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mmbelle | November 16, 2006 at 11:16 am
who the fuck is derek jeter?
Binky | November 16, 2006 at 11:18 am
I think Jeter bats both ways as well.
RichPort | November 16, 2006 at 11:19 am
Yet another reason to fucking hate Derek Jeter. I’d put a hurtin’ and a squirtin’ on Ms. Beal’s bum. She deserves me, really she does.
Brain Embolism | November 16, 2006 at 11:19 am
I thought Jeter was half black?
New post at “The Angry Ferrets.”
It’s about butt-slamming a deer!
It makes this post look like yesterdays news.
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
slantingthroughdarkness | November 16, 2006 at 11:21 am
Jeter plus Biel would equal a homosexual relationship.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
lisad71 | November 16, 2006 at 11:21 am
- She’s not anorexic like most of Hollywood ( I would kill for her ass)
- She walks her own dog and has a bag to scoop the poop
- And she has a dog that looks like a dog not a fucking rat in a sweater.
I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!
Brain Embolism | November 16, 2006 at 11:22 am
@3 RichPort – You forgot to mention the new “Butt-Slamming Deer” post at The Angry Ferrets
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
lisad71 | November 16, 2006 at 11:22 am
Oh and I forgot to add that she is banging one of my beloved NY Yankees. Too bad it isn’t A-Rod instead.
PaisleyMoon | November 16, 2006 at 11:24 am
I think the poop bag is for her. She looks like she poops alot. In fact, I’ll bet her hobbies are weight lifting and pooping.
Tits_McGhee | November 16, 2006 at 11:25 am
I exercise too, you know.
Oh, but don’t worry. It’s in no place any of you can see. :)
cole007 | November 16, 2006 at 11:26 am
God, not Jeter – anyone but him! I hate that cocky yankee son of a bitch. RED SOX ALL THE WAY, BITCHES. THe Yankees are made to pluck their eyebrows, and keep their hair short, no telling what else they have to keep short.
I would go homo for jessica biel. I usta have an ass like that in college. now, stupid computer job… damn you beer!
Ruby | November 16, 2006 at 11:32 am
I know who the arrogant fucker Jeter is but who the fuck is Jessica Biel?!
jrzmommy | November 16, 2006 at 11:36 am
zzzzzz……..zzzzzzzz……….zzzzzzz….huh….wha….oh…..same shit *pulls covers over head*……..
DJSS00 | November 16, 2006 at 11:46 am
That is one SWEET rump!!
Triumph Insult Dog | November 16, 2006 at 11:47 am
Say it aint so! Man, what is it with hot women liking DEREK JETER? If you do a lookup, he’s been with some lookers!
Jessica needs a black man and not a half black man neither, an ALL BLACK man! Nobody will appreciate that “shape” of hers like the brothas would.
I…love…her…Man!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
PrettyBaby | November 16, 2006 at 11:49 am
justme is gonna hate this story!!!
carrotjuice | November 16, 2006 at 11:51 am
I thought Jeter died in that plane crash in NYC last month ?
ja5on | November 16, 2006 at 11:55 am
You bastard Derek Jeter!!!!!!!! Seriously though, I’m really the only man qualified enough to love her.
Stunts | November 16, 2006 at 11:55 am
JETER!!! Wrong choice for this woman who is by far “Out of his league!”
JETER swallows!!!!
Brain Embolism | November 16, 2006 at 11:56 am
@17 – Hilarious PPPBaby!!
serial snarkalec | November 16, 2006 at 12:01 pm
The pit is salivating at the boobs threatening to pop out and land at his feet like eyeballs from a toddler.
CelebSlam.com | November 16, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Should we officially crown him as a god?
http://www.celebslam.com
jrzmommy | November 16, 2006 at 12:06 pm
Don’t fuck with this chick….what’s she got there, a pit bull?
Charm | November 16, 2006 at 12:13 pm
I like her, I like him. I approve.
commissioner | November 16, 2006 at 12:17 pm
My butt will give her butt a run for the money (so to speak). And I’m going to have to break ranks – can we give the Ferret ad spamming a break for awhile? It’s getting annoying.
HolisticWisdomcom | November 16, 2006 at 12:20 pm
@6 Rats need sweaters or they get cold (especially in Colorado where I live) and they need love too. Let’s not judge those who love rats please, I own two and love my chihuahuas dearly. As a bonus, I also pick up their poop. So, ‘don’t be hatin.’
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Unabashed Liar | November 16, 2006 at 12:22 pm
Wow, the extremely overrated Jeter strikes again! Between him and the whatever-the-fuck-nationality Fez, there can’t be too many untainted actress left out in Hollywood these days.
GirlyGirl | November 16, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Mmmm, Jeter is yummy. In fact, they’re both pretty damn hot. I wouldn’t mind being locked in a room with ‘em!
#6 – right on
Anida S. Hower | November 16, 2006 at 12:38 pm
that’s a disgusting poop sack – and the bag of dog shit is gross too
Angry Ferret Jones | November 16, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Good for him, he has plenty of time to fuck her since he obviously has given up practicing baseball.
Fuck you Jeter, you trumped-up, condescending ass-wipe. I hope you die in a pool of your own vomit, you cock sucker.
DJLTC
NipsyHustle | November 16, 2006 at 12:51 pm
# 28 what you talkin bout willis? derek jeter has a busted face for sure but wilmer valderrama can ride this philly ALL NIGHT LONG. i would channel my inner slut for him.
oh yeah, wilmer is venezuelan.
D3C4K | November 16, 2006 at 1:04 pm
So that makes Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Vanessa Minillo, Jordana Brewster, Joy Enriquez (another girl from “7th Heaven”), Mariah Carey, & “Miss Universe” Lara Dutta. Did I miss anyone? Why does this overrated bastard get everyone? I could see Brad Pitt or George Clooney, but Derek Jeter? What the fuck, why can’t someone show a guy like Warrick Dunn (who lost his mother to a murder when he was a teen, raised his siblings, made in into the NFL as a pro-bowler, and gives millions to charity every year) some love? Why don’t these women ever sleep with someone that isn’t a piece of shit? I have to agree with #31 here, fuck you Jeter, you trumped-up, condescending ass-wipe. I hope you die in a pool of your own vomit, you cock sucker.
ponk | November 16, 2006 at 1:21 pm
can you blame her, she knows derek can swing the lumber.
commissioner | November 16, 2006 at 1:28 pm
#26
Why don’t you grow a set of testicles and post under your own name?
Are you a stalker? Because I do have one fine, muscular ass.
Haroof | November 16, 2006 at 1:30 pm
That ass makes me dizzy.
whitney-NOT houston | November 16, 2006 at 1:35 pm
I would like to state that my ass is so TOTALLY rounder than Miss Biel’s. However, I have yet to fuck Derek Jeter, so….she wins.
PrettyBaby | November 16, 2006 at 1:35 pm
#21 Hey now… revealing all the secrets.
no one you know | November 16, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Jeter-chugging aside, I kind of think this woman might be gay. There’s just something about her that seems, at the very least, very interested in having a few too many and asking “Have you ever wondered what it would be like…?” But then, of course, there’s a small part of me who’d like to be there to have that conversation with her.
Does anyone know if she has dated anyone or been linked to anyone before now?
SonJaSpiCe | November 16, 2006 at 1:58 pm
#6… I couldn’t agree more, that pitbull is beautiful.
I think Jessica is my new rolemodel. I just wish I knew what she has done, other than the uber Christian more wholesome than Fullhouse tv show.
Mojo | November 16, 2006 at 2:04 pm
i love how she isnt going the “look at me im anorexic” route.that ass looks scrumptious.
http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/
cynicalheretic | November 16, 2006 at 2:19 pm
She always looks good.
Take a look, hamsters soul for sale on ebay.
http://cgi.ebay.com/My-Hamsters-Soul_W0QQitemZ110055677956QQihZ001QQcategoryZ1523QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Gotsu | November 16, 2006 at 2:52 pm
Biel doesn’t need an all Black man when said half Black man is half Black from the waist down. I’ve heard Derek Jr is quite something. And with all the tail he’s gotten in the past ten years, it must be.
James | November 16, 2006 at 3:33 pm
Only white trash females and whores race mix. That’s a big list too. Once you go black we don’t want you back. Bye bye Biel good luck getting a straight laced white man ever again.
flintlocke | November 16, 2006 at 3:45 pm
I have no problem with how much a girl can bench press if she looks like Jessica Biel. I’ll take buff babes anyday over someone with “lunch-lady arms”, or a lollipop like Paris…
therapture | November 16, 2006 at 3:47 pm
#44, you are a dick wad….I am a white male married to a hispanic female…..
What, are you some kind of fucking wanna be nazi? Go fuck yourself, you condescending overblown ego skin head cock sucker….(or let your skinhead brothers fuck you in the ass, either way, you’re a homo).
Back on track, Biel has one of the hottest hollywood bods around, period. Fuck those anorexic “i-can’t-eat-because-i-might-gain-a-pound” cracked out skinny ass looking types….Jessice Biel could bench press 10 of those bitches…with her ass muscles!
Cruzadas | November 16, 2006 at 3:56 pm
Why is Derek Jeter running with a leash around his neck?
Oscar Dahl, BuddyTV | November 16, 2006 at 4:11 pm
I normally have a plethora of hatred for Derek Jeter (aka the Most Overrated Baseball Player Ever) but I’ll give him props for pulling Biel. She’s sort of incredible.
jjadams | November 16, 2006 at 4:47 pm
Well I guess that means that Jeter is OFFICIALLY gay, like we all thought. Since we know Jessica B. is gay, seeing her with her girlfriend in pics continuously for the last two months, its nice to see Derek coming out like this. Any male dating Jessica B. from now on is offically a closeted homosexual in search of a beard, in my book.
Pwnstar | November 16, 2006 at 5:02 pm
I would snatch that rotund ass up!
BigJism | November 16, 2006 at 6:34 pm
44. James, I’m sensing that you just might drive around proudly sporting a “W” sticker on your GMC Suburban, you frequently quote Pat Buchannan with reverence, you watch
“The 700 Club”, and you have chronic ED. Either that, or your mom was a crack whore, can’t tell, …
49. Jeter’s probably gay, but then baseball is a completely homosexual pseudo-sport, so what do you expect of its players. The ball isn’t even in play 95 % of the time, WTF!
Damned if this lesbian doesn’t have the sweetest, tightest ass on the planet. What a waste, …