Jessica Biel as Jessica Rabbit

March 9th, 2009 // 57 Comments

During Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live, Jessica Biel made a cameo appearance dressed as Jessica Rabbit in the middle of a skit featuring Justin Timberlake. If you haven’t heard about this historic moment in our nation’s history, surprise, you’re a terrorist.

That said, if we’re bringing erotic cartoon characters to life, somebody needs to get a jump on the following: Judy Jetson, Ms. Pac-Man, Jem and Snarf from Thundercats. Don’t judge me.

NOTE: Good stuff at the 3:00 mark.

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  1. Frank Rizzo

    1st

  2. Show business is amazing aint it,,,where else would justin Timberdork would be a sex symbol, and jessica biel as jessica rabbit? she really has a high opinion of herself…

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  4. Opps spoke too soon i didnt see the video,,,Id get behind her fully actually…

  5. ladeedah

    meh. she barely fills out the top.

  6. meh

    Good thing SNL is still side-splittingly funny

  7. phoring

    not funny

  8. Dubya

    Americans are still laughing at this “Saturday Night” shit ?

    No wonder the world thinks they’re all inbred hill billies!

  9. Grant

    Thats like…the first SNL skit I’ve laughed at since the first Palin sketch. Wow. They can be funny once every six months!!!!

    That said, Fish, I share your love of Jem. As she is truly, truly, truly outrageous in so many sexy ways. Yowza. Not to mention the Misfits…Mmmmm….

  10. Jrz

    Can you say self-indulgent?

  11. OJ's Mom

    Tasty tasty tasty

  12. Too bad she isn’t half as hot as Jessica Rabbit (or as well built!)

  13. Karin

    Most of it isn’t even funny, Andy Samberg’s impersonation of Cathy is lame and so not funny. Jessica Beal was ok.

  14. Frank N. Stein

    Looks good.

    SNL unfortunately still sucks.

  15. havoc

    SNL sucks.

    Jessica was hot as fuck….

    .

  16. maeby

    does anyone else think he’s trying to act like Christopher Mintz-Platz (superbad)? He sounds exactly like him!

  17. Delgo

    man face

  18. Fuck Lump

    Timberlake is on that show every week. Does he work there now?

  19. baxi69

    Didn’t make any sense and not the least bit funny! Timberlake is a hell of an entertainer, but this one sux’d. How this was a ‘historic moment’ is way beyond me, superfish!

  20. CaptainMorgan

    Andy Samberg is a total RETARD. He’s not funny at all. How and why Lorne Michaels thinks this guy is the ‘next big thing’ is totally lost on me. Very pedestrian humour at best and NOT FUNNY.

  21. cellgirl

    DUMB!

  22. Harry

    This show is unwatchable unless they’re kicking around Sarah Palin.

  23. RichPort's Ghost

    No fat guys with hairy backs? Me not interested. Only like the cockmeat, preferably darkmeat?

  24. RichPort's Ghost

    Wow, I’d sure throw one into Irving…. too distracted to work now…..

    I frigging hate myself…

  25. Maximus

    I can actually remember a time when SNL was funny. This is embarrassingly bad. These guys just aren’t funny.

    That said, Jessica Biel is seriously hot.

  26. mikeock

    Timberlake is funnier than the comedians on that show. That’s not saying much for the SNL “talent.”

  27. Rough Daddy

    God I’m such a fuckwad. I am too concerned about being a top poster I write lame comments before viewing the entire post. I guess I was too preoccupied sucking my daddy’s cock while he rims my dilated man pussy hole.

  28. Darth

    Boo!

  29. Lowlands

    Justin timberlake is much more handsome looking lately! And Jessica Biel’s beauty has made great improvement too!

  30. Sauron

    Jessica Rabbit?? Isn’t his wife Jessica Sampson?

  31. Im concern with being the top poster? whats a man pussy hole? you know you can skip over my comments #27,,,

  32. Ally

    I think Justin Timberlake is the most irrelevant person in the history of mankind. And Jessica Biel too.

  33. #27=lackey for timberflake

  34. Sauron

    #28 Boo!?

  35. I still stand behind my first comment without seeing the video…now just pay attention to my other comments…dickweed

  36. justifiable

    Jesus, are they gonna turn their razor sharp cutting edge on The Family Circus and Nancy next? This show had devolved into a massively stupid frat-boy review – it’s only funny if it’s 3 AM, you’ve had 15 beers and it’s your pledgemaster wearing that wig. What a waste of Biel.

  37. Rough Daddy

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  38. kitty_kat

    I didn’t laugh once the whole time. And Jessica Biel is attractive, but not attractive enough to be Jessica Rabbit.

  39. James

    Hot stuff. Just one question. Is there padding under that dress or is that all Jessica?

  40. Anon

    boo the video’s gone

  41. Tom K

    This show fails so hard! It stopped being funny years ago! The only time I laughed is when they did Sarah Palin. That impression is dead on accurate.

  42. She so hot, I hope she does more nekked scenes in movies. She really needs to get artsy like Kat Winslet and look how many oscar wins and nominations she has. Nudity = Good for Oscars

  43. Tanzarian

    Hulu clip

    Meh, unfappable. Rather than putting her in ridiculous padding, they should have just had her in a skin tight dress. She’s got decent boobs and a great ass. Nevermind, Andy Suckberg is a boner killer anyway.

  44. feckless

    I could not hate Timberlake after “Dick in a Box”

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  46. pat

    eh, I think Red Hot Riding Hood is hotter than Jessica Rabbit anyway.

  47. JollyJumJuck

    And in less than 24 hours the NBC Nazis have removed the clip due to copyright. FUCK YOU NBC!!!

  48. JollyJumJuck

    And in less than 24 hours the NBC Nazis have removed the clip due to copyright. FUCK YOU NBC!!!

  49. JollyJumJuck

    And in less than 24 hours the NBC Nazis have removed the clip due to copyright. FUCK YOU NBC!!!

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