Jessica Simpson and her sister Ashlee sunbathed on a yacht while watching Tony Romo perform in a golf tournament at Lake Tahoe. Meanwhile, below deck, Joe Simpson flushed the GPS down the toilet and cut the fuel lines. Best family vacation ever!
EDIT: Okay, so the chick in the red is not Ashlee Simpson. My bad, I saw the nose and went with it. However, I just added pics of Ashlee on the S.S. Boobieprise. Though I can’t be certain until my man on the inside gets back to me with the ultrasound. C’mon, Papa Joe…
Photos: Flynet
hey you dumbasses, ashley is in the last few pics….geeeze
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Jess don’t forget to use the sunscreen. You will start looking like Phyllis Diller really fast!
are you freaking blind??? ashlee simpson isn’t any of the girls on that boat!
She is revolting on so many levels. Absolutely no class.
Only one person needs to report that is not Ashlee. We all get the point.
@45, she would float of course. there is a vacuum between her ears, not concrete :-)
emm, u are so sweet.. but i just found out your secret that you have joined the online club Mixed mingle . c o m , by which you are seeking rich man to be your man!
Who’s the ugly one in the blue who thinks she is a celebrity too?
is anyone else looking at how small her feet look compared to the rest of her body in the pictures where shes waving? its hilarious!
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O Mfor hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
I S T H I S A L L T H E R E I S?
YEP, don’t expect more!!
The soles of her feet look so sexy. I’d like to rub my face all over them, suck on them and smell inbetween her toes.
BUTT_UGLY CARCASS EATING FACE, BITCH!!! Keep eating all those animals, it’s doing wonders for your horseface.
Trisha, (#60): I noticed the feet, too! Eeewwwww, right?! And did you see the long toenails hanging over? If there is one thing I cannot STAND it is long toenails…gross me out……scratch Tony much with those toe claws, Jess?
@#51 – hey, you’re right. But comments 1 thru 50 were made before FISH added the last row of photos. Those weren’t there yesterday, so what gives, dickwad?!
Jessica has weird ass little feet.
Jess is hot!
uhm thats NOT ashlee.
uhm thats NOT ashlee.
uhm thats NOT ashlee.
20, Actually, she used to have huge natural saggy boobs, but she got a documented breast lift procedure, so now that are unnaturally perky.
Gee…..along with Britney and Linsey, shes just another untalented bimbo queen.
A.J.; FIRST OF ALL JESSICA SIMPSONS BREASTS AREN’T FAKE. I AS A DR WHO DOES MANY BREAST AUGMENTATIONS, TRUST ME, THEY ARE REAL.
JUST BECAUSE AT TIMES A PERSON MAY WEAR A BRA WITH A WIRE TO GIVE LIFT AND THEY DO LOOK LIFTED WHEN DOING SO; DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING. FROM ALL THE PICTURES SHE TRULY DIDN’T A GET A BREAST LIFT OR NEW BREASTS.
SO BEFORE YOU SPEAK, PLEASE GET THE FACTS.
DR FROM NY/NY
A.J.; FIRST OF ALL JESSICA SIMPSONS BREASTS AREN’T FAKE. I AS A DR WHO DOES MANY BREAST AUGMENTATIONS, TRUST ME, THEY ARE REAL.
JUST BECAUSE AT TIMES A PERSON MAY WEAR A BRA WITH A WIRE TO GIVE LIFT AND THEY DO LOOK LIFTED WHEN DOING SO; DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING. FROM ALL THE PICTURES SHE TRULY DIDN’T A GET A BREAST LIFT OR NEW BREASTS.
SO BEFORE YOU SPEAK, PLEASE GET THE FACTS.
DR FROM NY/NY
A.J.; FIRST OF ALL JESSICA SIMPSONS BREASTS AREN’T FAKE. I AS A DR WHO DOES MANY BREAST AUGMENTATIONS, TRUST ME, THEY ARE REAL.
JUST BECAUSE AT TIMES A PERSON MAY WEAR A BRA WITH A WIRE TO GIVE LIFT AND THEY DO LOOK LIFTED WHEN DOING SO; DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING. FROM ALL THE PICTURES SHE TRULY DIDN’T A GET A BREAST LIFT OR NEW BREASTS.
SO BEFORE YOU SPEAK, PLEASE GET THE FACTS.
DR FROM NY/NY