Jessica Biel is a master of stealth

October 25th, 2007 // 70 Comments

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Comments (70)

  1. mr happy pants | October 25, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    I hate you all!!!

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  2. kpol | October 25, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    Fish, you feeling ok? You’re actually posting hot women today.

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  3. mr happy pants | October 25, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    oh yeah…………….

    FIRST

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  4. Jeb | October 25, 2007 at 12:47 pm

    ON TMZ SHE IS BITCHING OUT THE PAPS ! WATCH THE VIDEO !

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  5. bigbadvoodoodaddy | October 25, 2007 at 12:48 pm

    I want to wear her ass as a hat!

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  6. Pancho | October 25, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    I bet her huge toothy mouth frightens other lesbians.

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  7. nipolian | October 25, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    She is way too fat…..why doesn’t she spend some time at the gym??

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  8. shoop | October 25, 2007 at 1:01 pm

    she has a nice body. her ass isnt obnoxious like kim kardashian’s.

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  9. hollyj | October 25, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    Her BMI is probably only around 20% but 99% of it is on her bubble ass.

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  10. Frick | October 25, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    Speaking of lezbos, there she is! And a bitchy one at that!

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  11. j. noronha | October 25, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    Just give me Jessica’s face, with that british blond boobs and Kim’s arse.

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  12. melissa | October 25, 2007 at 1:09 pm

    Wow what a miserable little cunt she is. Why is she even famous? She is not good looking and she seems as happy as a dried up smelly wrinkled ballsack. She should be happy paparazzi even follow that snob.

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  13. jay | October 25, 2007 at 1:13 pm

    she is hot

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  14. Pablo | October 25, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    Jessica obviously needs driving lessons from Britney Spears: the correct way to make an exit when surrounded by the paparazzi, is to drive over them.

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  15. southcee | October 25, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    A real job? like
    PRETENDING to fly a plane and
    PRETENDING to be in the early 1900′s and
    PRETENDING to be a preacher’s daughter?
    acting is so “real job”esque

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  16. jenny | October 25, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    umm… why tell the papazrazzi to get real jobs when you dont even have a real job… last time i checked shitty acting didn’t count as a real job.

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  17. Tits McGee | October 25, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    I was at my “real job” when I saw these pictures of her hanging out and doing yoga in the middle of the day. Not to be confused with pictures of her going to football games and then to Hawaii to lay out and then to work out. What’s hilarious is that the photographers she’s yelling at are actually AT their real jobs! What’s not hilarious is that she’s a bitch who is most likely harboring resentment for her closeted sapphic self.

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  18. nipolian | October 25, 2007 at 1:22 pm

    Ok….we are all in agreement….Jessica Beil is hot, Scarlett Johansson has the genetics of swine, and everyone from England/Britain/UK (or anything else you want to fucking call it) owes the Americans a big thank you for saving their ass in WWI and WWII. Good, I can finally get back to work.

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  19. LisaDee | October 25, 2007 at 1:26 pm

    How about the paps tell Jessica Beil to get a REAL acting job rather than screwing Justin Timberlake for publicity?? There’s an idea.

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  20. big teeth | October 25, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    I would love to write my name in hickeys on that ass..

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  21. Roflcer of the Lawl | October 25, 2007 at 1:34 pm

    Shit shes lucky she would probably have a mental breakdown if she had the amount of paps that Britney has, hell they falling all over each other around her.

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  22. Bigheadmike | October 25, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    Wouldn’t the umbrella attract more attention?

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  23. Huh | October 25, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    Wow, she is not only hot but really smart. She totally goes the wrong way while looking for her car.

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  24. veggi | October 25, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    blah blah…………….I’m waiting for Britney to float back up to the top.

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  25. BunnyButt | October 25, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    What you don’t see are the earlier pictures of her walking out of the building, waving the umbrella wildly and screaming, “Over here, guys! Over here!” … then putting on her “mad at the paparazzi” face.

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  26. Frick | October 25, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    This spoiled little bitch has never had to work a day in her life in the real world. She’s been “roughing it” by making big money for her shitting acting since she was a teen. What a joke. If she can’t deal with the negatives of being famous she should get the hell out of Hollywood. I wish she would.

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  27. veggi | October 25, 2007 at 2:02 pm

    Why is there a Coke vending machine in the “so freaking hot” thingy???

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  28. FRIST!!! | October 25, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    OMG, that’s funny, veggi. I was like WTC is she talking about. But there it is.

    Mmmmm coke….

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  29. FRIST!!! | October 25, 2007 at 2:07 pm

    Actually it is Jessica Beil in disguise.

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  30. veggi | October 25, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    ahahahahaha FRIST!!!!!!!!!! That made me snort!

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  31. veggi | October 25, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    just a laugh snort….not a coke snort….. if you were wondering……

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  32. www.50centVSLilwayne.com | October 25, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    why did she get sooooooooo mad>

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  33. PunkA | October 25, 2007 at 2:18 pm

    I love her. End of story.

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  34. Ript1&0 | October 25, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    British people, rape, creepiness…. this is all equalling a bad mood coming on. And now umbrellas too?? I’m gonna bail out of this for now. What will I do with my precious time instead?

    Masturbate on my bathroom floor until it’s covered in sweat and I’m sliding around on it.

    It may not be creepy enough.. I don’t know yet.

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  35. love her too | October 25, 2007 at 2:30 pm

    PunkA
    i love her too. her body is a work of art. her face is hot…love her pouty mouth and ultra high cheek bones. she isn’t a sissy or obnoxious, she is tough and sexy. it doesn’t look like her paint would melt off while you are having hot sex. she looks educated and classy, unlike some peroxide haired fake tittied orange chicks with shit for brains that look like straight up trash.

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  36. Hecubus | October 25, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    Hahaha, Jessica Beil telling someone to get a real job, that’s like Britney Spears telling someone to lose some weight, or get a real job.

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  37. Karin | October 25, 2007 at 2:37 pm

    She’s mad at the paparazzi cause of the photos they took of her getting her ass caressed by another woman at a football game the other day. Wonder why Fish didn’t post those?

    Anyway, she should calm down. Once Justin dumps her ass (she does have a great ass), the paparazzi will lose interest in her.

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  38. Matthew | October 25, 2007 at 2:47 pm

    Ever since she started dating Justin, she’s been a bitch to the paps. Before she was all smiles. Now look at her.

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  39. Auntie Kryst | October 25, 2007 at 2:47 pm

    @35 Well said, very good description of her.

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  40. needstheloo | October 25, 2007 at 3:02 pm

    When will these spoilt, overpaid, undertalented cunts realise that, when the worst of your problems is a few guys taking your photo as you float from your over-priced exclusive gym to Starbucks in leu of having something worthwhile to do, you actually have it pretty good.

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  41. 8ball | October 25, 2007 at 3:26 pm

    What coke machine??

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  42. ssdd | October 25, 2007 at 3:28 pm

    The only thing she is master of is being a dogass ugly motherfucker. Anyone that disagrees with that needs your fucking eyes checked and your standards raised.

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  43. Bemused | October 25, 2007 at 3:29 pm

    Why don’t the JBs of the world just stop for seven seconds, smile sweetly at the cameras, and go on their way? It would make their lives, and the paps’ work, considerably easier.

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  44. jessica has awesome bone structure and ass | October 25, 2007 at 3:33 pm

    no #42
    i disagree , my vision is perfect 20/20. what you think is hot is prob what i think is slutty clown garbage with the clap and a 2nd grade education.
    see, i actually date women and have sex with them, i don’t just look at porn.

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  45. combustion8 | October 25, 2007 at 3:33 pm

    shes actually using the umbrella to shield herself from falling ashes.

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  46. anniemal | October 25, 2007 at 3:38 pm

    Yea, jessica is one to talk about real jobs…. when was the last time she was in a hit movie? oh, right… never…

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  47. D. Richards | October 25, 2007 at 3:44 pm

    What a ridiculous cunt. The photographers don’t care about her face. It’s fair at best. Her ass is the only point of interest. She should have covered that ass up. Speaking of Jen’s face; we need somebody to set it on fire. We need a deranged “fan”. I could pay a person to burn her face, and steal her ass for me. Hero!

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  48. Starbucks Fanatic | October 25, 2007 at 4:23 pm

    Today’s the day I start yoga.

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  49. Mindy | October 25, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    great. in my yoga class i’m always behind the overweight guy showing his hairy buttcrack and farting at each stretch.

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  50. Peep | October 25, 2007 at 5:03 pm

    Uh, the Coke machine picture? It’s called advertising. Ever heard of it?

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