Jessica & Ashlee Simpson get their drink on

January 9th, 2009 // 53 Comments

Jessica and Ashlee Simpson had a girls night out at Bar Deluxe Thursday. I’m going to assume Ashlee wasn’t drinking since she’s breastfeeding, but hey, it’s not like Pete can’t fill in for the night. Xanax-flavored breast milk: Kids love it! In the meantime, whoever’s working the collagen gun at Jessica’s doctor’s office really needs to stop having Nam flashbacks on the clock. This shit’s getting out of hand.

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  1. geeky

    nice mole.

  2. CaptainMorgan

    WTF is with Jessica’s lips? Doesn’t she believe the old saying: if you keep making that face, God will make it stay that way?

    Bet she gives good bjs. I’d like to say that I’ll get back to you on that….

  3. .

    Chin Twins.

  4. gingerwinger

    what the hell?? why did ashley dye her hair back to red!? YUCK! she was actually looking halfway decent when her hair was blondish.

    ugh…red? why? gross..

  5. Jess has bumper lips… so sad
    WTf is with pic#4 that has a giant looking thumb on the right frame line?

  6. anyone find out if that was her camel toe bikini photo?

  7. bar room hero

    slags

  8. Imagen

    WTF? I Thought Ashlee went back to blonde? Ether these are old or shes a dumbass.

  9. JBT

    Not to be one of those “well, actually” people, but having the occasional drink while breastfeeding isn’t really a big deal as long as you don’t get trashed.

    Also, you’re not the only one who noticed Jessica’s lips look ridiculous in those pics: http://www.celebritymilkshake.com/233/jessica-simpsons-lips-will-expand-beyond-the-universe.html

  10. p0nk

    Papa Joe got some good lovin’ Thursday night! HomoBoy had another lonely evening with Bronx Mowgli Douchebag Jr.

  11. Randal

    Although sisters, one can certainly see the different kind of beauty in both of them, yet their still far apart when it comes to talent.

    Jessica has smashed record sales with her new country album, while Ashlee is still playing catch up. That of course will end in time as Ashlee’s music matures.

    Randal

  12. El Longo

    Not that I’d expect SuperFish to know this, but I’ll state it before other “experts” chime in. The current belief in the medical profession is that it would take 3 consecutive bottles of wine to be consumed before mother’s milk would be affected by alcohol. So sucking on Ashlee’s boobs will keep me hard.

  13. cavy

    This is why I would never in a million years want to be famous. If we hadn’t watched Nick & Jessica’s trainwreck of a “reality” show or watched as Jessica made one blunder after another over the years, we’d all be gushing over how beautiful this girl is.

    I believe it must be a living nightmare to be in the spotlight these days. Along with the paps, the internet has brought out nothing but nitpicking at the stars. I’m not a fan of JS, but I feel for her, getting hounded 24/7.

  14. angela

    She also could have pumped and kept milk reserves stocked at home.

  15. Autumn

    I love how she made everyone else wear black to offset the fact she is trying to cover her baby mama fat.

  16. faker

    @8 – that must be fish’s tumb. how did you think he gets all his photos when he weighs 400 lbs. and can’t get out of the house?

  17. havoc

    I bet Jessica gives amazing blow jobs….

    Plus, she’d have something in her mouth and couldn’t say stupid shit.

    That’s when its good….

    .

  18. Kathy

    Why does Jessica keep making all of those weird faces with her mouth.

  19. Logie

    Srsly? Alprazolam tastes like bitter ass :(

  20. OJ's Mom

    SUPERFICIAL WRITER – The Angelina Jolie story is all fucked up. Can’t open it or leave comments.

    (See how I used all caps to really get your attention? Nice.)

  21. tracy hutch

    Why does Jessica keep making that pout face? It’s not as if we don’t know she’s trying to look sexy. Instead she looks stupid and desperate.

  22. tracy hutch

    Why does Jessica keep making that pout face? It’s not as if we don’t know she’s trying to look sexy. Instead she looks stupid and desperate.

  23. comfy

    Drunken whores

  24. duhg

    I’m planning on making a long legs/praying mantis joke about the Angelina Jolie story. Just, you know, fyi.

  25. kels

    THOSE LIPS ARE FAKE…COME TO THINK OF IT, MOST OF HER LOOK IS FAKE (HAIR TOO). INCLUDING HER FUGLY SISTER. I DON’T KNOW WHAT ANYONE SEES IN HER…NASTY IF YOU ASK ME…

  26. yo yo mama

    #28 you fucking ugly cunt i bet you are way worse

  27. God. Jessica looks almost as stupid as she is…

  28. krispy

    These Simpson girls look worse now than they ever did. Wow. What the fuck happened their faces?? Will we look back on these years, where plastic surgery is running rampant in Hollywood, and think about how freakish all of these people look? It’s laughable at this point, it’s like the fucking circus side show.

  29. kels

    #29–SWEETIE, DON’T HATE. IT AINT’ MY FAULT THESE MANLY LOOKING WOMEN NEED PLASTIC SURGERY. THEY ARE FRIGGIN NASTY. I CAN SPOT WAY CUTER GIRLS IN OLD TOWN PASADENA. I BET YOU LOOK LIKE THEM, THAT’S WHY YOU ARE HATIN!

  30. kels

    #29–SWEETIE, DON’T HATE. IT AINT’ MY FAULT THESE MANLY LOOKING WOMEN NEED PLASTIC SURGERY. THEY ARE FRIGGIN NASTY. I CAN SPOT WAY CUTER GIRLS IN OLD TOWN PASADENA. I BET YOU LOOK LIKE THEM, THAT’S WHY YOU ARE HATIN!

  31. authorego

    The Incredible Ms. Limpet and Pippi Longstocking. And they say Hollywood glamour is dead.

  32. fuqua

    I’d like to stick my dick in between her pouty lips

  33. fuqua

    32 & 33 you stuttering mutt try turning off the caps you dumb bitch

  34. Ralph

    Both Jessica and Keira do that poutty thing with their mouths. I find it sexy. It make me think about a blow job…

  35. It’s sad that I now know this, but when a mother who’s breastfeeding goes out drinking it’s not that the alcohol will enter the breast milk so much as it will make it taste horrible, so they like to do what they call a “pump-and-dump.”

  36. zuzuspetals

    You know makes me laugh?
    Thinking about the fact that Jessica probably spends a good part of the day staring at herself in the mirror and thinking that those ridiculous-looking lips make her look as sexy, interesting, and complicated as Angelina Jolie.

    She’s pathetic.

  37. Anexio

    #6 props…

    Okay, here’s the deal……

    Jessica Simpson looks like a middle aged Bridget Bardot. For all you under 30 somthings, thats not a good thing. Google BB and be horrified at what happens when you grow old and have Italian genetics….

    JS genetics are a cross between Texas, Paul Mitchell, and Tony Romo’s spooge stream. I mean, seriously, how does a five foot nothing get to the level that Jessica has archived?

    Here’s the answer….

    Jessica Simpson has a super duper rack.

    Case closed.

    Out.

  38. Anexio

    Oops, forgot something….

    P.S. Randal, you’re west coast pickle sniffer and turd burglar.

  39. ………………………………A “WALKING & TALKING” anus, folks?

  40. anthonyOA

    sweet baby jesus.

    i just googled bridget bardot.

    damn you #40. i want my fucking eyesight back. i want it back now.

  41. lola richie

    I feel bad for Jessica and Ashley. They obviously got entangled in Hollywood very young because of their father. Constantly being judged and watched… I am glad for Jessica now and I think Ashlee is happy too. I have no reason to hate them

  42. Anexio is a tool

    “Jessica Simpson looks like a middle aged Bridget Bardot. For all you under 30 somthings, thats not a good thing. Google BB and be horrified at what happens when you grow old and have Italian genetics….”

    Bridget Bardot was FRENCH, you fat, ignorant American fuckstick.

    Open a book that doesn’t have cartoons in it every once in awhile…

  43. Randal's Rectum

    Randal really loves his celebrities, no matter how untalented and unworthy they are. Is he a shill for the media?

    Hey Rands, how do you feel about Mr. Hanky?

  44. Sport

    These two never seem to really smile. They always look so miserable. I don’t know why, unless they have actually heard themselves sing.

  45. Both of them are GROSS

    You’d think with all their money..

    They’d both get their hair done before going out in public at least.

    Jess’ hair always looks “DIRTY”..and unwashed.

    As if..she just rolled out of bed..

    SAD..I mean she’s always so worried what people think of her.

    She could at least hit the salon before heading out.

    What ever happened to her GAY sidekick..Ken Paves..?

    Does he do this to her on purpose..??

    Shame!

  46. mytwocents

    sad both of them , this is an entertainment family thats always playing catch up…

    They aren’t that talented
    They embarass themselves Jessica with her show Ash with her lip singing

    At least Ash doesn’t sing much and is kind of getting away from her “fake” self she was turned into by her father (singer/dancer) she is just her now i like that.

    Jessica isn’t pop they always said she wasn’t like those girls so now she is trying country and she sucks.
    SAd

  47. FU

    I see fat women syndome in Jessica’s future. Tony Homo better bail while he can.

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