Jessica & Ashlee Simpson sunbathe their breasts

Jessica Simpson and her sister Ashlee sunbathed on a yacht while watching Tony Romo perform in a golf tournament at Lake Tahoe. Meanwhile, below deck, Joe Simpson flushed the GPS down the toilet and cut the fuel lines. Best family vacation ever!

EDIT: Okay, so the chick in the red is not Ashlee Simpson. My bad, I saw the nose and went with it. However, I just added pics of Ashlee on the S.S. Boobieprise. Though I can’t be certain until my man on the inside gets back to me with the ultrasound. C’mon, Papa Joe…

Photos: Flynet