Jessica Biel gets in shape

June 26th, 2006 // 74 Comments

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Looks like Jessica Biel has started reading the Kate Beckinsale Guide to Working Out in Bushes. Can’t these people afford real gyms with facilities and buildings and roofs? They both look great so maybe Kate Beckinsale’s bush workout really gives the muscles a good pounding, but it just seems a little ghetto for somebody who pulls in seven figures a year. I’m talking about Kate not Jessica. For all I know Jessica Biel is unemployed and collecting welfare. I think I might’ve seen her working at Costco.


  1. Jedi Kevin

    And who wouldn’t want to work out in Kate Beckinsale’s bush?

  2. spatz

    haha Paris the Helicopter Whore. that made me smile.

  3. spatz

    is it an outdoor gym?

  4. You know, this is the closest any d-list celebrity has ever come to approaching the splendor that is my ass. Close, but not there yet.

    I only work out outdoor, near a busy street. That way, passers-by can honk and yell vulgarities out their windows and pedestrian perverts can take shots of my derierre with their camera phones. Everybody wins.

  5. jane's eyre

    54
    Ha ha, “splendor in the ass”?

  6. yuckyfresh

    this sucks. where’s the good stuff?

  7. Shelley Bonnechance

    Is that rubber band around her knees a bona fide piece of workout equipment or is is some sort of arcane chastity device?

  8. PaisleyMoon

    She’s a average almost good looking young woman with a snotty attitude who thinks she’s better than us. I hope she farts and it’s actually liquid and someone gets a pic of it.

  9. alaskanchicsickle

    God I hope not #58, that’s disgusting.

  10. funkygoldmedallions

    I appreciate the ladies who work on their dumpers and blowing techniques. She’s preparing for her upcoming role in porn: 69th Heaven. I think that one also stars Wesley Pipes.

  11. *sigh* Since we’re all about admitting things here… I know some Nicklebacks myself. Namely Chad, I’ve partied with him lots – he’s quite the cokehead. Please forgive me, I know the first step to recovery is admission… *sob*

  12. bunnyhugger

    i could have sworn that she was kicked off “7th heaven” years ago because she posed for playboy and some asswipe decided that wasn’t the kind of “image” they wanted on the show. anybody remember this? or was it just a rumor?

  13. Sheva

    Binky, you rule, nuff said about that chick’s blowup ass. I mean when did she get the ass implants. It must have been a while after Flashdance.

    Italy will not get to play Germany. The Argyles will take the host down for the count. Underachieving Italy will have to take on the improved Ukraine.

    Viva Ukraine baby, Viva!

  14. Danni

    who is this chick and who cares where she excersises?

  15. PrincessMuMu

    Hmmm. I have doubts about Ukraine v Italy. I reckon we are much better at gymnastics etc. Italy will kick our ass.
    Jessica Biel looks like a he-bitch.

  16. boobtube

    these pictures are so that you all should be ashamed of not commenting about that in this thread

  17. Laurie

    Is it just me or is she working out at the exact same “gym” as Beckingsdale?

  18. Italian Stallion

    @63 Did you ever see the Seinfeld where Kramer and Newman were playing that board game (can’t remember the name) risk maybe. And they were on the train and Kramer says Ukraine is weak and the guy from Ukraine flips out and smashs the board. Your post reminded me of that and gave me a good laugh. I’m not worried about those fuckers, Germany or Argentina is my only concern for now…………

  19. Aimtrue

    I want to be the trainer for “Beckinsale’s bush workout.”

  20. ATX

    UMMMMM!
    She is delicious!

  21. tatesq03

    That green band around her thighs is to keep her from spreading her legs for any guy who wants her but it isn’t strong enough to keep out my huge shlong! That’s because it’s so huge get it? HA

  22. robot_turkey

    PapaHotNuts,

    I hope someone blows your cunt mother’s brains out in front of you, rips out your prostate and pours battery acid into the wound you abortion-that-went-wrong-because-you-lived.

    P.S.–cracker cunt piece of shit

  23. GorillaGrod

    Gorilla always confuse Jessica Biel with Jennifer Beals. One pretend to be lesbian, nobody care. One not lesbian, everyone sad. Gorilla sad.

  24. Jeremy1Esq

    This Bitch is hot. I would pound her the way Italy is going to pound Ukraine and then Brazil.

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