Jessica Alba White Bikini

Superficial / January 5, 2005

I would have posted these pictures earlier but I think I passed out for a couple of hours after seeing them. I didn’t examine the photos too closely for fear that I would suffer heart failure and die, but I’m fairly certain that there isn’t a shred of cellulite on Jessica Alba’s butt or thighs. I’m also fairly certain that I shouldn’t be left alone in a room with these pictures for fear of what terrible things I might do to myself.