Jessica Biel has a monster tongue

Did she swallow a snake or is she just happy to see me?

I’d like to bake a pie in her kitchen… And by “kitchen” I mean her VAG. And by “pie” I mean my swollen pork sword.

It seems that to become a celebrity in Hollywood requires a long tongue nowdays ,she just might be the next mrs. Tom Cruise . Still this is the kinda exposure that gets you a(or any) job so I am all in support . More tongue less talk Miss Biel pls!!!

Doing her would be like having sex with a female Gene Simmons. That would combine my love of KISS with my love of having sex.

If only she had the makeup. And the ultra cool outfits.

Preferable the ones from Love Gun. I feel that would be very appropriate.

@17 But of course you would my little nerdliness ;)

Recognize this

“Gee lil’ fishy, perhaps you could show me precisely where I stole one of your jokes? Seems to me that I posted the tri-fold wallet comment on the Superfish, and everyone seemed to love it. Now, perhaps you should go talk to one of your wiser personas about going further with this?”

Now go back to your blog and acknowledge you saw this.

That thing is fucking intimidating let me tell ya. She could perform a thorough prostrate check/enema with that thing!

Does anyone else find that

REALLY F*&KIN SCARY

Biel for Wonder Woman!

photoshopped? the black background has me wondering…

http://wampoon.com/

She could get around twenty piercings on that thing. Or just one large hole usable as a vagina. Man, I have to patent that idea.

come on don’t be jealous this looks great, cool..

I wish she would use that to examine my prostate

Wow. I am impressed. Not because of her tounge. But that she was dumb enough, like a trained monkey, to actually stick her tounge out when commanded her to. Jessy want a peanut? Ooooo oooo aaaahh aaaaahh. Goooood Dumb bitch.

Wow…I’ll bet that girl can munch a mean carpet…

Hot damn!!!! Jessica, go ahead, lick those nipples, you damn sure can reach them with that long ass tongue WOW!!

She is so hot. I would beat that up like it owed me money. I would tax that ass like King Richard. They would have to scrape her off the floor with a spatula after I was done. There would be nothing left but a smoking ruin in the middle of the bed. She is soooooo hot. Hey Jessica, is 8 inches enough?

Almost disgusting.
unless it was in the (censored) area

wao!

wow, that’s really sexy…she should do that more often

Oh my god!!!
Can you imagine what she is able to do with it?
i am loving her more and more…

Looks fake to me…

what, do all people whom comment on here have no experiences in the sexual realm? Are you all virgin kids and little pre teens? That frkciking tongue that jessica has aint about being a lesbo’s dream girl, or making it with gene the disgusto clown ugly simmons. If any of you retards would realize that she has a tongue that would drive her boyfriend insane from pleasure. Now get this kids, she takes that tongue, and she ass fucks her boyfriend with her tongue, deep and hard anal tongue thrusting thus massaging the prostate gland and at the same time she does this, she is jerking on his hot dog thus producing an orgasm that you kids could never fathom. The pleasure derived from receiving a tongue deep into your butt while being jerked off at the same time is positively mind blowing. In fact , mere words alone cannot express how good it feels to cum this way. Yes, obviously I have extensive experience in this area of pleasure, thanks to an ex girl friend who was addicted to doing this to me. And she then got me addicted to how good it felt.