Jessica Biel as Jessica Rabbit

March 9th, 2009 // 57 Comments

During Weekend Update on Saturday Night Live, Jessica Biel made a cameo appearance dressed as Jessica Rabbit in the middle of a skit featuring Justin Timberlake. If you haven’t heard about this historic moment in our nation’s history, surprise, you’re a terrorist.

That said, if we’re bringing erotic cartoon characters to life, somebody needs to get a jump on the following: Judy Jetson, Ms. Pac-Man, Jem and Snarf from Thundercats. Don’t judge me.

NOTE: Good stuff at the 3:00 mark.

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Comments (57)

  1. Frank Rizzo | March 9, 2009 at 10:30 am

    1st

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  2. ROUGH DADDY | March 9, 2009 at 10:36 am

    Show business is amazing aint it,,,where else would justin Timberdork would be a sex symbol, and jessica biel as jessica rabbit? she really has a high opinion of herself…

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  3. mess | March 9, 2009 at 10:38 am

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  4. ROUGH DADDY | March 9, 2009 at 10:40 am

    Opps spoke too soon i didnt see the video,,,Id get behind her fully actually…

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  5. ladeedah | March 9, 2009 at 10:43 am

    meh. she barely fills out the top.

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  6. meh | March 9, 2009 at 10:43 am

    Good thing SNL is still side-splittingly funny

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  7. phoring | March 9, 2009 at 10:44 am

    not funny

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  8. Dubya | March 9, 2009 at 10:46 am

    Americans are still laughing at this “Saturday Night” shit ?

    No wonder the world thinks they’re all inbred hill billies!

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  9. Grant | March 9, 2009 at 10:53 am

    Thats like…the first SNL skit I’ve laughed at since the first Palin sketch. Wow. They can be funny once every six months!!!!

    That said, Fish, I share your love of Jem. As she is truly, truly, truly outrageous in so many sexy ways. Yowza. Not to mention the Misfits…Mmmmm….

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  10. Jrz | March 9, 2009 at 11:13 am

    Can you say self-indulgent?

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  11. OJ's Mom | March 9, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Tasty tasty tasty

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  12. Sportsdvl | March 9, 2009 at 11:22 am

    Too bad she isn’t half as hot as Jessica Rabbit (or as well built!)

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  13. Karin | March 9, 2009 at 11:25 am

    Most of it isn’t even funny, Andy Samberg’s impersonation of Cathy is lame and so not funny. Jessica Beal was ok.

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  14. Frank N. Stein | March 9, 2009 at 11:29 am

    Looks good.

    SNL unfortunately still sucks.

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  15. havoc | March 9, 2009 at 11:35 am

    SNL sucks.

    Jessica was hot as fuck….

    .

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  16. maeby | March 9, 2009 at 11:55 am

    does anyone else think he’s trying to act like Christopher Mintz-Platz (superbad)? He sounds exactly like him!

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  17. Delgo | March 9, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    man face

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  18. Fuck Lump | March 9, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    Timberlake is on that show every week. Does he work there now?

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  19. baxi69 | March 9, 2009 at 12:27 pm

    Didn’t make any sense and not the least bit funny! Timberlake is a hell of an entertainer, but this one sux’d. How this was a ‘historic moment’ is way beyond me, superfish!

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  20. CaptainMorgan | March 9, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    Andy Samberg is a total RETARD. He’s not funny at all. How and why Lorne Michaels thinks this guy is the ‘next big thing’ is totally lost on me. Very pedestrian humour at best and NOT FUNNY.

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  21. cellgirl | March 9, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    DUMB!

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  22. Harry | March 9, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    This show is unwatchable unless they’re kicking around Sarah Palin.

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  23. RichPort's Ghost | March 9, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    No fat guys with hairy backs? Me not interested. Only like the cockmeat, preferably darkmeat?

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  24. RichPort's Ghost | March 9, 2009 at 1:33 pm

    Wow, I’d sure throw one into Irving…. too distracted to work now…..

    I frigging hate myself…

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  25. Maximus | March 9, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    I can actually remember a time when SNL was funny. This is embarrassingly bad. These guys just aren’t funny.

    That said, Jessica Biel is seriously hot.

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  26. mikeock | March 9, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Timberlake is funnier than the comedians on that show. That’s not saying much for the SNL “talent.”

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  27. Rough Daddy | March 9, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    God I’m such a fuckwad. I am too concerned about being a top poster I write lame comments before viewing the entire post. I guess I was too preoccupied sucking my daddy’s cock while he rims my dilated man pussy hole.

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  28. Darth | March 9, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Boo!

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  29. Lowlands | March 9, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    Justin timberlake is much more handsome looking lately! And Jessica Biel’s beauty has made great improvement too!

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  30. Sauron | March 9, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Jessica Rabbit?? Isn’t his wife Jessica Sampson?

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  31. ROUGH DADDY | March 9, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Im concern with being the top poster? whats a man pussy hole? you know you can skip over my comments #27,,,

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  32. Ally | March 9, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    I think Justin Timberlake is the most irrelevant person in the history of mankind. And Jessica Biel too.

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  33. ROUGH DADDY | March 9, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    #27=lackey for timberflake

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  34. Sauron | March 9, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    #28 Boo!?

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  35. ROUGH DADDY | March 9, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    I still stand behind my first comment without seeing the video…now just pay attention to my other comments…dickweed

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  36. justifiable | March 9, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    Jesus, are they gonna turn their razor sharp cutting edge on The Family Circus and Nancy next? This show had devolved into a massively stupid frat-boy review – it’s only funny if it’s 3 AM, you’ve had 15 beers and it’s your pledgemaster wearing that wig. What a waste of Biel.

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  37. Rough Daddy | March 9, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    I like to cuddle after getting banged but daddy says only fags like to do that.

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  38. kitty_kat | March 9, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    I didn’t laugh once the whole time. And Jessica Biel is attractive, but not attractive enough to be Jessica Rabbit.

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  39. James | March 9, 2009 at 4:41 pm

    Hot stuff. Just one question. Is there padding under that dress or is that all Jessica?

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  40. Anon | March 9, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    boo the video’s gone

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  41. Jamie | March 9, 2009 at 5:01 pm
  42. Tom K | March 9, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    This show fails so hard! It stopped being funny years ago! The only time I laughed is when they did Sarah Palin. That impression is dead on accurate.

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  43. ltrwanted | March 9, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    She so hot, I hope she does more nekked scenes in movies. She really needs to get artsy like Kat Winslet and look how many oscar wins and nominations she has. Nudity = Good for Oscars

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  44. Tanzarian | March 9, 2009 at 7:41 pm

    Hulu clip

    Meh, unfappable. Rather than putting her in ridiculous padding, they should have just had her in a skin tight dress. She’s got decent boobs and a great ass. Nevermind, Andy Suckberg is a boner killer anyway.

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  45. feckless | March 9, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    I could not hate Timberlake after “Dick in a Box”

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  47. pat | March 10, 2009 at 2:08 am

    eh, I think Red Hot Riding Hood is hotter than Jessica Rabbit anyway.

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  48. JollyJumJuck | March 10, 2009 at 7:27 am

    And in less than 24 hours the NBC Nazis have removed the clip due to copyright. FUCK YOU NBC!!!

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  49. JollyJumJuck | March 10, 2009 at 7:28 am

    And in less than 24 hours the NBC Nazis have removed the clip due to copyright. FUCK YOU NBC!!!

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  50. JollyJumJuck | March 10, 2009 at 7:28 am

    And in less than 24 hours the NBC Nazis have removed the clip due to copyright. FUCK YOU NBC!!!

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