Jessica Biel films ‘The A-Team’ and other news

October 5th, 2009 // 29 Comments

- Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise go for a run. Because a couple who jogs together stays together as long as someone keeps batteries in the shock collar. [Lainey Gossip]

- Rihanna thinks she’s Lady GaGa now. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Lady GaGa thinks she’s Rihanna now. Are we in a bad 80s movie? [PopEater]

- Nicole Richie gets rear-ended by a paparazzo. [Just Jared]

- Simon Cowell apparently throws a bitching party. [Celebslam]

- George Clooney demonstrates how he catches cocktail waitress in the wild. [PopSugar]

- Mo’Nique admits she’d eat an Oscar if she won one. [The Blemish]

- Dita Von Teese probably never wants to see another WonderBra again. Or Marilyn Manson’s penis covered in white make-up if we’re making a list. [Socialite Life]

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  1. the amazing Milk Man

    she gots not tits so she gets no dick

  2. Randal

    Jessica is a perfect example of beauty and brains, one of many women in the industry with the talent and looks to go very far. Filming on the set of the A-Team movie will certainly help it reach box office numbers that we haven’t seen since Titanic. Biel brings a level of respectability that many other TV to movie transitions simply never achieve.

    Randal

  3. Megan

    Ok, maybe I’m looking too hard…
    but what kind of insanity camera records the retinal light reflection in the photographers eye (among other freaky-fine details) and superimposes it into the final image???

  4. she still owes me for a night of my stud services!!

  5. Megan

    Ok, maybe I’m looking too hard…
    but what kind of insanity camera records the retinal light reflection in the photographers eye (among other freaky-fine details) and superimposes it into the final image???

  6. Turd the third

    WTF fish, why is this article even here, are you so hard up for news that you have to post a pict of an ugly old chick in a rain coat and wait for us to comment on….??????????? Fish stoops to new lows, come on dude give us some tasty pieces instead of this drivel !

  7. Courtyardpigeon

    #7 you are a complete homo…come out of the closet

    Jessica is one of the most stunning examples of the human presence I’ve ever seen.

  8. bb

    I don’t get what is so “great” about this women. She isn’t even pretty. Shehas a good body yes but her face is not pretty at all.

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  10. Where are the real stars? Like many years ago? I want glamorous stars! Not cheeseballs like George Clooney who dates waitresses b/c he’s uneducated and gay.

  11. The Rough report

    Any more professional content on U-tube? God I hate unfunny Nerds…I cant even found out who’s playing B.A. Baracus…

  12. The Rough report

    lol looks like that dry humping Rampage did on that reporter worked…

  13. Ian

    She is beautiful.

  14. Candy

    Without JT, she will drop from B-List to C-List pretty quickly.

  15. xxxRandalxxx

    “Jessica is a perfect example of beauty and brains, one of many women in the industry with the talent and looks to go very far”.

    Hahahahhahahahhhahahaah Randal has got to be the most uncreative hacking dullards on this site. (Other than me)

  16. cc

    Why is this woman famous? She’s had a largish role in some really shitty movies, and a small role in a good one. She is not attractive and it seems her only real asset is a decent behind. Not great, but decent. Good to know that her movie roles are heading straight to the bottom of the barrel…the fucking ‘A-Team’…alongside such noted thespians as Quinton Rampage Jackson. Keep giving those blowjobs Jessica…whatever works!

  17. this bitch looks like a skeleton, next

  18. Darth

    Where’s Rampage Jackson?! He should help her through these hard times.

  19. Mama Pinkus

    am I the only one who “gets” Randal? Randal is a HOOT. Yes.

    note to Jessica: people don’t hate you because you’re beautiful; they hate you because you are a stuck-up bitch

  20. bill

    why the long face?

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