds on the stormiest day.

    Randal

  15. Binky

    Well – she’s the cutest thing out of Ely, MN for a quite a while. (And I thought the place was just famous for Will Steger mukluks.)
    It’s almost sad every movie she’s been in is complete crap.

  16. For Cryin' Out Loud

    FISH, Fix your RSS feed… the photos are all screwed up in the feed

  17. titsonsnack

    If that’s “chesty” than I must have quadruple-mega-turbo-DD’s. I think she’s just wearing a dress that’s too small. cue the “you’re jealous” comments.

  18. snackontits

    If that’s “chesty” than I must have quadruple-mega-turbo-DD’s. I think she’s just wearing a dress that’s too small. cue the “you’re jealous” comments.

  19. Wild One

    This bitch bugs me. Her body is way hot, but I’d need a bag for that fucking mug and hoover beak.

  20. frankinfish

    her body is smokin’… but her hair and makeup look a little off… dunno…. I’d still wreak that poon

  21. Ted from LA

    Looking at her makes my underware shrink.

  22. Sheva

    She’s never looked better. And if she is working her upper body, stay with it. Looking great and she has the classic figure down.

  23. she’s got me lovestoned, i think that she knows.

  24. she’s got me lovestoned, i think that she knows.

    http://howtolosegirls.com

  25. britney's weave

    would it have killed her to wash and style her hair? seriously?

  26. kardash

    Why is she dating a homosexual?

  27. layla

    She is so beautiful and has such a great body. She really doesn’t even need makeup, but I do wish that she would hire a hair stylist/makeup artist for these events. I would love to see her with her hair and makeup done well…it would enhance her.

  28. p0nk

    that reminds me… i really need to get laid.

  29. You are still around P0nk? I have not seen you on a long time..

  30. Alex

    Nice job commenting on here about how “good-looking” you are, Jessica. Tell me, do you, Rose McGowan and Michael Jackson all share the same plastic surgeon – cause uh looks like he gave ya’ll the same mug.

  31. pelps

    Jessica Biel !!!
    she’s hot!! what do ya say? huh?
    but know what? wanna try and date real hot cougars? you may wanna check this out +++ Agelessmate. c om +++ Man, you don’t believe what you might get there!!LOL

  32. tp

    Such a beautiful dress on such an amazing body…and then you look at her hair and face…such a shame…

  33. JILLY

    SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING RAT.

  34. Deacon Jones

    Bravo FISH, well fucking done!

    Jessica Biel is one of this generation’s hottest pieces of ass, hands down. She’s got something for everyone, especially that ass.

    I almost came my pants for a second, I thought that first pic was her passed out lying on her back, now THAT would be awesome (rings hands, looks around)

  35. julie321

    wow, NOSEJOB!

  36. etr

    not in the least bit attractive. i’d still do her, though.

  37. yankeedoodle

    i bet that her ass is hard as a rock

  38. 1moreidiotintheworld

    One of the hottest chicks out there….. from the neck down. And one of the ugliest from the neck up…… God must have played a cruel joke on her….

  39. yankeedoodle

    i bet that her ass is hard as a rock

  40. I’d beat her ass with my cock, which is hard as a rock.

    No, no, that’s not right. I’d bet that my ass can take a hard cock. Yeah, that’s more like it, …

  41. Damn… those boobs rock !!! looks horny doesn’t she ???

    ROFL !!!

    XOXO !!

  42. Insatiable Peter

    Come on, Jess, let’s go to your house. We can lift weights and have crazy butt sex… What’s that? Quid pro quo? Eh, when in rome…

  43. Binky

    Rich Port is back ?
    All we need now is DanYell, PapaHotNutz, BarbadoSlim, OshkoshWillgosh, JrzMom ,and that guy who was some sort of rodent and drank Bud Lite (?)
    (Sorry the name escapes me)
    I guess they’re all coming back for the Revolution ! ? (or their trolls?)

  44. Squishy

    What a stupid ass title!! She has always been well endowed, never overly so and has always carried herself in a professional and talented way…what is there to say other than she looks amazingly beautiful as usual dumb ass!!

  45. Squishy

    What a stupid ass title!! She has always been well endowed, never overly so and has always carried herself in a professional and talented way…what is there to say other than she looks amazingly beautiful as usual dumb ass!!

  46. vanessa

    nice bum, but her hair is awfully boring and doesn’t do a thing for her.

  47. roy

    I LOVE THE DEODORANT IN THE PITS!

  48. Mama Pinkus

    She’s also fucking toothy.

  49. Americans have the patent on “cheap” outfits & looks?

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