Jessica Biel felt up Maria Menouno’s ass at the Golden Globes, saying: “The tush on that one is out of this world.” And getting complimented by Jessica Biel on your butt is like getting complimented by Mr. T on your fool-pitying skills.
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sol | January 22, 2007 at 10:26 am
it seemed really hot until jessica walked away with that visible hardon
Danner | January 22, 2007 at 10:28 am
Swwweeet! :)
Giggles | January 22, 2007 at 10:31 am
Come on….is this the All Jessica Biel web site now? Is Britney old news? I wanna see the latest train wreck photos.
BarbadoSlim | January 22, 2007 at 10:32 am
You said it #1, lol, Jess wants to tap that ass , and that means, with her penis.
Lowlands | January 22, 2007 at 10:33 am
Somebody is having wet panties right now…
PapaHotNuts | January 22, 2007 at 10:33 am
Jessica Biel, you are REPORTED.
Pointandlaugh | January 22, 2007 at 10:37 am
HAHAHA! I gots to work on keepin my fool-pityin’ skillz fresh.
But NO ONE caps a sucka-MC’s ass like me though.
Lowlands | January 22, 2007 at 10:37 am
You’re very playfull today?Slept well?
Wild Rose | January 22, 2007 at 10:57 am
Well, that’s says it all, doesn’t it? She’s a bona fide Lesbo, that’s for certain! She’s not tryin’ very hard to keep it a secret, is she? :)
F-Sucker | January 22, 2007 at 11:01 am
They both want me.
tits_on_snack | January 22, 2007 at 11:13 am
OMG SHE’S A HOMO.
Jenster | January 22, 2007 at 11:20 am
another gratuitis moment by the superfish…
DancingQueen | January 22, 2007 at 11:25 am
Maybe that was Maria with the green bikini earlier???
combustion8 | January 22, 2007 at 11:35 am
how much longer til the jessica lezbo sex tape is released?
jrzmommy | January 22, 2007 at 11:40 am
Yeah, okay, I just checked again to be sure and I don’t care.
MassGrrl | January 22, 2007 at 11:41 am
Since when is it news that Jessica Biel is a lesbian? Get with the program, people!
itspat | January 22, 2007 at 11:41 am
and then, just out of camera shot, jessica put her hand up to her face and sniffed her fingers, her eyes glazing over as her other hand moved absent-mindedly down to her…
Doc | January 22, 2007 at 11:45 am
nice… now we just need someone to grab jessica’s ass and then we’ll have a story… and just so that everyone is clear, Jessica is bi, not a lesbian… theres a difference…
_____esque | January 22, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Jessica’s not bi. She’s a butch lesbian who has to fake interest in smegma-spigots to have a career in Hollywood, just like any other actress. The difference is that when she gets home, she doesn’t permit ritualistic domestic rape the way all the married pod-women do.
sikofdis | January 22, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Who cares if Jessica Biel licks carpet!?! Personally, I’d lay down some serious scratch to watch that…
What I’d like to know is who the fuck is the troll that is interviewing JB late in the clip? That broad has a face for radio!
BarbadoSlim | January 22, 2007 at 12:18 pm
@17
….throbbing manhood, sure, she was in public but it was so hard, it felt as if its head was going to explode, she had to release her love juice fast so she…
bluealvarez | January 22, 2007 at 12:32 pm
And she said it into a microphone, on television. I am now a Jessica Biel fan.
Richard | January 22, 2007 at 1:45 pm
> how much longer til the jessica lezbo sex tape is released?
Whenever it is … it’s not soon enough! She and Stacey Dash have the hottest bodies around, imo. I’d love to see either one of them get down — Jess especially.
Truthseeker013 | January 22, 2007 at 1:51 pm
What would *you* rather be? Jessica’s a$$ or Maria’s? Floor is open.
saradevil | January 22, 2007 at 2:53 pm
I thought she might be a lesbian. Then I was almost positive she was a lesbian. Now I know she is a lesbian, and I couldn’t be happier.
Grope For Luna | January 22, 2007 at 2:56 pm
24. That’s like asking would you rather take Derek Jeter’s cock or Vin Diesel’s.
I’ll pass.
Sheva | January 22, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Stop being down on Jessica. Like any Hollywood actress of any note, she’s flexible and eats carpet as a compliment to her steady diet of producer and athlete cock.
The only video worth having is when she has them all.
MuchaCerveza | January 22, 2007 at 4:55 pm
She makes me want to be a lesbian.
lostopoly | January 22, 2007 at 6:04 pm
But isn’t Vin lavendar anyway?
sigmanu | January 22, 2007 at 9:51 pm
I WOULD DO HER. JETER IS LUCKY.
hobieluv83 | January 22, 2007 at 10:32 pm
please. I’m not a lesbo and I slap my female co-workers asses all the time.
anony | January 23, 2007 at 4:25 am
Did she just go from a 9 to a 9.5?
StoneRose | January 23, 2007 at 7:01 am
“oh, I’m so honoured!”
whatRwordsworth | January 23, 2007 at 7:02 am
That just made my day ;)
medic858 | January 23, 2007 at 7:24 am
The best part of that post is the line, “…is like getting complimented by Mr. T on your fool-pitying skills.” Pure genius.
kacsing | January 23, 2007 at 8:01 am
Yawn.
mmmBitch | January 23, 2007 at 1:01 pm
#20
Dude, that’s stacey from “what not to wear”
spineofsnake | January 23, 2007 at 6:56 pm
i’ve been hoping for years that this chick was a lesbian!
i’m not even (very) lesbian and i’d hit it again and again and again and…
HollywoodSnark | March 26, 2007 at 8:43 am
wow, is it just me or did jessic biel get like 4x sexier?
MrSosa | May 24, 2007 at 4:15 pm
come on !!! it’s obvious …
the pitbull’s, the huge biceps, the ass grabbing, the ”accidentally” frenchkissing
.. :-) :-) :-)