Jessica Biel gets dolled up for Letterman

June 3rd, 2009 // 69 Comments

Jessica Biel stopped by Letterman Wednesday and, let’s be honest for a minute, anyone who isn’t staring directly at those legs should be declared legally dead. No, really, notify your next of kin if you’re reading this because, congratulations, you’re in Purgatory: Now with WiFi.

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  1. Shirleycc

    lol…really? I found a place that many players are hoo king up with h ot mo dels, seems the club called: __T all mingle Co M___, do you hear this before?

  2. She actually looks pretty here. I love her makeup.

  3. She looks nice, but it’s such a joke that she thinks she can’t get good roles because of her looks. Far, far prettier actresses get great roles (Scarlett, Angelina, Julia, Halle…)

    The problem is the talent level. Biel’s isn’t too impressive. THAT keeps the meatier roles at bay – not the looks.

  4. Laura

    RE: congratulations, you’re in Purgatory: Now with WiFi.” – Could you explain this? I’m seeing lot’s of references but I guessed I missed it.

    If I’m not mistaken, it’s a refrence to GITMO detainees now having internet access.

  5. Dread not

    Is anybody else buying the, “I’m not a lesbian” appearance that JB made on Letterman last night? She said she regretted doing the Blender shoot. But still continued to take overtly sexual roles. The, Maria Menounos aggressive ass grab, “the kiss”. Then, last night, she has Dave show a picture of Timberflake, supposedly mauling Jessica at a Laker’s game. Over compensation? Sorry, but there’s somethin’ off about these two, and JB strikes me as a bushwhacker. Not that it changes the fact she’s a serious piece of ass. I still say she’s doin’ Timberflake’s cousin/assistant. And I’m still not buyin’ that Timberflake isn’t ridin’ the greek saddle.

  6. television

    telegram ms. biel:

    seen you act on 7th heaven stop

    you stupid bitch stop

  7. Nero

    Like she’s standing there on the fourth pic.How much would she ask?

  8. Boogeyman King Dong

    Is that a ponytail?

  9. native new yorker

    Her career is over before it started

  10. Yeah

    She’s incredibly hot and was very charming on Letterman last night. Haters blow dick.

  11. lvana

    Am I the only one that notices she has a very thick non existant waist, maybe it’s just the very unflattering skirt and shirt. A very ugly combination, the shirt makes it look like she has a huge gut.

  12. asdf

    she looks buff…. like a man.

    she’s GOTTA BE hiding a dick

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  14. sash

    wth is up with her nose??

  15. RtSS

    I’d hike that little pink skirt of hers up, and slide it into her doggie style. I’d pound it into her pretty pink love tunnel, then pull out and do her in the ass. Man, what a perfect ass she has. I’d ram the poopchute on this fine lady. Bet she’s got a powerfully strong ‘grip’.

  16. PDS

    First, Biel never said she was “too beautiful,” she said she was too “modern” looking to be considered for period films.

    Second, most period films (think “Age Of Innocence”) are about upper-middle class or upper-class white people of English ancestry. Biel on the other hand is a mix of different ethnic groups, including Native American. In short, she’s right: her look is wrong for most period films.

    What stuns me is how people on this list and elsewhere misinterpreted Biel’s comments, probably because they didn’t actually READ the interview or more likely because they are jealous of her and look for any excuse to criticize the woman (“Mean Girls,” anyone)? My advice: stop projecting YOUR self-hatred and lack of intelligence on to someone you don’t know and don’t understand.

  17. PDS

    First, Biel never said she was “too beautiful,” she said she was too “modern” looking to be considered for period films.

    Second, most period films (think “Age Of Innocence”) are about upper-middle class or upper-class white people of English ancestry. Biel on the other hand is a mix of different ethnic groups, including Native American. In short, she’s right: her look is wrong for most period films.

    What stuns me is how people on this list and elsewhere misinterpreted Biel’s comments, probably because they didn’t actually READ the interview or more likely because they are jealous of her and look for any excuse to criticize the woman (“Mean Girls,” anyone)? My advice: stop projecting YOUR self-hatred and lack of intelligence on to someone you don’t know and don’t understand.

  18. I am sick and watching the losers post, some of them are not too tired in the first slot. Once I saw a thread with four “firsts” slots, One, Two, Three, and Four … How pathetic. At least make sure you ‘first.She are a beauty, no doubt about this, he can do better then the Starlets and he has good name recognition, you would think his career really will be doing well.

  19. mike

    this girl has to greats ass of any girl ant where

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