Jessica Biel has some issues with the paparazzi
Jessica Biel seems to have an axe to grind with the paparazzi lately. First she attacked them with an umbrella and then yesterday she decided to start taking pictures of them. Clearly she hasn’t realized that they’ll just keep taking pictures of her. Even though she’s taking pictures of them. Taking pictures of her. And so on and so forth. Cut to the chase: Jessica Biel gets a parking ticket. See that transition there? That’s how you know I’m a professional. People have lost their lives attempting transitions like that.