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Looks like Jessica Biel has started reading the Kate Beckinsale Guide to Working Out in Bushes. Can’t these people afford real gyms with facilities and buildings and roofs? They both look great so maybe Kate Beckinsale’s bush workout really gives the muscles a good pounding, but it just seems a little ghetto for somebody who pulls in seven figures a year. I’m talking about Kate not Jessica. For all I know Jessica Biel is unemployed and collecting welfare. I think I might’ve seen her working at Costco.
superstar26 | June 26, 2006 at 2:02 pm
Guess she’s not scared by the paparozzi
superstar26 | June 26, 2006 at 2:03 pm
I know that is spelled wrong…I just wanted to be FIRST!
MeanNate | June 26, 2006 at 2:03 pm
How about *staged* for the paparazzi?
dominocat | June 26, 2006 at 2:06 pm
hell, I’m just excited to be in the top ten…
aeronautxearth | June 26, 2006 at 2:07 pm
She gotta biiiig ol’ ass!
biatcho | June 26, 2006 at 2:07 pm
I heard the moves she’s pulling in pics 3 & 4 are called “Be prepared to take a shit in the woods if you’re camping”, a new pilates technique that’s all the rage in Hollywood and Pennsylvania.
chiris | June 26, 2006 at 2:08 pm
She has a nice bootty!
Mr Furious | June 26, 2006 at 2:09 pm
7th Heaven didn’t pan out to be the gold mine she was hoping it’d be.
That, being named “Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive” last year, and a quarter’ll get you a cup of coffee.
strokesiteveryday | June 26, 2006 at 2:09 pm
she needs to do some moves that REDUCES the size of your ass
Jacq | June 26, 2006 at 2:14 pm
What has this chick done in the last few months that doesn’t involve exercise and a patio?
The guy in the fourth and fifth pictures is probably her dentist telling her to get off of his porch. She’s sweating on his teak bench and her next cleaning isn’t for four months.
TrannyGranny | June 26, 2006 at 2:15 pm
God I love chicks that have some ass! She’s just getting a warm up for some attempted marathon sex with me. I keep telling her “Jess, it’s over, I have a much better woman now, stop trying to win me back with your hot, moist mouth, and your butt that snaps shut like a venus fly-trap capturing its prey”……I gotta go.
eatmyass_sherry-co | June 26, 2006 at 2:15 pm
She’s a man.
sharkbite | June 26, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Nice to see someone working out without the aid of an entourage, though.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
PapaHotNuts | June 26, 2006 at 2:19 pm
Why is she working out in front of a barbershop?
biatcho | June 26, 2006 at 2:22 pm
muscle tone on a woman is one thing, but muscles the size of a post-spinach-binge Popeye is just foul. Look at that shit in the 5th photo. blech.
Pol Pot Pie | June 26, 2006 at 2:25 pm
With a 10 foot Pole (I’d hit it)
ESQ | June 26, 2006 at 2:30 pm
Isn’t this old as in really old? Slow news day, huh?
Italian Stallion | June 26, 2006 at 2:31 pm
I would like to apologize to everyone for dropping the “N” bomb on Thursday or Friday. It was very ignorant and showed my stupidity. I wasn’t trying to be that much of an asshole, and not to make excuses but I had been drinking shots of GM and my head wasn’t quite right. Please except my apology. Thank you,
Stallion
P.S. This is not a joke, I am being sincere………………..
UNWASHEDMASSES | June 26, 2006 at 2:31 pm
She’s just getting in rock hard fuck shape to waste it all on some guy that is undoubtedly beneath her. Hopefully I am wrong, but would any of us be surprised if this was all for a Cisco Adler, Brandon Davis, or Pete Doherty?
Italian Stallion | June 26, 2006 at 2:34 pm
I forgot to add……….FORTZA ITALIA FORTZA ITALIA FORTZA ITALIA, AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE CIAO CIAO CIAO…………..WHO’S NEXT BITCHES………….
pinky_nip | June 26, 2006 at 2:38 pm
@18: Funny, sexy, and now sensitive. Just when I think I couldn’t love you more :)
Just one thing, please don’t ever apologize for those things you yell at me in the bedroom, because then I’d have to call you a wimp.
IFuckingHateYou | June 26, 2006 at 2:44 pm
So this is the bitch that’s been shitting in my front yard?
I thought it was that little fucking O’Doyle kid from next door, guess I shouldn’t have beat him with that baseball bat quite so hard.
Oh well, he’s still a little fuck and this bitch better quit dropping dueces on my grass.
BarbadoSlim | June 26, 2006 at 2:46 pm
Yup, nothing sexier than a has-been WB “actress” stinkin’up the outdoor area of your establishment and spreading athlete’s foot bacteria all over the place.
Yup, secksey.
Vas Deferens | June 26, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Jessica Biel is one hot smoking chick. I would eat oatmeal out of her asshole if she asked me to.
I think she looks hot in these pics.
Binky | June 26, 2006 at 2:51 pm
She still looks good for her age – Flashdance was quite a while ago.
Ignoramous | June 26, 2006 at 2:56 pm
@18:
Ahh damn, now that you’ve apologized for that I’m going to feel pretty shitty for what I’m about to say, but I’ve been meaning to get it off my chest so here we go:
You’re a stupid dirty guido wop with a furry chess, a big nose, and a unibrow. Yes I said it. Now what are you going to do? ‘Whack’ me? More like ‘whack’ me off you stupid greese ball sleeze bag. BTW, Italy has as much of a chance of winning the world cup as Mussolini did of winning WWII. That is all.
Thank you for your time and patience. I hope that this doesn’t come between us being good friends in the future.
PS. I wasn’t joking, I was totally being sincere.
Chicagoboy | June 26, 2006 at 2:59 pm
#26
Dude, what’s with the hate? Why can’t we all just get along and make fun of famous rich people?
Now do us all a favor and go emulate Kurt Cobain and try to swallow the business end of a shotgun. . .
Ignoramous | June 26, 2006 at 3:00 pm
whoops, that’s furry chest, not ‘chess’. Hehe, silly me.
Triumph Insult Dog | June 26, 2006 at 3:04 pm
Guys, would you rather she show her ass–I mean, “abs”–in public or behind closed doors like other hotties do?
Go with the flow, baby!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
PapaHotNuts | June 26, 2006 at 3:19 pm
@18 Stallion
What are you doing? You don’t owe anyone here an apology. I personally have said the “N” word before, but I have never felt bad about it. I know “Nickelback” is your favorite band, but don’t apologize for saying their name. Yea, I think they suck and you’re a fag for liking them, but feel free to say “Nickelback” as often as you like. Keep your chin up.
PS. Nigger
Dr.Rokter | June 26, 2006 at 3:26 pm
In addition to the rubber bands, she should run around with a log on her shoulders like Rocky did in “Rocky IV”. I heard that makes you, “like piece of iron”.
Italian Stallion | June 26, 2006 at 3:30 pm
@26 Who the fuck are you anyway? Go fuck yourself. All the things you said are typical shit to say to an Italian and didn’t bother me one bit fucktard. When you decide to say something witty or even remotely funny only then will I recognize your existence, which I’m guessing will be never. First you fuck with that hottie Jacq, and now you decide to say stupid shit to me. Not to smart are you? Fuck off…..
addonis | June 26, 2006 at 3:33 pm
her body looks amazing,especially her ass.
some of you guys…i dont know.i mean who wants to palm a flat ass? is that really enjoyable? having nothing to squeeze on?
andrewthezeppo | June 26, 2006 at 3:39 pm
I think she’s really hot she’s got a nice rack, little waist, round booty and pouty lips. A lot like Jessica Alba USED TO BE before she turned into Nicole Richie’s prettier sister.
Ignoramous | June 26, 2006 at 3:43 pm
@32:
Yeesh! Mamamia, pizzeria! What a rocky start our friendship is getting off to!
I was only joshing you. Now relax, take a breath, and make me some pasta with meatballs. Capiche? lol.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 26, 2006 at 3:48 pm
Papa,
I have told you before that the using that word around me makes me uncomfortable. I thought you knew – my mother was a Nickelback. I’m just light-skinnded.
P.S. Cockballsvaginataintanusanuspussyfuckcuntwhorebitchanuspie
Yoda a Green Schlong Has | June 26, 2006 at 3:49 pm
20. Ghana ( minus 2 strikers ), Czech Republic ( 4 injured ), and USA ( tied ), that’s who Italy had to face to survive group E and advance. Excluding the Czechs, this group was the easiest in the entire World Cup.
Today, Italy beat Australia, an average team at best, 1-0, on a penalty kick. The kick resulted from a foul conveniently called with 12 seconds remaining, and is viewed as yet another example of incompetent officiating at this World Cup.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/soccer/specials/world_cup/2006/06/26/bc.eu.spt.soc.wcup.italy.australia.ap/index.html
Next, Italy faces the winner of Switzerland – Ukraine, the giants. By now, you are probably asking yourself how Italy drew such a tough schedule.
Due almost entirely to lack of competition and at least one really bad call, Italy will probably make it to the semifinals, where they will face the winner of Germany – Argentina, two very good teams. I wonder if you will be posting “FORTZA ITALIA” after the ass pounding Italy receives in that match, …
Chicagoboy | June 26, 2006 at 3:51 pm
#36 Some of my very close friends are Nickelbacks. Never understood why Nickelbacks always had to face such hate and prejudice.
Yoda a Green Schlong Has | June 26, 2006 at 3:55 pm
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nickelback
alaskanchicsickle | June 26, 2006 at 4:01 pm
I hope Italy pounds Germany’s ass.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 26, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Whenever I went out with my mother and father together, people would always point and laugh, or make rude comments just within our earshot. My mother always held her chin up, and one day when I asked her why people treated us so differently, she sat me down on her knee and showed me a picture of all of us together. She said, ‘Look at this photograph, everytime I do it makes me laugh… even though your father looks at it and says he likes the way my big, dark booty looks.’
Italian Stallion | June 26, 2006 at 4:04 pm
@37 Yoda a good point has, but you would be happy too if your team just advanced. And these rankings are bullshit. Czech’s were ranked second and are out. USA was ranked fifth and are out, not to mention were a disgrace. The Italians scored the goal for them in that tie. And yes I will be posting Fortza Italia no matter the outcome. We have had shitty calls go against us for the last 12 years, And I am proud of them no matter what happens now. I would like to say that you do make a valid point though. Later Yoda ………………..
YouWannaBMe | June 26, 2006 at 4:20 pm
I think she has a kick ass body. Who wants a chick with no ass? I don’t…
JoeStalin | June 26, 2006 at 4:20 pm
Holy shite #25, I hope you were kidding with the Flashdance comment.
P.S. I would let this chick beat my ass every day for fun. I just wouldn’t allow her penis in my ass.
nichole | June 26, 2006 at 4:21 pm
All these disgusting comments have been REPORTED!!!!!!!!!!
Just kidding. I’m glad that bitch is gone.
Anyway, wow I wish I had that body.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | June 26, 2006 at 4:23 pm
Soccer is for Mexican restaraunts and chicks who rip off their shirts in a fit of glory. If there was only a way we could combine the two and omit the actual soccer – perhaps a Topless Burrito or a Titty Con Carne Supreme… now we’re talking.
RichPort | June 26, 2006 at 4:26 pm
Funny, this chick is dripping sweat and dressed like shit, but with ass like that, she still looks better Paris the Helicopter Whore on her best day.
francesfarmer | June 26, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Well this makes up for the boring Paris Hilton wig thread all weekend…
francesfarmer | June 26, 2006 at 4:32 pm
in more exciting news…
AbsolutPequeno | June 26, 2006 at 4:55 pm
So I realize that this is supposed to be funny and I get it, but I have to confirm one thing. Jessica Biel is not working out near a front yard. It is an actual gym in Brentwood near Montana Ave. and San Vicente Blvd. I work a block away from it.